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PattiTheWicked

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The trip home from Phoenix to Dallas
sitting next to a woman named Alice,
who bored me tears
recounting her fears
of an ogre who lived in a palace.

I think I should go on a trip
 

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I think I should go on a trip.
I'm tired of the ol' Gaza Strip.
I'm packing my bags
 

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A safe writer is a boring read

I think I should go on a trip.
I'm tired of the ol' Gaza Strip.
I'm packing my bags
and my Israeli flags
and jumping the next cargo ship.

When Hamlet asked, "To be or not?"
 

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When Hamlet asked, "To be or not?"
The audience, Cockneys, said "Wot?"
"We don't get that dude,
 

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When Hamlet asked, "To be or not?"
The audience, Cockneys, said "Wot?"
"We don't get that dude,
by jing, he'll be booed!"
 

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When Hamlet asked, "To be or not?"
The audience, Cockneys, said "Wot?"
"We don't get that dude,
by jing, he'll be booed
before he falls prey to the plot!"

The ring on my cellphone got stuck
 

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The ring on my cellphone got stuck
It scared off four geese and a duck (uh oh, what rhymes with duck)
And the cops hauled me off,
 

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The ring on my cellphone got stuck
It scared off four geese and a duck
And the cops hauled me off
with a sneer and a scoff
 

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The ring on my cellphone got stuck
It scared off four geese and a duck
And the cops hauled me off
with a sneer and a scoff
To become a Vancouver Canuck

King Arthur despised his round table
 

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The ring on my cellphone got stuck
It scared off four geese and a duck
And the cops hauled me off
with a sneer and a scoff
In a battered old pickup truck.

She went for a spin on the ice
 

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King Arthur despised his round table
He said, "Make it square if you're able"
 

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King Arthur despised his round table
He said, "Make it square if you're able,
Cuz I'm a square dude
 

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King Arthur despised his round table
He said, "Make it square if you're able,
Cuz I'm a square dude,
And with my attitude

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She went for a spin on the ice
With a goat and two overgrown mice
 

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King Arthur despised his round table
He said, "Make it square if you're able,
Cuz I'm a square dude,
And with my attitude
I'll not be in folklore or fable!"

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She went for a spin on the ice
With a goat and two overgrown mice
The mice did all right
 

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She went for a spin on the ice
With a goat and two overgrown mice
The mice did all right
but the goats got stage fright
After watching that champ Michael Weiss.

My gas tank is running on empty
 

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My gas tank is running on empty
And I'm twenty-nine miles south of Tempe
 

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My gas tank is running on empty
And I'm twenty-nine miles south of Tempe
In an hour I'm due
to read extracts from Proust
 
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