Re: New limerick
A new year means a new beginning (rough meter, but...)
A chance to start a new inning
A new year means a new beginning (rough meter, but...)
A chance to start a new inning
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wurdwise
Re: New limerick
A new year means a new beginning
A chance to start a new inning
Dodging curve ball rejections
each one with a lesson
A new year means a new beginning
A chance to start a new inning
Dodging curve ball rejections
each one with a lesson
rhymegirl
Re: New limerick
A new year means a new beginning
A chance to start a new inning
Dodging curve ball rejections
each one with a lesson
So that editors' hearts I'll be winning!
I hate it when payments are late
A new year means a new beginning
A chance to start a new inning
Dodging curve ball rejections
each one with a lesson
So that editors' hearts I'll be winning!
I hate it when payments are late
ChunkyC
tfdswift
Re: New limerick
I hate it when payments are late
some come weeks after their due date
with money so scarce
I hate it when payments are late
some come weeks after their due date
with money so scarce
rhymegirl
Re: New limerick
I hate it when payments are late
some come weeks after their due date
with money so scarce,
it's a pain in the ass
I hate it when payments are late
some come weeks after their due date
with money so scarce,
it's a pain in the ass
tfdswift
Re: New limerick
I hate it when payments are late
some come weeks after their due date
with money so scarce,
it's a pain in the ass
I really am one to not wait.
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
I hate it when payments are late
some come weeks after their due date
with money so scarce,
it's a pain in the ass
I really am one to not wait.
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
wurdwise
Melina
Re: New limerick
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
My OCD starts to scream bloody murder
What's under this pile?
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
My OCD starts to scream bloody murder
What's under this pile?
rhymegirl
Re: Re: New limerick
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
My OCD starts to scream bloody murder
What's under this pile?
Hope it's nothing too vile
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
My OCD starts to scream bloody murder
What's under this pile?
Hope it's nothing too vile
maestrowork
Re: Re: New limerick
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
My OCD starts to scream bloody murder
What's under this pile?
Hope it's nothing too vile...
Is that a dead mouse smeared with butter?
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
My OCD starts to scream bloody murder
What's under this pile?
Hope it's nothing too vile...
Is that a dead mouse smeared with butter?
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain
rhymegirl
Re: Re: New limerick
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain,
Or man, you will hear me complain!
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain,
Or man, you will hear me complain!
wurdwise
Re: Re: New limerick
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain,
Or man, you will hear me complain!
Give me sunshine instead
so I'll get out of bed
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain,
Or man, you will hear me complain!
Give me sunshine instead
so I'll get out of bed
Apryl
Re: Re: New limerick
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain,
Or man, you will hear me complain!
Give me sunshine instead
so I'll get out of bed
And perhaps I won't ask you again!
I once knew a man who could fiddle...
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain,
Or man, you will hear me complain!
Give me sunshine instead
so I'll get out of bed
And perhaps I won't ask you again!
I once knew a man who could fiddle...
ChunkyC
wurdwise
Re: Re: New limerick
I once knew a man who could fiddle
except when he'd stop for a piddle
and then he was sunk
because he was drunk
I once knew a man who could fiddle
except when he'd stop for a piddle
and then he was sunk
because he was drunk
rhymegirl
Re: Re: New limerick
I once knew a man who could fiddle
except when he'd stop for a piddle
and then he was sunk
because he was drunk
So he'd look for a woman to diddle.
I ate pizza and now I have gas
I once knew a man who could fiddle
except when he'd stop for a piddle
and then he was sunk
because he was drunk
So he'd look for a woman to diddle.
I ate pizza and now I have gas
maestrowork
Melina
Re: Re: New limerick
I ate pizza and now I have gas
It's stuck in my colon and won't pass
Could you pull my finger?
I ate pizza and now I have gas
It's stuck in my colon and won't pass
Could you pull my finger?
wurdwise
Re: Re: New limerick
I ate pizza, and now I have gas
It's stuck in my colon and won't pass
Could you pull my finger? :lol
I'll let out a zinger!
I ate pizza, and now I have gas
It's stuck in my colon and won't pass
Could you pull my finger? :lol
I'll let out a zinger!
rhymegirl
Re: Re: New limerick
I ate pizza and now I have gas
It's stuck in my colon and won't pass
Could you pull my finger?
I'll let out a zinger!
(okay, you know how this has to end)
To get rid of this pain in my a##!
Last night I went out on the town
I ate pizza and now I have gas
It's stuck in my colon and won't pass
Could you pull my finger?
I'll let out a zinger!
(okay, you know how this has to end)
To get rid of this pain in my a##!
Last night I went out on the town
maestrowork
wurdwise
Re: Re: New limerick
Last night I went out on the town
Dinner and movie with a clown
Though he had lots of money
his face was so ugly
Last night I went out on the town
Dinner and movie with a clown
Though he had lots of money
his face was so ugly
ChunkyC
Re: Re: New limerick
Last night I went out on the town
Dinner and movie with a clown
Though he had lots of money
his face was so ugly
but his Beemer was a nice shade of brown
I have this big zit on my nose
Last night I went out on the town
Dinner and movie with a clown
Though he had lots of money
his face was so ugly
but his Beemer was a nice shade of brown
I have this big zit on my nose
rhymegirl
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