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I'm leaving, a change to begin
I must shake off this craving for gin
I am brazenly brave
Swore I'd drink to the grave
I must shake off this craving for gin
I am brazenly brave
Swore I'd drink to the grave
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'm leaving, a change to begin
I must shake off this craving for gin
I am brazenly brave
Swore I'd drink to the grave--
But I've run out of aspirin!
My manuscript's stuck in the slush :-(
I must shake off this craving for gin
I am brazenly brave
Swore I'd drink to the grave--
But I've run out of aspirin!
My manuscript's stuck in the slush :-(
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Our leader has arrived!!
My manuscript's stuck in the slush :-(
All hopes are now turning to mush
But my limerick collection
My manuscript's stuck in the slush :-(
All hopes are now turning to mush
But my limerick collection
Won't bring me dejection
All hopes are now turning to mush
But my limerick collection
Won't bring me dejection
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My manuscript's stuck in the slush,
All hopes are now turning to mush,
But my limerick collection
Won't bring me dejection,
Cause people who read them just gush!
I wish I could win lots of dough,
All hopes are now turning to mush,
But my limerick collection
Won't bring me dejection,
Cause people who read them just gush!
I wish I could win lots of dough,
I wish I could win lots of dough,
Just think of the places I'd go!
First I'd need some new clothes
Just think of the places I'd go!
First I'd need some new clothes
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I wish I could win lots of dough,
Just think of the places I'd go!
First I'd need some new clothes
for God only knows
Just think of the places I'd go!
First I'd need some new clothes
for God only knows
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I wish I could win lots of dough,
Just think of the places I'd go!
First I'd need some new clothes
for God only knows
Mine are holey and I cannot sew!
There once was a girl from Chepachet
Just think of the places I'd go!
First I'd need some new clothes
for God only knows
Mine are holey and I cannot sew!
There once was a girl from Chepachet
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Okay, how do you pronounce that?
There once was a girl from Chepachet
Whose favourite band's Molly Hatchet
There once was a girl from Chepachet
Whose favourite band's Molly Hatchet
There once was a girl from Chepachet
Whose favourite band's Molly Hatchet,
One night she sneaked out
Whose favourite band's Molly Hatchet,
One night she sneaked out
There once was a girl from Chepachet
Whose favourite band's Molly Hatchet,
One night she sneaked out
To go wand'ring about
Whose favourite band's Molly Hatchet,
One night she sneaked out
To go wand'ring about
There once was a girl from Chepachet
Whose favourite band's Molly Hatchet,
One night she sneaked out
To go wand'ring about
And to visit her buddy, Nurse Ratchett.
Nurse Ratchett was one nasty nurse
Whose favourite band's Molly Hatchet,
One night she sneaked out
To go wand'ring about
And to visit her buddy, Nurse Ratchett.
Nurse Ratchett was one nasty nurse
Nurse Ratchett was one nasty nurse
Just what did she keep in her purse?
It was long; it was rigid,
Of course, she was frigid
Just what did she keep in her purse?
It was long; it was rigid,
Of course, she was frigid
Nurse Ratchett was one nasty nurse
Just what did she keep in her purse?
It was long; it was rigid,
Of course, she was frigid
Hey! It wasn't the keys to the hearse!
If we had to go live in Spain
Just what did she keep in her purse?
It was long; it was rigid,
Of course, she was frigid
Hey! It wasn't the keys to the hearse!
If we had to go live in Spain
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If we had to go live in Spain
We'd bear arms and the Cross of Lorraine
(that would have to be the Anglicised pronunciation of Lorraine.)
We'd bear arms and the Cross of Lorraine
(that would have to be the Anglicised pronunciation of Lorraine.)
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Back from Seattle...
If we had to go live in Spain
We'd bear arms and the Cross of Lorraine
And at noon every day
We'd take a short break to pray
If we had to go live in Spain
We'd bear arms and the Cross of Lorraine
And at noon every day
We'd take a short break to pray
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