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A ballet of chimps is just silly
Their dance moves are all willy-nilly
They interpret Swan Lake
like they're killing a snake
 

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A ballet of chimps is just silly
Their dance moves are all willy-nilly
They interpret Swan Lake
like they're killing a snake
No one's fooled by their tutus so frilly.

I think I'll have more bread and butter
 

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"I think I'll have more bread and butter,"
Said the golfer while cleaning his putter.
 

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"I think I'll have more bread and butter,"
Said the golfer while cleaning his putter.
"The crumbs help my grip,
 

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"I think I'll have more bread and butter,"
Said the golfer while cleaning his putter.
"The crumbs help my grip,
So my chip doesn't slip,
 

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"I think I'll have more bread and butter,"
Said the golfer while cleaning his putter.
"The crumbs help my grip,
So my chip doesn't slip;
I adjust for the cutlery clutter."

The new kid was looking suspicious
 

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The new kid was looking suspicious
He claimed that he came from Mauritius
 

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The new kid was looking suspicious
He claimed that he came from Mauritius
He looked a bit odd
Yelling "I'm a surf god!"
While collecting sea water in dishes.

A gorilla, a bear, and a rhino
 

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A gorilla, a bear, and a rhino
Decided to go rob a wino
of the shoes on his feet
and his coat! Oh, not neat!
 

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A gorilla, a bear, and a rhino
Decided to go rob a wino
of the shoes on his feet
and his coat! Oh, not neat!
But they ran when they saw his pet dino.

A pea in the pie of a pauper
 

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A pea in the pie of a pauper
Puts pizzazz, though not silver or copper
And the Worcestershire sauce
 

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A pea in the pie of a pauper
Puts pizzazz, though not silver or copper
And the Worcestershire sauce
Is nobody's loss
 

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A pea in the pie of a pauper
Puts pizzazz, though not silver or copper
And the Worcestershire sauce
Is nobody's loss
if you believe our co-authored whopper.


An owl in my tree close to sunset
 
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An owl in my tree close to sunset
was excluded by peers from the 'fun set'
 

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An owl in my tree close to sunset
was excluded by peers from the 'fun set'
'cause he couldn't "who who"--
he could only "cuckoo"
 

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An owl in my tree close to sunset
was excluded by peers from the 'fun set'
'cause he couldn't "who who"--
he could only "cuckoo"
Now he sits with himself where his buns set.

My dad's name is Nebuchadnezzar
 

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

I hate it when I have a cool final stanza all worked out, then I'm called away and by the time I get back, some OTHER poet has beat me to the punch.



So I'll put in my end, anyway:
An owl in my tree close to sunset

was excluded by peers from the 'fun set'
'cause he couldn't "who who"--
he could only "cuckoo."
And his nest wasn't in Narragansett

And then go back to playing nice:


My dad's name is Nebuchadnezzar
And he worked all his life as a "fez-zer"

(okay, it's a stretch, but we mad hatters gotta stick together)

EDIT: I GIVE UP ON THIS ONE!
 
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My dad's name is Nebuchadnezzar
He conquered the city of Gezer
 
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