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A nun was repulsed by Greg Brady,
Who asked, "Are you penguin, or lady?"
"I am neither," she sneered,
 

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A nun was repulsed by Greg Brady,
Who asked, "Are you penguin, or lady?"
"I am neither," she sneered,
which was just as he feared.
 

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A nun was repulsed by Greg Brady,
Who asked, "Are you penguin, or lady?"
"I am neither," she sneered,
which was just as he feared.
She was somebody crazy or shady.


I'm really quite sick of hot weather
 

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I'm really quite sick of hot weather
So everyone yell out together
We would like some ice cream
 

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I'm really quite sick of hot weather
So everyone yell out together
We would like some ice cream
And a cold winter dream
 

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I'm really quite sick of hot weather
So everyone yell out together
We would like some ice cream
And a cold winter dream
We want long johns, our parkas and leather!


There's a photograph in front of me
 

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that's as scary and strange as can be
 

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It was taken one day (shortened for syllables)
in a land far away
 

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There's a photograph in front of me
that's as scary and strange as can be
It was taken one day
in a land far away
When I was naked and smiling with glee


Be still, my poor aching heart
 

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Be still, my poor aching heart
Though I can't finish poems that I start
The ones I complete
 

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Though I can't finish poems that I start
The ones I complete
are as hot as the heat
 

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Be still, my poor aching heart
Though I can't finish poems that I start
The ones I complete
are as hot as the heat
On my five-alarm chili Pop Tart

My countrymen, lend me your ears
 

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My countrymen, lend me your ears
I need some stalwart volunteers
to kill off some bugs
 

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My countrymen, lend me your ears
I need some stalwart volunteers
to kill off some bugs
I shall call them my "thugs"
 

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My countrymen, lend me your ears
I need some stalwart volunteers
to kill off some bugs
I shall call them my "thugs"
and dangle them from chandeliers.

The limerick form is pedantic
 

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The limerick form is pedantic
Ambiguous in its semantic
But if I drink my ale
 

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The limerick form is pedantic
Ambiguous in its semantic
But if I drink my ale
and stay out of gaol
 

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The limerick form is pedantic
Ambiguous in its semantic
But if I drink my ale
and stay out of gaol
My girlfriend will think I'm romantic:

"Your eyes are like limpid blue pools"
 

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"Your eyes are like limpid blue pools"
What a line by some poetic fools!
 
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