Limericks Live!

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ChunkyC

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Saint Nick has a message for you-who
Being naughty is something you will rue
So come Christmas morn',
 

Melina

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Saint Nick has a message for you-who
Being naughty is something you will rue
So come Christmas morn',
If you've downloaded porn,



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tfdswift

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Notsosweet,

You are supposed to start the next limerick.

~~Tammy
 

notsosweet

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Whoops. It was Monday... :eek:

The Christmas tree's set up and ready
 

rhymegirl

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The Christmas tree's set up and ready
"Now I just need some presents!" cried Freddy.
 

tfdswift

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The Christmas tree's set up and ready
"Now I just need some presents!" cried Freddy
some stockings and garland
 

reph

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The Christmas tree's set up and ready
"Now I just need some presents!" cried Freddy
some stockings and garland
That new book by George Carlin
 

maestrowork

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The Christmas tree's set up and ready
"Now I just need some presents!" cried Freddy
some stockings and garland
That new book by George Carlin
A blonde with great boobs in a teddy

Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny
 

rhymegirl

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Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny
His date is a tall Playboy bunny,
 

notsosweet

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Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny
His date is a tall Playboy bunny,
The elves laugh and point
 

tfdswift

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Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny
His date is a tall Playboy bunny,
The elves laugh and point
while smoking a joint
 

rhymegirl

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Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny
His date is a tall Playboy bunny,
The elves laugh and point
while smoking a joint
Mrs. Claus says, "Get lost with your honey!"


Be careful while stringing your lights
 

tfdswift

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Be careful while stringing your lights
untangling the strands really bites
 

reph

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Be careful while stringing your lights
untangling the strands really bites
If you trip on a cord
 

maestrowork

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Be careful while stringing your lights
untangling the strands really bites
If you trip on a cord
And land on your Accord
 

ChunkyC

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Be careful while stringing your lights
untangling the strands really bites
If you trip on a cord
And land on your Accord
It could be your final "Good Night".

I'm bummed 'coz I don't have a chimney
 

rhymegirl

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I'm bummed 'coz I don't have a chimney

Santa can't bring my Frodo or Gimli,
 

wwwatcher

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I'm bummed 'coz I don't have a chimney
Santa can't bring my Frodo or Gimli,
Couriers are out
 

maestrowork

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I'm bummed 'coz I don't have a chimney
Santa can't bring my Frodo or Gimli,
Couriers are out
Husband's a lout
 

rhymegirl

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I'm bummed 'coz I don't have a chimney
Santa can't bring my Frodo or Gimli,
Couriers are out
Husband's a lout,

So my LOTR presents are history!


I haven't been too good this year
 

tfdswift

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I haven't been too good this year
Santa may forget me, I fear
 

maestrowork

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I haven't been too good this year
Santa may forget me, I fear
I was nice when "naughty"
 

rhymegirl

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I haven't been too good this year
Santa may forget me, I fear
I was nice when "naughty",
I dressed kinda tawdry,
 

tfdswift

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I haven't been too good this year
Santa may forget me, I fear
I was nice when "naughty",
I dressed kinda tawdry
And I shot one of Santa's reindeer.


I think Santa is one sexy guy:lol
 
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