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dobiwon
10-26-2006, 07:02 PM
With Halloween just 'round the bend
Do you have a costume to lend?

K1P1
10-27-2006, 06:10 AM
With Halloween just 'round the bend
Do you have a costume to lend?
I'm short a pitchfork

JDCrayne
10-27-2006, 06:53 AM
With Halloween just 'round the bend
Do you have a costume to lend?
I'm short a pitchfork,
But the gin I'll uncork

K1P1
10-27-2006, 06:57 AM
With Halloween just 'round the bend
Do you have a costume to lend?
I'm short a pitchfork,
But the gin I'll uncork
And the Devil to the end I'll defend.

Football, it drives me berserk

Jongfan
10-27-2006, 07:00 AM
Football, it drives me beserk
The man, he became a jerk
obsessed with his team
If only a dream
Of a championship
Ahh the Superbowl Trip

JDCrayne
10-27-2006, 07:41 AM
Football is okay, I guess

K1P1
10-27-2006, 12:10 PM
Football is okay, I guess
Today's rain will make it a mess

Unique
10-27-2006, 04:50 PM
Football is okay, I guess
Today's rain will make it a mess
the guys get all wet

K1P1
10-27-2006, 06:41 PM
Football is okay, I guess
Today's rain will make it a mess
the guys get all wet
It's too cold to sweat

Unique
10-27-2006, 07:12 PM
Football is okay, I guess
Today's rain will make it a mess
the guys get all wet
It's too cold to sweat
And it's the beer that I like, I confess!

If everyone tries really hard

K1P1
10-27-2006, 07:38 PM
If everyone tries really hard
We can actually clean up the yard

Kate Thornton
10-27-2006, 09:07 PM
If everyone tries really hard
We can actually clean up the yard
But I'd rather just watch

K1P1
10-27-2006, 09:34 PM
If everyone tries really hard
We can actually clean up the yard
But I'd rather just watch
And sip on my scotch

Serena Casey
10-27-2006, 11:45 PM
If everyone tries really hard
We can actually clean up the yard
But I'd rather just watch
And sip on my scotch
While I slowly turn into lard.

I guess I should water my plants

K1P1
10-28-2006, 02:03 AM
I guess I should water my plants
The drops on the leaves they will dance

K1P1
10-28-2006, 08:31 PM
I guess I should water my plants
The drops on the leaves they will dance
The mites will retreat

threedogpeople
10-28-2006, 10:09 PM
I guess I should water my plants
The drops on the leaves they will dance
The mites will retreat
Without missing a beat

K1P1
10-28-2006, 11:06 PM
I guess I should water my plants
The drops on the leaves they will dance
The mites will retreat
Without missing a beat
But against frost there is no insurance

The doctors and lawyers got wrecked.

Unique
10-29-2006, 02:15 AM
The doctors and lawyers got wrecked.
They flirted too much and got decked.

K1P1
10-29-2006, 02:23 AM
The doctors and lawyers got wrecked.
They flirted too much and got decked.
Now what will we do
with no one to sue?

Jongfan
10-29-2006, 03:57 AM
The doctors and lawyers got wrecked.
They flirted too much and got decked.
Now what will we do
with no one to sue?
We shall turn to the ones
with lots of funds

Unique
10-29-2006, 03:58 AM
The doctors and lawyers got wrecked.
They flirted too much and got decked.
Now what will we do
with no one to sue?
We shall turn to the ones
with lots of funds
And take it away, I expect.

I came, and I saw, and I fell

Pat~
10-29-2006, 05:24 AM
I came, and I saw, and I fell
Headfirst down a wishing well

K1P1
10-29-2006, 05:47 AM
I came, and I saw, and I fell
Headfirst down a wishing well
I'm so cold and wet
It's got me upset

Pat~
10-29-2006, 05:58 AM
I came, and I saw, and I fell
Headfirst down a wishing well
I'm so cold and wet
It's got me upset
'Cause my Pampers are starting to swell.

There once was a writer from D.C.

