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The spaceman stepped out of his craft
And instantly fell down a shaft

His airhose got tangled
His helmet got mangled
 

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The spaceman stepped out of his craft
And instantly fell down a shaft
His airhose got tangled
His helmet got mangled--
This spaceman was really quite daft!


There's a full moon right now in the sky
 

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There's a full moon right now in the sky
She sips her Manhattan, I nurse my rye
But we're at the bar




(can we fix it?)
 

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Unique said:
There's a full moon right now in the sky
She sips her Manhattan, I nurse my rye
But we're at the bar




(can we fix it?)
We could try this:

There's a full moon right now in the sky
She sips her Manhattan and I
Nurse my rye at the bar,
Put a tip in the jar
 

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Pthom said:
We could try this:

There's a full moon right now in the sky
She sips her Manhattan and I
Nurse my rye at the bar,
Put a tip in the jar
With my other hand rubbing her thigh.

Very soon it will be Halloween!
 

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Very soon it will be Halloween!
and the kids will make quite a scene
They'll squeal and they'll squall
 

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Very soon it will be Halloween!
and the kids will make quite a scene
They'll squeal and they'll squall
(they'll make quite a haul)
till eating those treats turns them green.

I fell on a cactus while hiking
 

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I fell on a cactus while hiking
It really was not to my liking
One needle got stuck
In my knee, just my luck!
 

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I bought some strawberry ice cream
through a fraudulent pyramid scheme
The cones turned yellow
from this conniving fellow
 

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I bought some strawberry ice cream
through a fraudulent pyramid scheme
The cones turned yellow
from this conniving fellow
Who's moved on to selling sea-bream

Oh why won't they cut me some slack?
 

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Oh why won't they cut me some slack?
Instead they point out what I lack
I don't fill out a sweater
 

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Oh why won't they cut me some slack?
Instead they point out what I lack
I don't fill out a sweater
And can't write a letter
 

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Oh why won't they cut me some slack?
Instead they point out what I lack
I don't fill out a sweater
And can't write a letter
don't they know I'm good in the sack!



All dressed up with nowhere to go
 

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All dressed up with nowhere to go,
complained Curly, Larry and Moe
 

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All dressed up with nowhere to go,
complained Curly, Larry and Moe
Who went out on the town
 
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