A nun was repulsed by Greg Brady,
Who asked, "Are you penguin, or lady?"
"I am neither," she sneered,
which was just as he feared.
She was somebody crazy or shady.
I'm really quite sick of hot weather
So everyone yell out together
We would like some ice cream
And a cold winter dream
We want long johns, our parkas and leather!
There's a photograph in front of me
that's as scary and strange as can be
It was taken one day
in a land far away
When I was naked and smiling with glee
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