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Woof
02-06-2008, 08:15 PM
A poet dreamed of a unique rose
That grew between his dirty toes
Light chartreuse in color
Though somewhat duller

HeronW
02-06-2008, 09:30 PM
A poet dreamed of a unique rose
That grew between his dirty toes
Light chartreuse in color
Though somewhat duller
It just died before reaching his nose.

A fanciful chimney sweep once claimed

Matera the Mad
02-07-2008, 06:23 AM
A fanciful chimney sweep once claimed
To have swept for big stars, and he named

Pthom
02-07-2008, 11:47 AM
A fanciful chimney sweep once claimed
To have swept for big stars, and he named
The first one he found

akelsey333
02-07-2008, 01:51 PM
A fanciful chimney sweep once claimed
To have swept for big stars, and he named
The first one he found
Passed out on the ground

HeronW
02-08-2008, 03:34 AM
A fanciful chimney sweep once claimed
To have swept for big stars, and he named
The first one he found
Passed out on the ground
'Oh look, the sky is falling!' he claimed.

Mother Goose had a terrible mess

Matera the Mad
02-08-2008, 06:08 AM
Mother Goose had a terrible mess
the jelly boiled over, I guess.

PattiTheWicked
02-08-2008, 07:01 AM
Mother Goose had a terrible mess
the jelly boiled over, I guess.
With a splash and a splutter

Matera the Mad
02-08-2008, 09:06 AM
Mother Goose had a terrible mess
the jelly boiled over, I guess.
With a splash and a splutter
I hear Ma G. mutter

ona
02-08-2008, 04:26 PM
"Twas the monster, the one from Loch Ness.


A simple young chap from Melbourne

Woof
02-08-2008, 06:20 PM
A simple young chap from Melbourne
Who wasn't considered well born

oneblindmouse
02-08-2008, 06:30 PM
A simple young chap from Melbourne
who wasn't considered well born
went fishing one night

Woof
02-08-2008, 06:42 PM
A simple young chap from Melbourne
who wasn't considered well born
went fishing one night
And hadn't a bite

Kerr
02-08-2008, 08:52 PM
A simple young chap from Melbourne
who wasn't considered well born
went fishing one night
And hadn't a bite
So he dined at the Matterhorn.

A young man wrote with distinction,

HeronW
02-08-2008, 09:00 PM
A young man wrote with distinction,
about the dinosaurs extinction

oneblindmouse
02-08-2008, 09:19 PM
A young man wrote with distinction,
about the dinosaurs extinction
from meteorite showers

HeronW
02-08-2008, 09:34 PM
A young man wrote with distinction,
about the dinosaurs extinction
from meteorite showers
or wierd alien powers

Matera the Mad
02-09-2008, 08:22 AM
A young man wrote with distinction,
about the dinosaurs extinction
from meteorite showers
or wierd alien powers
but none of it made a clear linction


If only I had a rich uncle

oneblindmouse
02-09-2008, 12:20 PM
If only I had a rich uncle
He'd give me a lovely carbuncle

Nymtoc
02-09-2008, 12:41 PM
If only I had a rich uncle
He'd give me a lovely carbuncle
But my uncle is broke

oneblindmouse
02-09-2008, 03:43 PM
If only I had a rich uncle
He'd give me a lovely carbuncle
But my uncle is broke
The stinking old bloke

Kerr
02-09-2008, 05:58 PM
If only I had a rich uncle
He'd give me a lovely carbuncle
But my uncle is broke
The stinking old bloke
So I'm stuck with this abscessed knuckle.

My putrid carbuncle has popped

donroc
02-09-2008, 06:09 PM
My putrid carbuncle has popped
And its gunk cannot be stopped

ona
02-09-2008, 09:06 PM
My putrid carbuncle has popped
And its gunk cannot be stopped
It's gushing like larva

Woof
02-10-2008, 12:45 AM
My putrid carbuncle has popped
And its gunk cannot be stopped
It's gushing like larva
I'm ready to barf up

HeronW
02-10-2008, 01:50 AM
My putrid carbuncle has popped
And its gunk cannot be stopped
It's gushing like larva
I'm ready to barf up
my poor head will have to be mopped.

A young madam of shady background

Matera the Mad
02-10-2008, 02:48 AM
A young madam of shady background
said, "Why should my credit rebound?"

HeronW
02-10-2008, 03:15 AM
A young madam of shady background
said, "Why should my credit rebound?"
the johns pay as they go

Matera the Mad
02-10-2008, 08:01 AM
A young madam of shady background
said, "Why should my credit rebound?"
the johns pay as they go
it shouldn't be so

ona
02-11-2008, 10:18 AM
A young madam of shady background
said, "Why should my credit rebound?"
the johns pay as they go
it shouldn't be so
the banking world doth me astound


A colourful writer named Maurice

oneblindmouse
02-11-2008, 03:43 PM
A colourful writer named Maurice
went skating with someone called Boris

ona
02-11-2008, 04:02 PM
A colourful writer named Maurice
went skating with someone called Boris
who said, "can you dance Morris ?"

