Limericks Live!

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ChunkyC

Re: Limericks

I asked Santa for something x-rated,
he frowned, then expostulated
"There's this list here, you see....
 

rhymegirl

Re: Limericks

I asked Santa for something x-rated,
he frowned, then expostulated
"There's this list here, you see....
Mrs. Claus would kill me,
 

pianoman5

Re: Limericks

I asked Santa for something x-rated,
he frowned, then expostulated
"There's this list here, you see....
Mrs. Claus would kill me,
if I took it before she was sated."

My credit card tried to escape
 

rhymegirl

Re: Limericks

My credit card tried to escape
so I stuck it to my wallet with tape,
 

G Wayne Meaney

The last of the Christmas limericks...

My credit card tried to escape,
so I stuck it to my wallet with tape.
When it jammed the machine
 

rhymegirl

Re: The last of the Christmas limericks...

My credit card tried to escape,
so I stuck it to my wallet with tape.
When it jammed the machine,
I let out a scream
 

ChunkyC

Re: The last of the Christmas limericks...

My credit card tried to escape,
so I stuck it to my wallet with tape.
When it jammed the machine,
I let out a scream
'coz I now own a Faberge Grape.

I got what I wanted this year
 

rhymegirl

Re: The last of the Christmas limericks...

I got what I wanted this year--
cigars and a six pack of beer!
 

shaynexus

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

There was a young man, a groom,
who took a you gal to his room.
They argued all night
to who was in the right
to do what with which to whom.
:lol
 

rhymegirl

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

Shayne,

You were supposed to add a line to the previous limerick to keep it going.:rolleyes
 

tfdswift

Re: The last of the Christmas limericks...

I got what I wanted this year--
cigars and a six pack of beer!
a little viagra
 

reph

Re: The last of the Christmas limericks...

I got what I wanted this year--
cigars and a six pack of beer!
a little viagra
And that's not the whole saga
 

rhymegirl

Re: The last of the Christmas limericks...

I got what I wanted this year--
cigars and a six pack of beer,
a little viagra
And that's not the whole saga,
some Prozac to fill me with cheer!

I hate it when tax time is due,
 

tfdswift

Re: The last of the Christmas limericks...

I hate it when tax time is due,
The dollars I make are so few
 

rhymegirl

Tax Time Limerick

I hate it when tax time is due,
The dollars I make are so few,
I'm no good with numbers,
 

ChunkyC

Re: Tax Time Limerick

I hate it when tax time is due,
The dollars I make are so few,
I'm no good with numbers,
Invest? I'm a bumbler,
 

rhymegirl

New limerick

I hate it when tax time is due,
The dollars I make are so few,
I'm no good with numbers,
Invest? I'm a bumbler,
and my dog ate my paperwork, too.


I find January depressing
 

reph

Re: New limerick

I find January depressing
All my misdated checks leave me stressing
 

Melina

Re: New limerick

I find January depressing
All my misdated checks leave me stressing
My money's all gone
 

rhymegirl

Re: New limerick

I find January depressing
All my misdated checks leave me stressing
My money's all gone,
there's snow on my lawn
 

tfdswift

Re: New limerick

I find January depressing
All my misdated checks leave me stressing
My money's all gone,
there's snow on my lawn
Being committed, just might be a blessing.


I really need a vacation,
 

rhymegirl

Re: New limerick

I really need a vacation,
But I'll settle for a standing ovation,
 

ChunkyC

Re: New limerick

I really need a vacation,
But I'll settle for a standing ovation,
for that which I write
 

Melina

Re: New limerick

I really need a vacation,
But I'll settle for a standing ovation,
for that which I write
be it wordy or trite
 

maestrowork

Re: New limerick

I really need a vacation,
I'll settle for standing ovations, [Edit for meter/syllables]
for that which I write
be it wordy or trite
I'll make it a real vocation

A new year means a new beginning
 
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