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The tigers that night had a ball
With the bears and the lions and all.
They ended their revels
 

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The tigers that night had a ball
With the bears and the lions and all.
They ended their revels
with T-squares and levels
 

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The tigers that night had a ball
With the bears and the lions and all.
They ended their revels
with T-squares and levels
And drew up a huge shopping mall.


When a new pair of shoes doesn't fit
 

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When a new pair of shoes doesn't fit
You can rub it with paste wax and spit
If you do, don't forget
 

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When a new pair of shoes doesn't fit
You can rub it with paste wax and spit
If you do, don't forget
the tar de cigarette
You'll find it won't hurt them a bit.

When giving a speech to your peers
 

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When giving a speech to your peers
take care not to bore the poor dears
 

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When giving a speech to your peers
take care not to bore the poor dears
You might make them snooze
and for that, you would lose
 

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When giving a speech to your peers
take care not to bore the poor dears
You might make them snooze
and for that, you would lose
Any chance of a few volunteers

A town with two bars and no church
 

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A town with two bars and no church
can be found if you're willing to search


:D:D:D
 

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A town with two bars and no church
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but don't look in the South
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A town with two bars and no church
can be found if you're willing to search
but don't look in the South
for a beer-swilling mouth
'Less you want your butt whupped with a birch

A Martian, King Tut, and the Pope
 

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A Martian, King Tut, and the Pope
All tried out some soap on a rope.
 

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A Martian, King Tut, and the Pope
All tried out some soap on a rope.
Then they shampooed their hair,
also washing "down there",
It's sad but they're all out of hope.


A wily gunfighter named West
 

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A wily gunfighter named West
Thought he'd do what he could that was best
 

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A wily gunfighter named West
Thought he'd do what he could that was best
Being quick on the draw
With a plug in his jaw
 

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A wily gunfighter named West
Thought he'd do what he could that was best
Being quick on the draw
With a plug in his jaw
But he can't, since his gun's repossessed

The lovers, the dreamers and me*




*: extra rep points for knowing where this comes from
 

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The lovers, the dreamers and me
Is a song sung by Kermit, you see*

* "The Rainbow Connection"

written by Kenny Ascher and Paul Williams



Kermit: Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me.


Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
And look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.


All of us under its spell,
We know that it's probably magic...


... Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
... Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be...
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.


Laa, da daa dee da daa daa,
La laa la la laa dee daa doo...
 
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