He slipped on the soap in the shower
and didn't wake up for an hour;
The knot on his head
Said "Hi, my name's Fred!"
And "Flintstone!" was all he could holler.
There was a spaceship from Uranus
Whose captain became rather famous
Though known for his wisdom
He kept goats, and he kissed 'em
Which all but his wife thought quite heinous.
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