Jongfan
10-29-2006, 05:58 AM
I came, and I saw, and I fell
Headfirst down a wishing well
I'm so cold and wet
It's got me upset
Wondering why
bad luck is all I get

K1P1
10-29-2006, 06:00 AM
There once was a writer from D.C.
Whose main correspondant was P.B.

Jongfan
10-29-2006, 06:06 AM
There once was a writer from D.C.
Whose main correspondant was P.B
Whom didn't know if it were a he or she

K1P1
10-29-2006, 06:13 AM
There once was a writer from D.C.
Whose main correspondant was P.B
Whom didn't know if it were a he or she
but thought she'd just let it be

Unique
10-30-2006, 04:38 PM
There once was a writer from D.C.
Whose main correspondant was P.B
Whom didn't know if it were a he or she
but thought she'd just let it be
because the card said, 'Get out of jail free'.

When performing incredible feats

K1P1
10-30-2006, 05:14 PM
When performing incredible feats
It's important to stock up good eats!

threedogpeople
10-30-2006, 10:20 PM
When performing incredible feats
It's important to stock up good eats!
Comfort food is the best,

K1P1
10-30-2006, 10:31 PM
When performing incredible feats
It's important to stock up good eats!
Comfort food is the best,
Carbs packed for the test

Kate Thornton
10-30-2006, 10:58 PM
When performing incredible feats
It's important to stock up good eats!
Comfort food is the best,
Carbs packed for the test
Or bags of Halloween treats!

K1P1
10-30-2006, 11:04 PM
Kate - we need a first line for the next limerick!

threedogpeople
11-01-2006, 09:30 PM
Katie didn't give us a first line,

K1P1
11-01-2006, 09:48 PM
Is that your first line?

"Fall is my favorite time of the year, up here!"

Unique
11-02-2006, 01:42 AM
"Fall is my favorite time of the year, up here!"
It goes so good with the beer, my dear

K1P1
11-02-2006, 06:34 AM
Fall is my favorite time of the year, up here!
It goes so good with the beer, my dear
And pretzels with mustard

Unique
11-02-2006, 03:46 PM
Fall is my favorite time of the year, up here!
It goes so good with the beer, my dear
And pretzels with mustard
A shiny beaked bustard )

K1P1
11-02-2006, 04:04 PM
Fall is my favorite time of the year, up here!
It goes so good with the beer, my dear
And pretzels with mustard
A shiny beaked bustard
To keep us all in the clear, no fear!

Hot spiced Indian food is the best

PattiTheWicked
11-02-2006, 05:04 PM
Spiced Indian food is the best --
A powerful palatal test.

Godfather
11-02-2006, 05:05 PM
Spiced Indian food is the best --
A powerful palatal test.
it goes well with beer

K1P1
11-02-2006, 06:32 PM
Spiced Indian food is the best --
A powerful palatal test.
it goes well with beer
and a bit of cool kheer

Unique
11-03-2006, 04:49 PM
Spiced Indian food is the best --
A powerful palatal test.
it goes well with beer
and a bit of cool kheer
and Rolaids to give it a rest.

Ol' Kevin's a slippery fish

K1P1
11-04-2006, 07:41 AM
Ol' Kevin's a slippery fish
More appealing when served on a dish.

Write_At_1st_Light
11-04-2006, 08:03 AM
Ol' Kevin's a slippery fish
More appealing when served on a dish.
Choose from filet of fin,

Unique
11-04-2006, 06:33 PM
Ol' Kevin's a slippery fish
More appealing when served on a dish.
Choose from filet of fin,
or crispy fried skin

Write_At_1st_Light
11-04-2006, 07:21 PM
Ol' Kevin's a slippery fish
More appealing when served on a dish.
Choose from filet of fin,
or crispy fried skin,
But grilled gill I am told is de-lish!

We're three days away from election,

Unique
11-04-2006, 09:15 PM
We're three days away from election,
Will the liars escape our detection?

Write_At_1st_Light
11-04-2006, 09:46 PM
We're three days away from election,
Will the liars escape our detection?
One more ad campaign,

Unique
11-04-2006, 10:22 PM
We're three days away from election,
Will the liars escape our detection?
One more ad campaign,
Will drive me insane

Write_At_1st_Light
11-05-2006, 12:44 AM
We're three days away from election,
Will the liars escape our detection?
One more ad campaign,
Will drive me insane
"T'row da bums out!" I say 'pon reflection.