HeronW
02-11-2008, 06:38 PM
A colourful writer named Maurice
went skating with someone called Boris
who said, "can you dance Morris ?"
"I was once in the chorus."

talkwrite
02-12-2008, 01:19 AM
A colourful writer named Maurice
went skating with someone called Boris
who said, "can you dance Morris ?"
"I was once in the chorus."
The 2 Worded review was Boo, Hiss.

A strapping young lad from Tibet

Woof
02-12-2008, 01:25 AM
A strapping young lad from Tibet
Brought a sex-starved bohemian to bed

HeronW
02-12-2008, 02:40 AM
A strapping young lad from Tibet
Brought a sex-starved bohemian to bed
"You want bottom or top?"

Matera the Mad
02-12-2008, 07:38 AM
A strapping young lad from Tibet
Brought a sex-starved bohemian to bed
"You want bottom or top?"
"Why, you silly young fop!"

ona
02-12-2008, 10:44 AM
A strapping young lad from Tibet
Brought a sex-starved bohemian to bed
"You want bottom or top?"
"Why, you silly young fop!
You can't tell my feet from my head !"

A jubilant peddler of juices

rosebud1981
02-12-2008, 08:52 PM
A jubilant peddler of juices
Pumped juice out of fifteen large mooses

oneblindmouse
02-12-2008, 09:02 PM
A jubilant peddler or juices
Pumped juice out of fifteen large mooses
But one got a flat

akelsey333
02-12-2008, 10:03 PM
A jubilant peddler or juices
Pumped juice out of fifteen large mooses
But one got a flat
And one was too fat

HeronW
02-13-2008, 01:27 AM
A jubilant peddler or juices
Pumped juice out of fifteen large mooses
But one got a flat
And one was too fat
The peddler should have switched to gooses.

A warlord whom everyone called Cronk

talkwrite
02-13-2008, 01:30 AM
A jubilant peddler or juices
Pumped juice out of fifteen large mooses
But one got a flat
And one was too fat
But the last one sang like Caruso

Tolstoy once tried to play cupid

Autodidact
02-13-2008, 03:19 AM
Tolstoy once tried to play Cupid
With a countess and a large quadruped,

Yeshanu
02-13-2008, 05:53 AM
Tolstoy once tried to play Cupid
With a countess and a large quadruped,
His arrow was ready

ona
02-13-2008, 06:00 AM
Tolstoy once tried to play Cupid
With a countess and a large quadruped,
His arrow was ready
But his hand was unsteady

Matera the Mad
02-13-2008, 06:38 AM
Tolstoy once tried to play Cupid
With a countess and a large quadruped,
His arrow was ready
But his hand was unsteady
"Ow!" screamed the countess, "how stupid!"


How little we know about rattlesnakes

Autodidact
02-13-2008, 07:35 AM
How little we know about rattlesnakes,
For example, we don't know how long it takes

onestepp
02-13-2008, 08:22 AM
How little we know about rattlesnakes,
For example, we don't know how long it takes
To don it's sweater

HeronW
02-13-2008, 02:30 PM
How little we know about rattlesnakes,
For example, we don't know how long it takes
To don its sweater
the one with the letter

ona
02-13-2008, 02:59 PM
How little we know about rattlesnakes,
For example, we don't know how long it takes
To don its sweater
the one with the letter
That shakes as it rattles and quakes.

A vulgar young vicar named Victor

oneblindmouse
02-13-2008, 03:17 PM
A vulgar young vicar named Victor
Went up to a lady and kicked her

Nymtoc
02-13-2008, 03:25 PM
A vulgar young vicar named Victor
Went up to a lady and kicked her
She said, "See here, sir,

oneblindmouse
02-13-2008, 03:30 PM
A vulgar young vicar named Victor
Went up to a lady and kicked her
She said, "See here, sir,
I beg to demur!

ona
02-13-2008, 04:19 PM
A vulgar young vicar named Victor
Went up to a lady and kicked her
She said, "See here, sir,
I beg to demur!
At which he vulgarly licked her.


A toothsome mechanic from Brighton

rosebud1981
02-13-2008, 04:29 PM
A toothsome mechanic from Brighton
Could only have sex with the light on

donroc
02-13-2008, 05:01 PM
A toothsome mechanic from Brighton
Could only have sex with the light on
With floodlights galore

ona
02-13-2008, 05:16 PM
A toothsome mechanic from Brighton
Could only have sex with the light on
With floodlights galore
His albino whore

talkwrite
02-13-2008, 09:01 PM
A toothsome mechanic from Brighton
Could only have sex with the light on
With floodlights galore
His albino whore
had her standards of joy heightened

A lowly Beagle wins Westminster

donroc
02-13-2008, 09:06 PM
Which offended the French Poodle's spinster

HeronW
02-14-2008, 12:35 AM
A lowly Beagle wins Westminster
Which offended the French Poodle's spinster
said she, "This is absurd!"

Autodidact
02-14-2008, 12:48 AM
A lowly Beagle wins Westminster
Which offended the French Poodle's spinster
said she, "This is absurd!"
Laid a delicate turd,

choppersmom
02-14-2008, 01:34 AM
A lowly Beagle wins Westminster
Which offended the French Poodle's spinster
said she, "This is absurd!"
Laid a delicate turd,
Then woke up when somebody pinched 'er.

