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'cause the public loves kitsch
 

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'cause the public loves kitsch
And have I got a kitchen or not one?

A new day is dawning, my friend
 

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I picked the wrong wish to come true:
 

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I picked the wrong wish to come true:
but sometimes we have to make do
So now that I'm weightless,
 

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I picked the wrong wish to come true:
but sometimes we have to make do
So now that I'm weightless,
I'm glad that I ate less
 

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I picked the wrong wish to come true:
but sometimes we have to make do
So now that I'm weightless,
I'm glad that I ate less
To better display this tatoo.



A cranky old mare they called Belle
 

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A cranky old mare they called Belle
developed an interesting smell
It wasn't patchouli
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A cranky old mare they called Belle
developed an interesting smell
It wasn't patchouli
nor pasta fazool
But it told us she didn't feel well

A French commandant named Laporte
 

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A French commandant named Laporte
Was reviewing his troops in the fort
 

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A French commandant named Laporte
Was reviewing his troops in the fort
when yon he heard cannons
 

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Tricky one

A French commandant named Laporte
Was reviewing his troops in the fort
when yon he heard cannons,
said, "Ambush! My plan ends!"
 

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A French commandant named Laporte
Was reviewing his troops in the fort
when yon he heard cannons,
said, "Ambush! My plan ends!"
and to his soldiers he shouted "abort!"

An army consisting of mice
 

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An army consisting of mice
Lay seige to a pantry of rice
 

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An army consisting of mice
Lay siege to a pantry of rice

But their battering ram
made of strawberry jam
 

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An army consisting of mice
Lay siege to a pantry of rice
But their battering ram
made of strawberry jam
was ridiculously imprecise.

The pantry withstood the assault
 
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