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reph · Oct 12, 2005

The pantry withstood the assault
(it was locked up tight as a vault)
The mousies withdrew

Zonk · Oct 12, 2005

The pantry withstood the assault
(it was locked up tight as a vault)
The mousies withdrew
A new plan to brew

Unique · Oct 12, 2005

The pantry withstood the assault
(it was locked up tight as a vault)
The mousies withdrew
A new plan to brew
They started with basic Gestalt.

A virtuous barmaid from Kent

pconsidine · Oct 12, 2005

A virtuous barmaid from Kent
walked with legs that couldn't be bent.

Pat~ · Oct 12, 2005

A virtuous barmaid from Kent
walked with legs that couldn't be bent.
When she tried to sit down

reph · Oct 12, 2005

A virtuous barmaid from Kent
walked with legs that couldn't be bent.
When she tried to sit down
She would shock the whole town

poetinahat · Oct 12, 2005

A virtuous barmaid from Kent
walked with legs that couldn't be bent.
When she tried to sit down
She would shock the whole town
by giving up knickers for Lent

The courtship of Browning and Barrett

reph · Oct 13, 2005

The courtship of Browning and Barrett
Was brimming with poetic merit

Zonk · Oct 13, 2005

The courtship of Browning and Barrett
Was brimming with poetic merit
With lines finely metered

Meaney · Oct 13, 2005

A bit sappy, but a tough rhyme

The courtship of Browning and Barrett
Was brimming with poetic merit
With lines finely metered
their love never petered

poetinahat · Oct 13, 2005

The courtship of Browning and Barrett
Was brimming with poetic merit
With lines finely metered
their love never petered
The romantic shoe fits, so they'll wear it

The difference between you and me

Unique · Oct 13, 2005

The difference between you and me
is not always easy to see

Pthom · Oct 13, 2005

The difference between you and me
Is not always easy to see.
But we struggle along,

pianoman5 · Oct 13, 2005

The difference between you and me
Is not always easy to see.
But we struggle along,
In Speedos and thong

Zonk · Oct 13, 2005

The difference between you and me
Is not always easy to see.
But we struggle along,
In Speedos and thong
Tweedledum versus Tweedledee...

A lady of uncertain age

poetinahat · Oct 13, 2005

A lady of uncertain age
danced topless for years in a cage

Unique · Oct 14, 2005

A lady of uncertain age
danced topless for years in a cage
but one day she said

pconsidine · Oct 14, 2005

A lady of uncertain age
danced topless for years in a cage
but one day she said,
"I'd be better off dead

threedogpeople · Oct 14, 2005

A lady of uncertain age
danced topless for years in a cage
but one day she said,
"I'd be better off dead
than jiggling for minimum wage."

I saw the doc about my hands

Unique · Oct 14, 2005

I saw the doc about my hands
He said they looked like old tin cans

threedogpeople · Oct 14, 2005

I saw the doc about my hands
He said they looked like old tin cans
a little rusted

Unique · Oct 14, 2005

I saw the doc about my hands
He said they looked like old tin cans
a little rusted
not to be trusted

Meaney · Oct 15, 2005

I saw the doc about my hands
He said they looked like old tin cans
a little rusted
not to be trusted
(like old Volkswagen Combi vans)

The spaceman stepped out of his craft

Carole · Oct 15, 2005

The spaceman stepped out of his craft
And instantly fell down a shaft

threedogpeople · Oct 15, 2005

The spaceman stepped out of his craft
And instantly fell down a shaft
His airhose got tangled

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Fig of authority

Agent of Doom

Too Adorkable for Words

Luftmensch Emeritus, A.D.D.

Fig of authority

say it loud

Fig of authority

Socialist. Humanist. Solipsist.

say it loud

Agent of Doom

Word butcher

Means well

say it loud

Agent of Doom

Too Adorkable for Words

This is my BEST side!

Agent of Doom

This is my BEST side!

Agent of Doom

Socialist. Humanist. Solipsist.

How 'bout some ether?

This is my BEST side!