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A billboard was put on my roof
The neighbors then found me aloof
"Eat At Joe's", it is blinking
"Cards, Women and Drinking"
 

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A billboard was put on my roof
The neighbors then found me aloof
"Eat At Joe's", it is blinking
"Cards, Women and Drinking,
And Booths that are Bulletproof."

I stepped in a bucket of paint
 

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I stepped in a bucket of paint
Graceful is something I ain't
but the can says 'Two coats'
 

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I stepped in a bucket of paint
Graceful is something I ain't
but the can says 'Two coats'
should cover my goats
Would that make me sinner, or saint?

The Magical Mystery Tour
 

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The Magical Mystery Tour:
I remember that album, for sure!
I swear I was sober.
 

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The Magical Mystery Tour:
I remember that album, for sure!
I swear I was sober
But then in October
My sworn statement seemed premature.

Don't ever get stuck in Miami
 
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Why does everybody pick on me?

Don't ever get stuck in Miami
They'll offer you cash for your mammy

(Meaney, what's the expectation here? Am I supposed to finish it?)
 

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Don't ever get stuck in Miami
They'll offer you cash for your mammy
But when hurricanes come
You'll be out on your bum
 

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Don't ever get stuck in Miami
They'll offer you cash for your mammy
But when hurricanes come
You'll be out on your bum
like the fuss-of-the-month at the Grammys.

reph said:
(Meaney, what's the expectation here? Am I supposed to finish it?)
Nah, just one rhyme with Miami. Seems I got myself into a pickle trying to finish it anyway. :idea:

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The gunslinger stood in the street...
 

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Oh, okay. I was ready if called on:

Don't ever get stuck in Miami.
They'll offer you cash for your mammy,
And if you think that's bad,
You can lease out your dad
With options on Grandpa and Grammy.

Now:

The gunslinger stood in the street
He juggled three grapes and a beet
 

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The gunslinger stood in the street
He juggled three grapes and a beet
But his lightning-fast draw
Had one fatal flaw
 

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The gunslinger stood in the street
He juggled three grapes and a beet

But his lightning-fast draw
Had one fatal flaw,
As his gun was anchored in concrete.

The idiot lifted his hand,
 

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The idiot lifted his hand
like Lawrence Welk leading a band
"If I aren't mistaken...
you're no Kevin Bacon
 

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The idiot lifted his hand
like Lawrence Welk leading a band
"If I aren't mistaken
you're no Kevin Bacon,"
he told Kevin Bacon. "Understand?"

"My dog ate my homework," said John.
 
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"My dog ate my homework," said John.
Now I'm not sure I belong
 

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"My dog ate my homework," said John.
Now I'm not sure I belong
In this really odd group
Take me back to F-Troop
 
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