Can anyone please explain,

oneblindmouse
02-14-2008, 01:40 AM
Can anyone please explain
Just why we feel such pain

Woof
02-14-2008, 01:46 AM
Can anyone please explain
Just why we feel such pain
Blame it on nerves

oneblindmouse
02-14-2008, 01:56 AM
Can anyone please explain
Just why we feel such pain
Blame it on nerves
And voluptuous curves

talkwrite
02-14-2008, 03:12 AM
Can anyone please explain
Just why we feel such pain
Blame it on nerves
And voluptuous curves
and that damn song "You're So Vain"

As the sun sank slowly in the West

Nymtoc
02-14-2008, 03:24 AM
As the sun sank slowly in the West
Mary Lou turned to Willie and confessed

donroc
02-14-2008, 03:55 AM
As the sun sank slowly in the West
Mary Lou turned to Willie and confessed
I have a serious STD

choppersmom
02-14-2008, 04:05 AM
As the sun sank slowly in the West
Mary Lou turned to Willie and confessed
I have a serious STD
And you've caught it from me,

Matera the Mad
02-14-2008, 05:11 AM
As the sun sank slowly in the West
Mary Lou turned to Willie and confessed
I have a serious STD
And you've caught it from me,
And Willie said, I'll be God-...blessed!

A serious student of Chaucer

donroc
02-14-2008, 05:25 AM
A serious student of Chaucer
Claimed he spotted a flying saucer

Nymtoc
02-14-2008, 05:46 AM
A serious student of Chaucer
Claimed he spotted a flying saucer
On board was a squire

ona
02-14-2008, 06:00 AM
A serious student of Chaucer
Claimed he spotted a flying saucer
On board was a squire
And a nun, in a choir

Nymtoc
02-14-2008, 07:15 AM
A serious student of Chaucer
Claimed he spotted a flying saucer
On board was a squire
And a nun, in a choir,
And the Wife of Bath, all getting crosser.

;)

There once was a two-headed dragon

Matera the Mad
02-14-2008, 07:48 AM
There once was a two-headed dragon
who tried to quaff ale from a flagon.

donroc
02-14-2008, 08:13 AM
There once was a two-headed dragon
who tried to quaff ale from a flagon.
He spent the whole night

ona
02-14-2008, 11:36 AM
There once was a two-headed dragon
who tried to quaff ale from a flagon.
He spent the whole night
In a bid to get tight
__________________

Nymtoc
02-14-2008, 11:54 AM
There once was a two-headed dragon
who tried to quaff ale from a flagon.
He spent the whole night
In a bid to get tight.
One head hiccupped. The other was saggin'.

:Wha:

In a tavern called One for the Road

oneblindmouse
02-14-2008, 12:31 PM
In a tavern called One for the Road
A frog was approached by a toad

HeronW
02-14-2008, 02:47 PM
In a tavern called One for the Road
A frog was approached by a toad
'If you kiss me tonight,

ona
02-14-2008, 03:05 PM
In a tavern called One for the Road
A frog was approached by a toad
'If you kiss me tonight,
And again by daylight
__________________

Nymtoc
02-14-2008, 03:56 PM
In a tavern called One for the Road
A frog was approached by a toad
'If you kiss me tonight,
And again by daylight
I'll reward you with sex la mode."

:LilLove:

Give a cheer for St. Valentine's Day

ona
02-14-2008, 04:11 PM
Give a cheer for St. Valentine's Day
When we say what they tell us to say

oneblindmouse
02-14-2008, 04:46 PM
Give a cheer for St. Valentine's Day
When we say what they tell us to say
While sentiments true

Woof
02-14-2008, 05:17 PM
Give a cheer for St. Valentine's Day
When we say what they tell us to say
While sentiments true
In rosy red hue

HeronW
02-14-2008, 06:17 PM
Give a cheer for St. Valentine's Day
When we say what they tell us to say
While sentiments true
In rosy red hue
they hang limp at the end like wet hay.

There once was a porcupine in love

Woof
02-14-2008, 06:24 PM
There once was a porcupine in love
Whose libido was confined to a glove

HeronW
02-14-2008, 06:27 PM
There once was a porcupine in love
Whose libido was confined to a glove
his quills bent aside

Woof
02-14-2008, 06:29 PM
There once was a porcupine in love
Whose libido was confined to a glove
his quills bent aside
on a wild erotic ride

ona
02-14-2008, 06:37 PM
There once was a porcupine in love
Whose libido was confined to a glove
his quills bent aside
on a wild erotic ride
Unexpectedly distracted by a dove

A bad-smelling worker in nylon

Woof
02-14-2008, 06:39 PM
A bad-smelling worker in nylon
Was crushed by a falling pylon

rosebud1981
02-14-2008, 09:21 PM
A bad-smelling worker in nylon
Was crushed by a falling pylon
'What rotten luck!' he proclaimed

donroc
02-14-2008, 09:27 PM
A bad-smelling worker in nylon
Was crushed by a falling pylon
'What rotten luck!' he proclaimed
As his jewel box was maimed

Autodidact
02-15-2008, 04:36 AM
A bad-smelling worker in nylon
Was crushed by a falling pylon
'What rotten luck!' he proclaimed
As his jewel box was maimed
And he fell down and moaned right on my lawn.



