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"Your eyes are like limpid blue pools"
What a line by some poetic fools!
Such drovel insipid
 

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"Your eyes are like limpid blue pools"
What a line by some poetic fools!
Such drovel insipid
Is making me livid
 

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"Your eyes are like limpid blue pools"
What a line by some poetic fools!
Such drovel insipid
Is making me livid
enough to torch their vestibules.

The preacher went suddenly quiet
 

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The preacher went suddenly quiet,
He was told he must go on a diet.
 

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The preacher went suddenly quiet
He was told he must go on a diet
The pulpit was straining
Holy water was draining
And the congregants threatened to riot.

My love is a fair maiden true
 

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My love is a fair maiden true
Although, just between me and you,
I've seen maidens fairer
And love that is rarer
 

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My love is a fair maiden true
Although, just between me and you,
I've seen maidens fairer
And love that is rarer
But hey, for the moment, she'll do!

The milkmen of Iceland all say
 

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The milkmen of Iceland all say,
"Drink plenty of moo-juice each day"
 
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The milkmen of Iceland all say,
"Drink plenty of moo-juice each day"
Such advice they don't follow
'cause they can't seem to swallow
 

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The milkmen of Iceland all say,
"Drink plenty of moo-juice each day"
Such advice they don't follow
'cause they can't seem to swallow
so their bodies are withering away.

It's time for a dip in the pool
 

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It's time for a dip in the pool
So hot out, I'm starting to drool,
I could sure use a drink
 

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It's time for a dip in the pool
So hot out, I'm starting to drool,
I could sure use a drink
Something chilly and pink
 

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It's time for a dip in the pool
So hot out, I'm starting to drool,
I could sure use a drink
Something chilly and pink
Like they teach you in bartenders' school.

My mother-in-law really bugs me
 

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My mother-in-law really bugs me
Her home is so chintzy and drugs-free
So when I must see her,
 

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My mother-in-law really bugs me
Her home is so chintzy and drugs-free
So when I must see her,
I get drunk on be-er
 

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My mother-in-law really bugs me
Her home is so chintzy and drugs-free
So when I must see her,
I get drunk on be-er
And vomit the moment she hugs me.

I must have deleted this line
 
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I must have deleted this line
I tell myself "it will be fine!"
But then, in the morning
 
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