I went out to feed my pet wombat,

PattiTheWicked
11-05-2006, 01:34 AM
I went out to feed my wombat
That dances around with my tomcat

Write_At_1st_Light
11-05-2006, 05:09 AM
I went out to feed my wombat
That dances around with my tomcat
In mid-pirouette,

K1P1
11-05-2006, 05:45 AM
I went out to feed my wombat
That dances around with my tomcat
In mid-pirouette,
He mewed a soubriquette

Write_At_1st_Light
11-05-2006, 06:22 AM
I went out to feed my pet wombat
That dances around with my tomcat.
In mid-pirouette,
He mewed a soubriquette
So I joined dressed in tails and a tophat!

I flew to the Moon on a Monday,

K1P1
11-05-2006, 06:53 AM
I flew to the Moon on a Monday,
With green cheese it will sure be a fun day.

Unique
11-06-2006, 02:10 AM
I flew to the Moon on a Monday,
With green cheese it will sure be a fun day
with a half bag of crackers

PattiTheWicked
11-06-2006, 02:39 AM
I flew to the Moon on a Monday,
With green cheese it will sure be a fun day
with a half bag of crackers
left here by some hackers,

Unique
11-07-2006, 07:14 PM
I flew to the Moon on a Monday,
With green cheese it will sure be a fun day
with a half bag of crackers
left here by some hackers,
but no juice cuz we don't want a run day. <<<<get what ya get, slackers


Today is the day for the vote

MidnightMuse
11-07-2006, 07:16 PM
Today is the day for the vote.
But I'd rather be paddling the moat.

Kate Thornton
11-07-2006, 07:23 PM
Today is the day for the vote.
But I'd rather be paddling the moat.
If I can't get elected

Write_At_1st_Light
11-07-2006, 07:36 PM
Today is the day for the vote.
But I'd rather be paddling the moat.
If I can't get elected,
To stop those who wrecked it,

Kate Thornton
11-07-2006, 09:56 PM
Today is the day for the vote.
But I'd rather be paddling the moat.
If I can't get elected,
To stop those who wrecked it,
At least I can rock on the boat

If politics makes your head spin

Unique
11-07-2006, 10:28 PM
If politics makes your head spin
vote 'other' for a new win

MidnightMuse
11-07-2006, 10:29 PM
If politics makes your head spin
vote 'other' for a new win.
Or avoid altogether,

Unique
11-07-2006, 10:31 PM
If politics makes your head spin
vote 'other' for a new win.
Or avoid altogether,
those birds of a feather

Pat~
11-07-2006, 10:31 PM
If politics makes your head spin
vote 'other' for a new win.
Or avoid altogether
The polls like bad weather,


(Can we do both? :-)...)

Pat~
11-07-2006, 10:38 PM
If politics makes your head spin
vote 'other' for a new win.
Or avoid altogether,
those birds of a feather
And cast all your votes in the trash bin. (Not!)

Unique
11-07-2006, 11:03 PM
The pols like bad weather you see,

K1P1
11-09-2006, 02:48 AM
The pols like bad weather you see,
It enhances their humility

Kate Thornton
11-09-2006, 03:17 AM
The pols like bad weather you see,
It enhances their humility
But their arrogant thunder

Unique
11-09-2006, 03:21 AM
The pols like bad weather you see,
It enhances their humility
But their arrogant thunder
exposes their blunder

K1P1
11-09-2006, 03:57 AM
The pols like bad weather you see,
It enhances their humility
But their arrogant thunder
exposes their blunder
They don't seem very clever to me.

Politics makes me feel sick.

Write_At_1st_Light
11-09-2006, 06:59 AM
Politics makes me feel sick.
It began with that guy Tricky Dick.

K1P1
11-09-2006, 03:30 PM
Politics makes me feel sick.
It began with that guy Tricky Dick.
His five o'clock shadow

Unique
11-10-2006, 03:04 PM
Politics makes me feel sick.
It began with that guy Tricky Dick.
His five o'clock shadow
didn't play well in Caddo

K1P1
11-10-2006, 05:59 PM
Politics makes me feel sick.
It began with that guy Tricky Dick.
His five o'clock shadow
didn't play well in Caddo
Though he tried, he wasn't so slick.