There was a young cowboy from Dallas,

Matera the Mad
02-15-2008, 09:07 AM
There was a young cowboy from Dallas,
So rich that he lived in a palace.

Albedo of Zero
02-15-2008, 09:08 AM
There was a young cowboy from Dallas,
So rich that he lived in a palace.
His bed was cowhide

Matera the Mad
02-15-2008, 09:14 AM
There was a young cowboy from Dallas,
So rich that he lived in a palace.
His bed was cowhide
And awesomely wide,

Pthom
02-15-2008, 01:13 PM
There was a young cowboy from Dallas,
So rich that he lived in a palace.
His bed was cowhide
And awesomely wide:
There he listened to Maria Callas!

When eating a dubious apple

Nymtoc
02-15-2008, 02:05 PM
When eating a dubious apple
It's best to combine it with scrapple

HeronW
02-15-2008, 06:51 PM
When eating a dubious apple
It's best to combine it with scrapple
then unlike poor Snow White

oneblindmouse
02-15-2008, 07:05 PM
When eating a dubious apple
It's best to combine it with scrapple
then unlike poor Snow White
you won't get a fright

Autodidact
02-15-2008, 09:43 PM
When eating a dubious apple
It's best to combine it with scrapple
then unlike poor Snow White
you won't get a fright
And end up feeling like crapple.



There once was a writer who tried

Woof
02-15-2008, 09:47 PM
There once was a writer who tried
To return to life once he'd died

Nymtoc
02-16-2008, 01:28 AM
There once was a writer who tried
To return to life once he'd died
But his publisher said

Autodidact
02-16-2008, 02:31 AM
"It's better you're dead."

talkwrite
02-16-2008, 02:46 AM
There once was a writer who tried
To return to life once he'd died
But his publisher said
"It's better you're dead."
This way your books are glorified

Pity today's frequent flier

HeronW
02-16-2008, 02:54 AM
Pity today's frequent flier
to join the club a 'Mile Higher'

Autodidact
02-16-2008, 08:19 AM
Pity today's frequent flier
to join the club a 'Mile Higher'
takes more than mere flying,

HeronW
02-16-2008, 03:33 PM
Pity today's frequent flier
to join the club a 'Mile Higher'
takes more than mere flying,
protection they're buying

Nymtoc
02-16-2008, 03:42 PM
Pity today's frequent flier
to join the club a 'Mile Higher'
takes more than mere flying,
protection they're buying
from something or somebody dire.

:guns:

A man in a ten-gallon hat

oneblindmouse
02-16-2008, 09:26 PM
A man in a ten-gallon hat
Played ball with a really big bat

donroc
02-16-2008, 09:27 PM
A man in a ten-gallon hat
Played ball with a really big bat
Which excited the girls

oneblindmouse
02-16-2008, 09:47 PM
A man in a ten-gallon hat
Played ball with a really big bat
Which excited the girls
With fly-away curls

donroc
02-16-2008, 09:56 PM
A man in a ten-gallon hat
Played ball with a really big bat
Which excited the girls
With fly-away curls
And they went to his room at the frat.

A nasty old lech from Zagreb

HeronW
02-17-2008, 01:12 AM
A nasty old lech from Zagreb
never got valentines in Feb.

Matera the Mad
02-17-2008, 07:21 AM
A nasty old lech from Zagreb
never got valentines in Feb.
He oft wondered why,

ona
02-17-2008, 07:24 AM
A nasty old lech from Zagreb
never got valentines in Feb.
He oft wondered why,
'cos his earnings were high

Matera the Mad
02-17-2008, 08:46 AM
A nasty old lech from Zagreb
never got valentines in Feb.
He oft wondered why,
'cos his earnings were high,
but ladies still spurned the old neb.


There was an eclipse of the moon

ona
02-17-2008, 09:28 AM
There was an eclipse of the moon
Beneath which two lovers did swoon

Autodidact
02-17-2008, 10:10 AM
There was an eclipse of the moon
Beneath which two lovers did swoon
Alone in the dark,

ona
02-17-2008, 10:29 AM
There was an eclipse of the moon
Beneath which two lovers did swoon
Alone in the dark,
And both naked -stark,

Autodidact
02-17-2008, 10:45 AM
There was an eclipse of the moon
Beneath which two lovers did swoon
Alone in the dark,
And both naked -stark,
They enjoyed a concerto, bassoon.


Once a writer sat at her computer,

ona
02-17-2008, 11:01 AM
Once a writer sat at her computer,
Checked the points supposed to repute her

HeronW
02-17-2008, 03:41 PM
Once a writer sat at her computer,
Checked the points supposed to repute her
she counted, too low!

oneblindmouse
02-17-2008, 03:57 PM
Once a writer sat at her computer,
Checked the points supposed to repute her
she counted, too low!
The points do not show

HeronW
02-17-2008, 06:02 PM
Once a writer sat at her computer,
Checked the points supposed to repute her
she counted, too low!
The points do not show
cuz she wouldn't tell Mouse she was cuter!

