A virtuous barmaid from Kent
walked with legs that couldn't be bent.
When she tried to sit down
She would shock the whole town
by giving up knickers for Lent
The courtship of Browning and Barrett Was brimming with poetic merit With lines finely metered their love never petered The romantic shoe fits, so they'll wear it
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