In the Autumn the rains pour down

Unique
11-11-2006, 07:24 AM
In the Autumn the rains pour down
Who'll save the puppies, they'll drown!

Write_At_1st_Light
11-11-2006, 08:31 AM
In the Autumn the rains pour down
Who'll save the puppies, they'll drown!
If we toss them a rake,

Unique
11-12-2006, 06:27 PM
In the Autumn the rains pour down
Who'll save the puppies, they'll drown!
If we toss them a rake,
they can build us a lake

K1P1
11-12-2006, 08:00 PM
In the Autumn the rains pour down
Who'll save the puppies, they'll drown!
If we toss them a rake,
they can build us a lake
And control all the water in town.

The old Jabberwocky is dead!

Unique
11-12-2006, 08:08 PM
The old Jabberwocky is dead!
Replaced by a beagle named Fred

K1P1
11-12-2006, 09:26 PM
The old Jabberwocky is dead!
Replaced by a beagle named Fred
With a chase of his tail,
He fell on a nail

JDCrayne
11-14-2006, 03:23 AM
The old Jabberwocky is dead!
Replaced by a beagle named Fred
With a chase of his tail,
He fell on a nail
Impaling both ears and his head.


A mystic looked into her tea,

K1P1
11-14-2006, 04:01 AM
A mystic looked into her tea,
Oh my goodness! Look what I see...

Unique
11-14-2006, 05:37 AM
A mystic looked into her tea,
Oh my goodness! Look what I see...
The moat is aflame

K1P1
11-14-2006, 06:13 AM
A mystic looked into her tea,
Oh my goodness! Look what I see...
The moat is aflame
And that damned dog's to blame

Unique
11-14-2006, 07:57 AM
A mystic looked into her tea,
Oh my goodness! Look what I see...
The moat is aflame
And that damned dog's to blame
I swear it was Haggis, not me!

The election was down to the wire

Doctor Shifty
11-14-2006, 03:36 PM
The election was down to the wire
The ballot box burst into fire

K1P1
11-14-2006, 04:56 PM
The election was down to the wire
The ballot box burst into fire
Spontaneous combustion
From all the pols fustian

Unique
11-15-2006, 05:51 AM
The election was down to the wire
The ballot box burst into fire
Spontaneous combustion
From all the pols fustian
yet still no one called him a liar.

The campaign was jolly good fun

K1P1
11-15-2006, 06:15 AM
The campaign was jolly good fun
'Cuz thirteen decided to run

Unique
11-17-2006, 05:09 AM
The campaign was jolly good fun
'Cuz thirteen decided to run
They had 'em a quorum

JDCrayne
11-17-2006, 05:09 AM
The campaign was jolly good fun
'Cuz thirteen decided to run.
They had 'em a quorum,
With champagne by jorum,

K1P1
11-17-2006, 05:19 AM
The campaign was jolly good fun
'Cuz thirteen decided to run.
They had 'em a quorum,
With champagne by jorum,
Who was sober by night? Not a one!

Yes I jolly well do think it's so

PattiTheWicked
11-17-2006, 08:16 PM
Yes I jolly well do think it's so
I'll tell you as much as I know

K1P1
11-17-2006, 08:56 PM
Yes I jolly well do think it's so
I'll tell you as much as I know
The Purple Pajandrum

Unique
11-18-2006, 01:32 AM
Yes I jolly well do think it's so
I'll tell you as much as I know
The Purple Pajandrum
threw a pink tantrum

NeuroFizz
11-18-2006, 01:38 AM
Yes I jolly well do think it's so
I'll tell you as much as I know
The Purple Pajandrum
threw a pink tantrum
and ended up having t'eat crow.