A girl wrestled a gator called Steve

ona
02-17-2008, 06:06 PM
Once a writer sat at her computer,
Checked the points supposed to repute her
she counted, too low!
The points do not show
Her joie-de-vivre, which did re-suffuse her

A sneaky shop-keeper from Adelaide

donroc
02-17-2008, 06:28 PM
A sneaky shop-keeper from Adelaide
Mixed vodka and gin in his lemonade

ona
02-17-2008, 06:33 PM
A sneaky shop-keeper from Adelaide
Mixed vodka and gin in his lemonade
Chin, chin, all, said he

Woof
02-17-2008, 07:23 PM
A sneaky shop-keeper from Adelaide
Mixed vodka and gin in his lemonade
Chin, chin, all, said he
Gosh, I gotta' pee

donroc
02-17-2008, 07:24 PM
A sneaky shop-keeper from Adelaide
Mixed vodka and gin in his lemonade
Chin, chin, all, said he
Gosh, I gotta' pee
Otherwise I cannot get laid.

donroc
02-17-2008, 07:25 PM
Oops-forgot

There once was a virgin in Hollywood

Autodidact
02-17-2008, 08:50 PM
There once was a virgin in Hollywood,
Cast in a film shot in Bollywood

oneblindmouse
02-17-2008, 08:57 PM
There once was a virgin in Hollywood,
Cast in a film shot in Bollywood
Who thought it unwise

Woof
02-17-2008, 08:57 PM
There once was a virgin in Hollywood,
Cast in a film shot in Bollywood
She was promptly deflowered

HeronW
02-18-2008, 12:59 AM
There once was a virgin in Hollywood,
Cast in a film shot in Bollywood
She was promptly deflowered
with coins she was showered

Nymtoc
02-18-2008, 01:24 AM
There once was a virgin in Hollywood,
Cast in a film shot in Bollywood
She was promptly deflowered
with coins she was showered
But she knew the whole thing was Follywood.

:hat:

There once was a man from Vancouver

oneblindmouse
02-18-2008, 01:26 AM
There once was a man from Vancouver
Who vacuumed his house with a hoover

donroc
02-18-2008, 01:28 AM
There once was a man from Vancouver
Who vacuumed his house with a hoover
Then his dog disappeared

HeronW
02-18-2008, 02:16 AM
There once was a man from Vancouver
Who vacuumed his house with a hoover
Then his dog disappeared
it was worse than he feared

Pthom
02-18-2008, 03:08 AM
There once was a man from Vancouver
Who vacuumed his house with a hoover
Then his dog disappeared;
It was worse than he feared:
The dog, he was Shaker, not mover!

There once was a furniture salesman

Nymtoc
02-18-2008, 03:23 AM
There once was a furniture salesman
Who thought he'd earn more as a bailsman

Autodidact
02-18-2008, 04:54 AM
There once was a furniture salesman
Who thought he'd earn more as a bailsman.
He hung out his shingle,

ona
02-18-2008, 06:30 AM
There once was a furniture salesman
Who thought he'd earn more as a bailsman.
He hung out his shingle,
His senses a-tingle
__________________

Nymtoc
02-18-2008, 07:24 AM
There once was a furniture salesman
Who thought he'd earn more as a bailsman.
He hung out his shingle,
His senses a-tingle
And now he gets cons out of jails, man.

:e2headban

A boy with a pet allosaurus

ona
02-18-2008, 07:27 AM
A boy with a pet allosaurus
Had a fondness for Roget's Thesaurus

Matera the Mad
02-18-2008, 07:39 AM
A boy with a pet allosaurus
Had a fondness for Roget's Thesaurus.
His reptilian playfellow

ona
02-18-2008, 07:48 AM
A boy with a pet allosaurus
Had a fondness for Roget's Thesaurus.
His reptilian playfellow
Not nearly so mellow

donroc
02-18-2008, 07:53 AM
A boy with a pet allosaurus
Had a fondness for Roget's Thesaurus.
His reptilian playfellow
Not nearly so mellow
Lost a fight with a tyrranasaus.

Osama escaped in a burkha

ona
02-18-2008, 07:57 AM
Osama escaped in a burkha
But soon was detained by a Ghurka

oneblindmouse
02-18-2008, 12:18 PM
Osama escaped in a burkha
But soon was detained by a Ghurka
Who questioned old Bin

ona
02-18-2008, 02:21 PM
Osama escaped in a burkha
But soon was detained by a Ghurka
Who questioned old Bin
About Cardinal Sin

oneblindmouse
02-18-2008, 02:33 PM
Osama escaped in a burkha
But soon was detained by a Ghurka
Who questioned old Bin
About Cardinal Sin
While threatening to shoot the foul lurker

A hump-backed Mongolian camel

ona
02-18-2008, 02:39 PM
A hump-backed Mongolian camel,
an exceptionally diligent mammal,

HeronW
02-18-2008, 02:46 PM
A hump-backed Mongolian camel,
an exceptionally diligent mammal,
he drinks once a year

ona
02-18-2008, 03:18 PM
A hump-backed Mongolian camel,
an exceptionally diligent mammal,
he drinks once a year
but insists on draught beer

HeronW
02-18-2008, 08:11 PM
A hump-backed Mongolian camel,
an exceptionally diligent mammal,
he drinks once a year
but insists on draught beer
it can't damage his tooth enamel.

