The infinite nature of space
Is too much for my mind to embrace
I've enough trouble keeping
My cell phone from beeping--
Any deeper my brain cells can't face!
When Socrates asked, "Is it better..."
Wearing his bright purple sweater,
"to practice denial
of this poison vial?"
His students wrote down every letter.
A large bowl of oysters and clams
Was spilled down the actress's gams;
She jumped up and down
And tore at her gown
While shrieking "Please turn off those cams!"
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