The Christmas tree's set up and ready
"Now I just need some presents!" cried Freddy
some stockings and garland
That new book by George Carlin
A blonde with great boobs in a teddy
Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny
His date is a tall Playboy bunny,
The elves laugh and point
while smoking a joint
Mrs. Claus says, "Get lost with your honey!"
Be careful while stringing your lights
untangling the strands really bites
If you trip on a cord
And land on your Accord
It could be your final "Good Night".
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