There once was a lass from Shanghai

oneblindmouse
02-18-2008, 08:42 PM
There once was a lass from Shanghai
who married a lad from Chang Mai

donroc
02-18-2008, 08:45 PM
There once was a lass from Shanghai
who married a lad from Chang Mai
Who loved kicking the gong

oneblindmouse
02-18-2008, 09:35 PM
There once was a lass from Shanghai
who married a lad from Chang Mai
Who loved kicking the gong
By a dry billabong

Woof
02-18-2008, 09:51 PM
There once was a lass from Shanghai
who married a lad from Chang Mai
Who loved kicking the gong
By a dry billabong
It rhymes but it's all a dang lie

There once was this chap from Duluth

talkwrite
02-18-2008, 09:56 PM
There once was this chap from Duluth
Who walked around saying "Forsooth"

Nymtoc
02-18-2008, 10:11 PM
There once was this chap from Duluth
Who walked around saying "Forsooth"
and "varlet" and "thou"

talkwrite
02-18-2008, 10:17 PM
There once was this chap from Duluth
Who walked around saying "Forsooth"
and "varlet" and "thou"
He'd sputter then bow

oneblindmouse
02-18-2008, 10:18 PM
There once was this chap from Duluth
Who walked around saying "Forsooth"
and "varlet" and "thou"
and "How now, brown cow?"

Woof
02-18-2008, 11:24 PM
There once was this chap from Duluth
Who walked around saying "Forsooth"
and "varlet" and "thou"
and "How now, brown cow?"
"Pray thee beast, do udder the truth."


There was a cat who'd lived nine lives

HeronW
02-19-2008, 01:52 AM
There was a cat who'd lived nine lives
what's more he had ninety-plus wives

Matera the Mad
02-19-2008, 04:36 AM
There was a cat who'd lived nine lives
what's more he had ninety-plus wives.
Each one had ten kittens

Autodidact
02-19-2008, 08:51 AM
There was a cat who'd lived nine lives
what's more he had ninety-plus wives.
Each one had ten kittens
Each of whom had 4 mittens,

Nymtoc
02-19-2008, 09:03 AM
There was a cat who'd lived nine lives
what's more he had ninety-plus wives.
Each one had ten kittens
Each of whom had 4 mittens
And all of whom broke out in hives.

:e2cat::e2cat::e2cat::e2cat::e2cat:
:e2cat::e2cat::e2cat::e2cat::e2cat:


The night was incredibly dark

ona
02-19-2008, 09:14 AM
The night was incredibly dark
and cats were afoot in the park

oneblindmouse
02-19-2008, 11:28 AM
The night was incredibly dark
and cats were afoot in the park
Some ghouls were out howling

Nymtoc
02-19-2008, 12:28 PM
The night was incredibly dark
and cats were afoot in the park
Some ghouls were out howling
And hound dogs were growling

oneblindmouse
02-19-2008, 12:35 PM
The night was incredibly dark
and cats were afoot in the park
Some ghouls were out howling
And hound dogs were growling
While peeing and leaving their mark.

I'm wasting my time on this thread

ona
02-19-2008, 12:36 PM
The night was incredibly dark
and cats were afoot in the park
Some ghouls were out howling
And hound dogs were growling
One let out a spine-chilling bark
__________________

A lass liked to play the piano

ona
02-19-2008, 12:36 PM
I'm wasting my time on this thread
I'll regret it when I'm good and dead

oneblindmouse
02-19-2008, 04:07 PM
I'm wasting my time on this thread
I'll regret it when I'm good and dead
But meanwhile it's fun

ona
02-19-2008, 04:22 PM
I'm wasting my time on this thread
I'll regret it when I'm good and dead
But meanwhile it's fun
And does make the brain run

Nymtoc
02-19-2008, 04:28 PM
I'm wasting my time on this thread
I'll regret it when I'm good and dead
But meanwhile it's fun
And does make the brain run
And it gives me some game-forum cred.

:D

There once was a barber from Philly

ona
02-19-2008, 04:36 PM
There once was a barber from Philly
Who shaved and sheared, willy-nilly

oneblindmouse
02-19-2008, 05:13 PM
There once was a barber from Philly
Who shaved and sheared, willy-nilly
With his razor and strop

ona
02-19-2008, 05:46 PM
There once was a barber from Philly
Who shaved and sheared, willy-nilly
With his razor and strop
Some ears he did lop
__________________

oneblindmouse
02-19-2008, 05:55 PM
There once was a barber from Philly
Who shaved and sheared, willy-nilly
With his razor and strop
Some ears he did lop
But never did sever a willy!

