Limericks Live!

reph · Sep 29, 2005

For the hundred-and-fiftieth time
You can not buy our house for a dime
It is worth more than that
Just go ask my cat
Now please let me get back to my rhyme!

Do you think squirrels dream about peanuts?

poetinahat · Sep 29, 2005

Do you think squirrels dream about peanuts?
Are they saner, or less so, than we nuts?

Meaney · Sep 30, 2005

Do you think squirrels dream about peanuts?
Are they saner, or less so, than we nuts?
We dream about sex.

Unique · Sep 30, 2005

Do you think squirrels dream about peanuts?
Are they saner, or less so, than we nuts?
We dream about sex.
while chasing T-Rex

Pat~ · Sep 30, 2005

Do you think squirrels dream about peanuts?
Are they saner, or less so, than we nuts?
We dream about sex.
while chasing T-Rex
and landing the perfect double lutz.

[well, hey, I do anyway...]

The mobster got sent to the slammer (I'm tired of franklin gothic)

Meaney · Sep 30, 2005

The mobster got sent to the slammer
For using abominable grammar

[sorry, Pat; I'm prejudiced against Comic Sans]

Unique · Sep 30, 2005

The mobster got sent to the slammer
For using abominable grammar
His verb and his nouns

threedogpeople · Sep 30, 2005

The mobster got sent to the slammer
For using abominable grammar
His verb and his nouns
were all mixed around

Pat~ · Sep 30, 2005

The mobster got sent to the slammer
For using abominable grammar
His verb and his nouns
were all mixed around
and each sentence began with a stammer.

I thought that I'd write you a sonnet

Solatium · Sep 30, 2005

I thought that I'd write you a sonnet.
I'm stalling; I ought to get on it.

reph · Sep 30, 2005

I thought that I'd write you a sonnet.
I'm stalling; I ought to get on it.
Just as soon as I find

poetinahat · Oct 1, 2005

I thought that I'd write you a sonnet.
I'm stalling; I ought to get on it.
Just as soon as I find
a muse who's aligned

Yeshanu · Oct 1, 2005

I thought that I'd write you a sonnet.
I'm stalling; I ought to get on it.
Just as soon as I find
a muse who's aligned
with the poetic bee in my bonnet.

The leaves on the trees are all yellow

threedogpeople · Oct 1, 2005

The leaves on the trees are all yellow
and we crave hot chocolate with marshmallow**

**I like more than one marshmallow but that doesn't rhyme.

reph · Oct 1, 2005

The leaves on the trees are all yellow
and we crave hot chocolate with marshmallow
As we dress all in wool

Honey Nut Loop · Oct 2, 2005

The leaves on the trees are all yellow
and we crave hot chocolate with marshmallow
As we dress all in wool,
We're feeling quite full,

Carole · Oct 2, 2005

The leaves on the trees are all yellow
and we crave hot chocolate with marshmallow
As we dress all in wool,
We're feeling quite full,
from the pumpkin face made out of jello.
_____________

I once found a shiny new penny

Unique · Oct 2, 2005

I once found a shiny new penny
Twas odd since I hadn't found many

Meaney · Oct 2, 2005

I once found a shiny new penny
'Twas odd since I hadn't found many
But to my chagrin

Pat~ · Oct 2, 2005

I once found a shiny new penny
'Twas odd since I hadn't found many
But to my chagrin
I lost it again

Meaney · Oct 2, 2005

I once found a shiny new penny
'Twas odd since I hadn't found many
But to my chagrin
I lost it again
'Twas as if I'd never found any.

My gym teacher in second grade

reph · Oct 2, 2005

My gym teacher in second grade
Doubled as a housekeeper and maid

Solatium · Oct 3, 2005

My gym teacher in second grade
Doubled as a housekeeper and maid
And had one other duty

Meaney · Oct 3, 2005

My gym teacher in second grade
Doubled as a housekeeper and maid
And had one other duty:
to shake that fine booty

threedogpeople · Oct 3, 2005

My gym teacher in second grade
Doubled as a housekeeper and maid
And had one other duty:
to shake that fine booty
Only in my kid dreams, I got laid.

Limericks Live!

Fig of authority

say it loud

Socialist. Humanist. Solipsist.

Agent of Doom

Luftmensch Emeritus, A.D.D.

Socialist. Humanist. Solipsist.

Agent of Doom

This is my BEST side!

Luftmensch Emeritus, A.D.D.

Fig of authority

say it loud

Elf Queen

This is my BEST side!

Fig of authority

How 'bout some ether?

Agent of Doom

Socialist. Humanist. Solipsist.

Luftmensch Emeritus, A.D.D.

Socialist. Humanist. Solipsist.

Fig of authority

Socialist. Humanist. Solipsist.

This is my BEST side!