Don't try to play chess with a dragon
Especially one given to braggin'
He'll breathe on your queen
And set fire to the scene
Especially one given to braggin'
He'll breathe on your queen
And set fire to the scene
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Don't try to play chess with a dragon
Especially one given to braggin
He'll breathe on your queen
And set fire to the scene
Then skip town in his purple Volkswagon
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I just drank my fourth cup of coffee
Especially one given to braggin
He'll breathe on your queen
And set fire to the scene
Then skip town in his purple Volkswagon
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I just drank my fourth cup of coffee
Don't try to play chess with a dragon
Especially one given to braggin
He'll breathe on your queen
And set fire to the scene
Then skip town in his purple Volkswagon
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I just drank my fourth cup of coffee
It tasted like stale, dried up toffee
Especially one given to braggin
He'll breathe on your queen
And set fire to the scene
Then skip town in his purple Volkswagon
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I just drank my fourth cup of coffee
It tasted like stale, dried up toffee
I just drank my fourth cup of coffee;
It tasted like stale, dried up toffee.
Why that was, I don't know
'cause my brain is too slow
It tasted like stale, dried up toffee.
Why that was, I don't know
'cause my brain is too slow
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I just drank my fourth cup of coffee;
It tasted like stale, dried up toffee.
Why that was, I don't know
'cause my brain is too slow
And my hair's gone all Dave Hasselhoff-y
A scientist working in Kenya
It tasted like stale, dried up toffee.
Why that was, I don't know
'cause my brain is too slow
And my hair's gone all Dave Hasselhoff-y
A scientist working in Kenya
I just drank my fourth cup of coffee;
It tasted like stale, dried up toffee.
Why that was, I don't know
'cause my brain is too slow
Now I think I'll go take some time off. Hee!
I made my own dress out of burlap
It tasted like stale, dried up toffee.
Why that was, I don't know
'cause my brain is too slow
Now I think I'll go take some time off. Hee!
I made my own dress out of burlap
"I made my own dress out of burlap,"
said Ann as she drank from the watertap;
Her boyfriend said, "Yuck!"
said Ann as she drank from the watertap;
Her boyfriend said, "Yuck!"
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"I made my own dress out of burlap,"
said Ann as she drank from the watertap;
Her boyfriend said, "Yuck!"
It feels like we're stuck
said Ann as she drank from the watertap;
Her boyfriend said, "Yuck!"
It feels like we're stuck
"I made my own dress out of burlap,"
said Ann as she drank from the watertap;
Her boyfriend said, "Yuck!
It feels like we're stuck
in some kinda fashion craze mishap!"
"What do men know? I love it!" cried Ann,
said Ann as she drank from the watertap;
Her boyfriend said, "Yuck!
It feels like we're stuck
in some kinda fashion craze mishap!"
"What do men know? I love it!" cried Ann,
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Another double-thread! Let's finish off both:
1:
A scientist working in Kenya
Named Mortimer Alvin McVennia
Was filming a rhino
and thought, "What do I know?"
2: (about the burlap dress)
"What do men know? I love it!" cried Ann,
as she dealt the next hand of Fan Tan
1:
A scientist working in Kenya
Named Mortimer Alvin McVennia
Was filming a rhino
and thought, "What do I know?"
2: (about the burlap dress)
"What do men know? I love it!" cried Ann,
as she dealt the next hand of Fan Tan
A scientist working in Kenya
Named Mortimer Alvin McVennia
Was filming a rhino
and thought, "What do I know?
I can't tell it from a gardenia!"
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"What do men know? I love it!" cried Ann,
as she dealt the next hand of Fan Tan,
"It's good for my skin!
Named Mortimer Alvin McVennia
Was filming a rhino
and thought, "What do I know?
I can't tell it from a gardenia!"
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"What do men know? I love it!" cried Ann,
as she dealt the next hand of Fan Tan,
"It's good for my skin!
"What do men know? I love it!" cried Ann,
as she dealt the next hand of Fan Tan,
"It's good for my skin!
And it sure makes me grin!
as she dealt the next hand of Fan Tan,
"It's good for my skin!
And it sure makes me grin!
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"What do men know? I love it!" cried Ann,
as she dealt the next hand of Fan Tan,
"It's good for my skin!
And it sure makes me grin!
And gives me a great tartan tan!"
The witness confessed, "It was me!"
as she dealt the next hand of Fan Tan,
"It's good for my skin!
And it sure makes me grin!
And gives me a great tartan tan!"
The witness confessed, "It was me!"
"What do men know? I love it!" cried Ann,
as she dealt the next hand of Fan Tan,
"It's good for my skin!
And it sure makes me grin!
And gives me a great tartan tan!"
The witness confessed, "It was me
Who saw the fat criminal flee!"
as she dealt the next hand of Fan Tan,
"It's good for my skin!
And it sure makes me grin!
And gives me a great tartan tan!"
The witness confessed, "It was me
Who saw the fat criminal flee!"
The witness confessed, "It was me
Who saw the fat criminal flee!"
His pockets were bulging
so I am divulging
Who saw the fat criminal flee!"
His pockets were bulging
so I am divulging
The witness confessed, "It was me
Who saw the fat criminal flee!"
His pockets were bulging
so I am divulging
"It hasn't been meaningless to Thee?!".
I had wanted to keep my mouth shut
Who saw the fat criminal flee!"
His pockets were bulging
so I am divulging
"It hasn't been meaningless to Thee?!".
I had wanted to keep my mouth shut
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I had wanted to keep my mouth shut,
After the bullly kicked me in the butt,
But I've got a big mouth
EDIT: You have to use different rhyming words. Not me and me or tan and tan.
After the bullly kicked me in the butt,
But I've got a big mouth
EDIT: You have to use different rhyming words. Not me and me or tan and tan.
I had wanted to keep my mouth shut,
After the bullly kicked me in the butt,
But I've got a big mouth
And I came from the south
After the bullly kicked me in the butt,
But I've got a big mouth
And I came from the south
I had wanted to keep my mouth shut,
After the bullly kicked me in the butt,
But I've got a big mouth
And I came from the south
So I said what I thought -- to his gut.
Last week I played Scrabble with Death
After the bullly kicked me in the butt,
But I've got a big mouth
And I came from the south
So I said what I thought -- to his gut.
Last week I played Scrabble with Death
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