A writer who finished her book

Woof
02-19-2008, 06:04 PM
A writer who finished her book
Had food for thought ready to cook

HeronW
02-19-2008, 06:35 PM
A writer who finished her book
Had food for thought ready to cook
I seasoned the grammar

donroc
02-19-2008, 06:37 PM
A writer who finished her book
Had food for thought ready to cook
I seasoned the grammar
With Emeril's bammer

oneblindmouse
02-19-2008, 06:49 PM
A writer who finished her book
Had food for thought ready to cook
I seasoned the grammar
With Emeril's bammer
Without even taking a look.

A dangerous weasel in Kent

Woof
02-19-2008, 06:55 PM
A dangerous weasel in Kent
Hired a willing maiden for rent

Autodidact
02-19-2008, 07:57 PM
A writer who finished her book
Had food for thought ready to cook
I seasoned the grammar
with a pause and a stammer,

oneblindmouse
02-19-2008, 08:58 PM
A dangerous weasel in Kent
Hired a willing maiden for rent
But rumours did spread

Autodidact
02-19-2008, 09:03 PM
A dangerous weasel in Kent
Hired a willing maiden for rent
But rumours did spread;
Her talent in bed,

talkwrite
02-19-2008, 09:34 PM
A dangerous weasel in Kent
Hired a willing maiden for rent
But rumours did spread;
Her talent in bed,
Guaranteed it was time well spent

A fox wished to restore his good name

oneblindmouse
02-19-2008, 09:36 PM
A fox wished to restore his good name
By saying he'd given up game

Autodidact
02-19-2008, 09:39 PM
A fox wished to restore his good name
By saying he'd given up game
"I eat strictly vegan,

oneblindmouse
02-19-2008, 09:42 PM
A fox wished to restore his good name
By saying he'd given up game
"I eat strictly vegan,
but am not a heathen

HeronW
02-20-2008, 01:37 AM
A fox wished to restore his good name
By saying he'd given up game
"I eat strictly vegan,
but am not a heathen
I believe wild turnips are still game."

Dr Dolittle's Pushme-Pullyou

donroc
02-20-2008, 01:40 AM
Dr Dolittle's Pushme-Pullyou
Annoyed a respectable gnu

Matera the Mad
02-20-2008, 08:28 AM
Dr Dolittle's Pushme-Pullyou
Annoyed a respectable gnu
The gnu said, "Which end

oneblindmouse
02-20-2008, 02:37 PM
Dr Dolittle's Pushme-Pullyou
Annoyed a respectable gnu
The gnu said, "Which end
is more willing to bend?

ona
02-20-2008, 04:44 PM
Dr Dolittle's Pushme-Pullyou
Annoyed a respectable gnu
The gnu said, "Which end
is more willing to bend?
and extend ? I have something for you !"


A half-crazed young monk in a temple

Woof
02-20-2008, 05:53 PM
A half-crazed young monk in a temple
Sat contemplating his dimple

oneblindmouse
02-20-2008, 07:09 PM
A half-crazed young monk in a temple
Sat contemplating his dimple
When some incense he smelt

talkwrite
02-20-2008, 07:13 PM
A half-crazed young monk in a temple
Sat contemplating his dimple
When some incense he smelt
caused cravings for kelp

ona
02-20-2008, 07:54 PM
A half-crazed young monk in a temple
Sat contemplating his dimple
When some incense he smelt
caused cravings for kelp
And a middle-aged nun in a wimple.

A thoughtful, thin plumber from Darwin

rosebud1981
02-20-2008, 07:57 PM
A thoughtful, thin plumber from Darwin
Missed lunch and was utterly starvin

ona
02-20-2008, 08:00 PM
A thoughtful, thin plumber from Darwin
Missed lunch and was utterly starvin
But craved spuds and sourdough

talkwrite
02-20-2008, 10:46 PM
A thoughtful, thin plumber from Darwin
Missed lunch and was utterly starvin
But craved spuds and sourdough
to a pub he did go

Autodidact
02-20-2008, 11:53 PM
and cadged a beer off his best friend, Marvin.

There once was a candidate for President,

donroc
02-21-2008, 12:47 AM
There once was a candidate for President,
Whose speechers were not what (s) he meant

Autodidact
02-21-2008, 01:28 AM
There once was a candidate for President,
Whose speechers were not what (s) he meant.
His rousing orations,

HeronW
02-21-2008, 02:40 AM
There once was a candidate for President,
Whose speechers were not what (s) he meant.
His rousing orations,
hid sly connotations

Autodidact
02-21-2008, 03:30 AM
There once was a candidate for President,
Whose speechers were not what (s) he meant.
His rousing orations,
hid sly connotations
About the current White House resident.


A novelist, playwright and hack,

HeronW
02-21-2008, 03:34 AM
A novelist, playwright and hack,
was really no good in the sack

donroc
02-21-2008, 03:36 AM
A novelist, playwright and hack,
was really no good in the sack
He failed with viagra

Matera the Mad
02-21-2008, 05:35 AM
A novelist, playwright and hack,
was really no good in the sack
He failed with viagra
From London to Agra

donroc
02-21-2008, 06:07 AM
A novelist, playwright and hack,
was really no good in the sack
He failed with viagra
From London to Agra
And could not even have a good whack.