The last grass stains of the season

Kate Thornton
11-18-2006, 02:55 AM
The last grass stains of the season
Are on your butt for a reason

K1P1
11-18-2006, 03:24 AM
The last grass stains of the season
Are on your butt for a reason
You lounged on the ground

K1P1
11-20-2006, 03:41 PM
The last grass stains of the season
Are on your butt for a reason
You lounged on the ground
When you should have been found

PattiTheWicked
11-20-2006, 06:34 PM
The last grass stains of the season
Are on your butt for a reason
You lounged on the ground
When you should have been found
Now the pollen has got you a-sneezin'.


I probably should go rake the yard

Unique
11-22-2006, 05:26 AM
I probably should go rake the yard
it really won't be all that hard

JDCrayne
11-22-2006, 05:36 AM
I probably should go rake the yard
it really won't be all that hard.
The wind is not blowing,

Unique
11-22-2006, 06:29 AM
I probably should go rake the yard
it really won't be all that hard.
The wind is not blowing,
and once it stops snowing

threedogpeople
11-22-2006, 07:02 AM
I probably should go rake the yard
it really won't be all that hard.
The wind is not blowing,
and once it stops snowing
I'll make a big pile to be charred.

Our power has been oh, so, fickle,

JDCrayne
11-22-2006, 08:41 AM
Our power has been oh, so, fickle,
But charges mount up, nickel by nickel.

Unique
11-22-2006, 05:33 PM
Our power has been oh, so, fickle,
But charges mount up, nickel by nickel.
the bill hit 20 grand

K1P1
11-22-2006, 06:31 PM
Our power has been oh, so, fickle,
But charges mount up, nickel by nickel.
the bill hit 20 grand
So I took a stand

Pthom
11-23-2006, 04:39 AM
Our power has been oh, so, fickle,
But charges mount up, nickel by nickel.
the bill hit 20 grand
So I took a stand
Made a battery from a dill pickle.

Oh, when I remember the turkey

K1P1
11-23-2006, 05:00 AM
Oh, when I remember the turkey
I makes my breath come all jerky.

JDCrayne
11-23-2006, 06:40 AM
Oh, when I remember the turkey
It makes my breath come all jerky.
The cranberry sauce,

Unique
11-23-2006, 06:47 AM
Oh, when I remember the turkey
It makes my breath come all jerky.
The cranberry sauce,
I spilled on my boss

K1P1
11-23-2006, 08:09 AM
Oh, when I remember the turkey
It makes my breath come all jerky.
The cranberry sauce,
I spilled on my boss--
But alcohol will make memories murky.

The turkey is still frozen solid

dobiwon
11-23-2006, 08:43 AM
The turkey is still frozen solid
And the dining room still looks quite squalid

JDCrayne
11-23-2006, 08:54 AM
The turkey is still frozen solid
And the dining room still looks quite squalid
With peas on the floor,

limitedtimeauthor
11-23-2006, 10:00 AM
The turkey is still frozen solid
And the dining room still looks quite squalid
With peas on the floor,
And folks at the door,

Pthom
11-24-2006, 10:07 AM
The turkey is still frozen solid
And the dining room still looks quite squalid
With peas on the floor,
And folks at the door,
Whoever invented this hollid

Ay? Belongs in the previous poem

Serena Casey
11-24-2006, 11:14 PM
Ay? Belongs in the previous poem
'Cause I ran out of roem,

Unique
11-25-2006, 12:05 AM
Ay? Belongs in the previous poem
'Cause I ran out of roem,
but never to fear

threedogpeople
11-25-2006, 03:47 AM
Ay? Belongs in the previous poem
'Cause I ran out of roem,
but never to fear
ThreeDogPeople is here,

JDCrayne
11-25-2006, 06:09 AM
Ay? Belongs in the previous poem
'Cause I ran out of roem,
but never to fear
ThreeDogPeople is here,
And the teeth are still in the coem.


ThreeDogPeople augmented by one,

Write_At_1st_Light
11-25-2006, 07:57 AM
ThreeDogPeople augmented by one,
Adds a fourth to the Beggin Strips run.

threedogpeople
11-25-2006, 07:31 PM
ThreeDogPeople augmented by one,
Adds a fourth to the Beggin Strips run.
But out she's not going

Write_At_1st_Light
11-25-2006, 08:07 PM
ThreeDogPeople augmented by one,
Adds a fourth to the Beggin Strips run.
But out she's not going,
Until I am knowing,

Unique
11-26-2006, 04:25 AM
ThreeDogPeople augmented by one,
Adds a fourth to the Beggin Strips run.
But out she's not going,
Until I am knowing,
Should we serve them up raw or well done?


