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pianoman5

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I must have deleted this line
I tell myself "it will be fine!"
But then, in the morning
With consciousness dawning
 

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I must have deleted this line
I tell myself "it will be fine!"
But then, in the morning
With consciousness dawning
I find that the line was my spine.

Not sure I like that one, but there you have it.

Of the topics that ought to be banned
 

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Of the topics that ought to be banned
Several will always withstand
the bluest of noses
 

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Of the topics that ought to be banned
Several will always withstand
the bluest of noses
like black dying roses
 

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Of the topics that ought to be banned
Several will always withstand
the bluest of noses
like black dying roses
that grow just as well in the sand.

The infinite nature of space
 

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The infinite nature of space
Is too much for my mind to embrace
I've enough trouble keeping
My cell phone from beeping
 

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The infinite nature of space
Is too much for my mind to embrace
I've enough trouble keeping
My cell phone from beeping--
Any deeper my brain cells can't face!

(And now for a little Ogden Nash...)

A pea and a pie on a pew
 
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A pea and a pie on a pew
Put paid to a pious revue
(Though that may sound tricky,
 

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A pea and a pie on a pew
Put paid to a pious revue
(Though that may sound tricky,
and possibly sticky)
But priests in high heels is not new.

When Socrates asked, "Is it better...
 

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When Socrates asked, "Is it better..."
Wearing his bright purple sweater,
"to practice denial
 

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When Socrates asked, "Is it better..."
Wearing his bright purple sweater,
"to practice denial
of this poison vial?"
His students wrote down every letter.

A large bowl of oysters and clams
 

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A large bowl of oysters and clams
Was spilled down the actress's gams;
She jumped up and down
 

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A large bowl of oysters and clams
Was spilled down the actress's gams;
She jumped up and down
And tore at her gown
While shrieking "Please turn off those cams!"

If I had a dollar to spare
 

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If I had a dollar to spare
I'd buy us some popcorn to share,
 

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If I had a dollar to spare
I'd buy us some popcorn to share,
but the usher collected
much more than expected
 
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