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The lovers, the dreamers and me
Is a song sung by Kermit, you see
and ol' Fozzie Bear
lives life without care
On the street that they call Sesame


The was a young fellow named Hyde


:D:D:D
 
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There was a young fellow named Hyde
who climbed on his pony to ride
'til he started to ache [meter adjusted]
And yelled "Hey, where's the brake?"
 

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There was a young fellow named Hyde
who climbed on his pony to ride
'til he started to ache [meter adjusted]
And yelled "Hey, where's the brake?
I'm Jekyll, not Bonnie and Clyde!"

When Caesar strode into the Senate
 

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Huh?

What's wrong with the original line? Looks fine to me.
 

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When Caesar strode into the Senate
He shouted, "I told you, I meant it!"
 

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When Caesar strode into the Senate
He shouted, "I told you, I meant it!"
He then in his toga
 

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When Caesar strode into the Senate
He shouted, "I told you, I meant it!"
He then in his toga
went back to his yoga
 

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When Caesar strode into the Senate
He shouted, "I told you, I meant it!"
He then in his toga
went back to his yoga
and turned on some Loreena McKennitt.

But later, when Brutus came in
 

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But later, when Brutus came in
all covered in crap to his chin
he turned off the music
 

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But later, when Brutus came in
all covered in crap to his chin
he turned off the music
and washed off his whoosit
 

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I tire of your toves and your mimsies.
A truth which only this him sees.
Either call it or a wrap,
or you'll get a slap,
No more e-tomes spun on a whim, please.
 

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On my behind appears there a dapple,
Hued as an unjuiced Granny Apple.
It turneth me gut,
this growth on me butt.
"While out, shall I fetch anyone a Snapple?"
 

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I once knew a gal who, like Venus,
Could levitate any man's weenus.
Up it would go,
The opposite of slow,
Before you say even T-Minus!
 

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I am bored, quite, O and alas.
I'm down to the dregs of me glass.
My prose, she can't ripple,
So much as a nipple,
I'm too bored to finish this, you do it...
 

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But later, when Brutus came in
all covered in crap to his chin
he turned off the music
and washed off his whoosit
then danced on the head of a pin

Can anyone tell me the way
 

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Lantern Jack, the rule of this thread is that you supply one line of a limerick at a time. If you finish the limerick, you begin the next.
 

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Can anyone tell me the way
from tap dance to modern ballet?
And are these the wrong shoes
to boogie woogy to the blues?
 

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Can anyone tell me the way
from tap dance to modern ballet?
And are these the wrong shoes
to boogie woogy to the blues?
If Tommy Tune says so, OK

I've worked my way up from the bottom
 
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