Oh, darling please turn up the heat

Write_At_1st_Light
11-26-2006, 05:37 AM
Oh, darling please turn up the heat,
whilst we talk of our voyage to Crete.

Serena Casey
11-26-2006, 05:42 AM
Oh, darling please turn up the heat,
whilst we talk of our voyage to Crete.
The mem'ries are warm,

JDCrayne
11-26-2006, 07:20 AM
Oh, darling please turn up the heat,
whilst we talk of our voyage to Crete.
The mem'ries are warm,
But the skeeters did swarm,

K1P1
11-27-2006, 05:14 PM
Oh, darling please turn up the heat,
whilst we talk of our voyage to Crete.
The mem'ries are warm,
But the skeeters did swarm,
A trip I'd prefer not to repeat.

Oh say do you see over there?

Jongfan
11-27-2006, 05:43 PM
Oh say do you see over there?
Across the fields, in the home they share.

threedogpeople
11-28-2006, 01:19 AM
Oh say do you see over there?
Across the fields, in the home they share.
This rhyme is off meter,

Unique
11-28-2006, 02:46 AM
Oh say do you see over there?
Across the fields, in the home they share.
This rhyme is off meter,
Quit beating on peter

threedogpeople
11-28-2006, 05:05 AM
Oh say do you see over there?
Across the fields, in the home they share.
This rhyme is off meter,
Quit beating on peter.
Unique, stop acting like you really care! >>>>>>>>grin<<<<<<<

There's a foot of new snow on the ground

Unique
11-28-2006, 05:14 AM
There's a foot of new snow on the ground
I love it, it muffles the sound

Write_At_1st_Light
11-28-2006, 07:58 AM
There's a foot of new snow on the ground.
I love it, it muffles the sound,
of a dandelion ghost,

Pthom
11-28-2006, 11:04 AM
There's a foot of new snow on the ground.
I love it, it muffles the sound,
Of a dandelion ghost
Or a damp piece of toast

K1P1
11-28-2006, 03:46 PM
There's a foot of new snow on the ground.
I love it, it muffles the sound,
Of a dandelion ghost
Or a damp piece of toast
And the murderers stomping around.

Peanut butter is so good on toast

K1P1
11-28-2006, 03:50 PM
There's a foot of new snow on the ground.
I love it, it muffles the sound,
Of a dandelion ghost
Or a damp piece of toast
And the murderers stomping around.

Peanut butter is so good on toast

Unique
11-28-2006, 08:56 PM
Peanut butter is so good on toast
it's a little bit hard not to boast

Kate Thornton
11-28-2006, 11:29 PM
Peanut butter is so good on toast
it's a little bit hard not to boast
But I'm the Toast Queen

MidnightMuse
11-29-2006, 12:24 AM
Peanut butter is so good on toast
it's a little bit hard not to boats
But I'm the Toast Queen,
Best there's ever been.

JDCrayne
11-29-2006, 07:13 AM
Peanut butter is so good on toast
it's a little bit hard not to boast
But I'm the Toast Queen,
Best there's ever been,
From the Alps clear down to the coast!

Oh, where is the little red wagon?

PattiTheWicked
11-29-2006, 08:36 PM
Oh, where is the little red wagon?
It's here, and looks like it's draggin'

Zonk
11-29-2006, 09:24 PM
Oh, where is the little red wagon?
It's here, and looks like it's draggin'
with a short-block blown hemi


:D:D:D

Kate Thornton
11-30-2006, 12:55 AM
Oh, where is the little red wagon?
It's here, and looks like it's draggin'
with a short-block blown hemi
and a shot of cold Remy

Pthom
11-30-2006, 02:03 AM
Oh, where is the little red wagon?
It's here, and looks like it's draggin'
with a short-block blown hemi
and a shot of cold Remy
I'd push it, but baby, I'm flaggin'.

