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Marisa Louise

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If I had a dollar to spare
I'd buy us some popcorn to share,
but the usher collected
much more than expected
So, instead, I'll just buy me a beer!

Gas prices are going to kill me
 

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Gas prices are going to kill me
I wanted to buy something filmy,
something see-through, that is
 

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Gas prices are going to kill me
I wanted to buy something filmy,
something see-through, that is
with dazzle and sizz
 

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Gas prices are going to kill me
I wanted to buy something filmy,
something see-through, that is
with dazzle and sizz
But my car won't stop whimpering, "Fill me!"
 

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The wedding guests watched in great horror
As the groom loudly said, "I deplore her!"
 

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The wedding guests watched in great horror
As the groom loudly said, "I deplore her!"
"The dowry appeals,
 

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The wedding guests watched in great horror
As the groom loudly said, "I deplore her!"
"The dowry appeals,
but really it feels
 

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The wedding guests watched in great horror
As the groom loudly said, "I deplore her!"
"The dowry appeals,
but really it feels
like I'm an Antarctic explorer!"

A spaceship dropped out of the heavens
 

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A spaceship dropped out of the heavens
Right onto the home of the Blevins
 

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A spaceship dropped out of the heavens
Right onto the home of the Blevins
And the rocket's red glare
 

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A spaceship dropped out of the heavens
Right onto the home of the Blevins
And the rocket's red glare
Lit up everything there
 

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spaceship dropped out of the heavens
Right onto the home of the Blevins
And the rocket's red glare
Lit up everything there
With a flash that was brighter than levin(s)!

The zookeeper opened the cage
 

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The zookeeper opened the cage
(a big risk for minimum wage)
 

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The zookeeper opened the cage
(a big risk for minimum wage),
the lions got out
 

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The zookeeper opened the cage
(a big risk for minimum wage);
the lions got out
and ate a boy scout
And then danced a jig on the stage


My printer has started to shake
 

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My printer has started to shake
Like the time it survived that earthquake
 

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My printer has started to shake
Like the time it survived that earthquake
I'm beginning to fear
 

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My printer has started to shake
Like the time it survived that earthquake
I'm beginning to fear
that my printer is queer
 

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My printer has started to shake
Like the time it survived that earthquake
I'm beginning to fear
that my printer is queer
For it speaks – and complains of an ache.

Don't try to play chess with a dragon
 

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Don't try to play chess with a dragon
Especially one given to braggin'
 

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Don't try to play chess with a dragon
Especially one given to braggin'
He'll breathe on your queen
 
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