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He slipped on the soap in the shower
and didn't wake up for an hour;
The knot on his head
 

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He slipped on the soap in the shower
and didn't wake up for an hour;
The knot on his head
Said "Hi, my name's Fred!"
And "Flintstone!" was all he could holler.



There was a spaceship from Uranus
 

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Whose captain became rather famous
Though known for his wisdom
 

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He kept goats, and he kissed 'em
 

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There was a spaceship from Uranus
Whose captain became rather famous
Though known for his wisdom
He kept goats, and he kissed 'em
Which all but his wife thought quite heinous.


A nanny was scolding young Billy
 

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A nanny was scolding young Billy
For staying too long out in Philly
 

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A nanny was scolding young Billy
For staying too long out in Philly
Without his inhaler
 

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A nanny was scolding young Billy
For staying too long out in Philly
Without his inhaler
In a doublewide trailer
And dancing to Milli Vanilli

The underground poetry slam
 

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The underground poetry slam
Will be followed by free cheese and ham
For those who consider
Prosciutto too bitter,
 

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O Lord, I'm an underpaid writer
 

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O Lord, I'm an underpaid writer
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The secret to making it big
 

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O Lord, I'm an underpaid writer
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My one saving grace
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and the guts of a boxing-ring fighter.

My laptop made ominous sounds
 

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The secret to making it big
Is not giving riches a fig
 

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Is not giving riches a fig,
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Just Zag when convention says Zig

My laptop made ominous sounds
It began to expel coffee grounds
So I hit Control-C
 

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And the thing said to me:
 
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