A sly bedouin from Sinai

Autodidact
02-21-2008, 06:42 AM
A sly Bedouin from Sinai
tried out for the fighting Illini,

donroc
02-21-2008, 06:52 AM
A sly Bedouin from Sinai
tried out for the fighting Illini,
With his camel and knife

oneblindmouse
02-21-2008, 12:27 PM
A sly Bedouin from Sinai
tried out for the fighting Illini,
With his camel and knife
He caused mayhem and strife

HeronW
02-21-2008, 03:43 PM
A sly Bedouin from Sinai
tried out for the fighting Illini,
With his camel and knife
He caused mayhem and strife
leaving vulture food on the fly.

A fandango dancer named Frances

oneblindmouse
02-21-2008, 03:50 PM
A fandango dancer named Frances
Renowned for her pirouettes and prances

HeronW
02-21-2008, 03:55 PM
A fandango dancer named Frances
Renowned for her pirouettes and prances
she spun and she twirled

oneblindmouse
02-21-2008, 03:58 PM
A fandango dancer named Frances
Renowned for her pirouettes and prances
she spun and she twirled
while her clothes all unfurled

donroc
02-21-2008, 04:02 PM
A fandango dancer named Frances
Renowned for her pirouettes and prances
she spun and she twirled
while her clothes all unfurled
Causing plenty of lecherous glances.

A Martian crash landed at Roswell

Woof
02-21-2008, 05:46 PM
A Martian crash landed at Roswell
Along with a burning gauze smell

rosebud1981
02-21-2008, 05:48 PM
A Martian crash landed at Roswell
Along with a burning gauze smell
He pulled out a pistol

Woof
02-21-2008, 05:59 PM
A Martian crash landed at Roswell
Along with a burning gauze smell
He pulled out a pistol
Made of alien crystal

Autodidact
02-22-2008, 12:02 AM
Saying, "Put this in your diary, Mr. Boswell."


Once a young senator from Chicago,

oneblindmouse
02-22-2008, 12:09 AM
Once a young senator from Chicago
who was raised on tales of Wells Fargo

Woof
02-22-2008, 12:12 AM
Once a young senator from Chicago,
On a cosmic ride saw his star glow

Autodidact
02-22-2008, 01:45 AM
Once a young senator from Chicago,
On a cosmic ride saw his star glow
On his way to White House,

talkwrite
02-22-2008, 01:54 AM
Once a young senator from Chicago,
On a cosmic ride saw his star glow
On his way to White House,
He cheated on his spouse

Autodidact
02-22-2008, 02:48 AM
Once a young senator from Chicago,
On a cosmic ride saw his star glow
On his way to White House,
He cheated on his spouse
In the limo, with Delores del Lago.


Some writers were out one night drinking,

Matera the Mad
02-22-2008, 06:30 AM
Some writers were out one night drinking,
When one of them said, "Guys, I'm thinking...

Autodidact
02-22-2008, 06:57 AM
Some writers were out one night drinking,
When one of them said, "Guys, I'm thinking...
the more that I drink,

Nymtoc
02-22-2008, 07:38 AM
Some writers were out one night drinking,
When one of them said, "Guys, I'm thinking...
the more that I drink,
the less my books stink

Autodidact
02-22-2008, 07:52 AM
Some writers were out one night drinking,
When one of them said, "Guys, I'm thinking...
the more that I drink,
the less my books stink
I'm thinking more drinking, less stinking."


The President's approval rating,

Pthom
02-22-2008, 10:24 AM
The President's approval rating,
Is full of holes, just like a grating.

oneblindmouse
02-22-2008, 12:41 PM
The President's approval rating,
Is full of holes, just like a grating.
But his followers claim

Nymtoc
02-22-2008, 01:40 PM
The President's approval rating,
Is full of holes, just like a grating.
But his followers claim
He's on top of his game

Woof
02-22-2008, 05:21 PM
The President's approval rating,
Is full of holes, just like a grating.
But his followers claim
He's on top of his game
That's why there's war and more hating.


In November the people will cheer

Sir_Nigel
02-22-2008, 05:27 PM
In November the people will cheer
the candidates are promising free beer

Autodidact
02-22-2008, 10:36 PM
In November the people will cheer
the candidates are promising free beer
As we trudge to the polls,

Nymtoc
02-22-2008, 10:53 PM
In November the people will cheer
the candidates are promising free beer
As we trudge to the polls,
We look into our souls

rosebud1981
02-22-2008, 11:03 PM
In November the people will cheer
the candidates are promising free beer
As we trudge to the polls,
We look into our souls
And find that they're stiffened by fear.

A grumpy old ghost named Jack

Rodlen
02-22-2008, 11:16 PM
A grumpy old ghost named Jack
was really just a big hack

Woof
02-22-2008, 11:44 PM
A grumpy old ghost named Jack
was really just a big hack
He wrote pulp horror

HeronW
02-23-2008, 12:30 AM
A grumpy old ghost named Jack
was really just a big hack
He wrote pulp horror
about an ore borer

talkwrite
02-23-2008, 02:59 AM
A grumpy old ghost named Jack
was really just a big hack
He wrote pulp horror
about an ore bore
And no editor ever wrote back

An author and editor wed