Now the Remy tastes good warm or cold

Kate Thornton
11-30-2006, 02:46 AM
Now the Remy tastes good warm or cold
And I'm up for the best Cuervo Gold

JDCrayne
11-30-2006, 06:13 AM
Now the Remy tastes good warm or cold
And I'm up for the best Cuervo Gold.
But I'd rather drink rye,

Pthom
11-30-2006, 10:12 AM
Now the Remy tastes good warm or cold
And I'm up for the best Cuervo Gold.
But I'd rather drink rye,
So here's mud in your eye!

Write_At_1st_Light
11-30-2006, 11:22 PM
Now the Remy tastes good warm or cold
And I'm up for the best Cuervo Gold.
But I'd rather drink rye,
So here's mud in your eye!
And a toast to Genevieve Bujold!

We've arrived at the last of November,

JDCrayne
12-01-2006, 06:08 AM
We've arrived at the last of November,
It's enough to freeze off your member!

K1P1
12-01-2006, 10:36 PM
We've arrived at the last of November,
It's enough to freeze off your member!
So be a reformer
Don your best willie warmer

limitedtimeauthor
12-01-2006, 11:43 PM
We've arrived at the last of November,
It's enough to freeze off your member!
So be a reformer
Don your best willie warmer
And wear it thru the ides of December!

The joy of the limerick is not lost...

Pthom
12-02-2006, 02:48 AM
small adjustment for meter...

The joy of the limerick's not lost,
E'en though in the winter, the frost

MidnightMuse
12-02-2006, 02:51 AM
The joy of the limerick's not lost,
E'en though in the winter, the frost
can freeze up the bum,

limitedtimeauthor
12-02-2006, 03:10 AM
The joy of the limerick's not lost,
E'en though in the winter, the frost
can freeze up the bum ---

Sugar cookies! YUM! ---

(Eh, what were we doin' boss?)



There once was a gal from NaNo-tucket... Oh no, I meant:

There once was a contest called NaNo...

JDCrayne
12-02-2006, 05:54 AM
The joy of the limerick's not lost,
E'en though in the winter, the frost
can freeze up the bum ---
Sugar cookies! YUM! ---
Chill blains are one hell of a cost!


The old NaNoWriMo's a challenge,

limitedtimeauthor
12-02-2006, 07:24 AM
The old NaNoWriMo's a challenge
But every November our ink pens

Unique
12-02-2006, 07:32 AM
The old NaNoWriMo's a challenge
But every November our ink pens
run out of ink

Serena Casey
12-02-2006, 08:14 AM
The old NaNoWriMo's a challenge
But every November our ink pens
run out of ink
before we can blink

limitedtimeauthor
12-02-2006, 08:17 AM
The old NaNoWriMo's a challenge
But every November our ink pens
run out of ink
before we can blink
And suddenly...we're at the end.

The holidays are fast approaching

Unique
12-02-2006, 08:34 AM
The holidays are fast approaching
and Nick's on the scene with some coaching

JDCrayne
12-03-2006, 07:20 AM
The holidays are fast approaching
and Nick's on the scene with some coaching.
I'm behind on the shopping,

threedogpeople
12-03-2006, 08:56 AM
The holidays are fast approaching
and Nick's on the scene with some coaching.
I'm behind on the shopping,
ice makes for tough stopping
and shopping's a subject worth broaching.

Santa gave me a loaded gift card,

K1P1
12-03-2006, 03:00 PM
Santa gave me a loaded gift card.
What to buy? The decision is hard.

Unique
12-03-2006, 03:54 PM
Santa gave me a loaded gift card.
What to buy? The decision is hard.
I want this and that

Stew21
12-03-2006, 06:56 PM
Santa gave me a loaded gift card.
What to buy? The decision is hard.
I want this and that
but I need a new hat

K1P1
12-03-2006, 07:45 PM
Santa gave me a loaded gift card.
What to buy? The decision is hard.
I want this and that
but I need a new hat
A pillbox of fake le-o-pard

Now I know I have been very naughty

threedogpeople
12-03-2006, 11:23 PM
Now I know I have been very naughty,
I dropped my cell phone in the potty,

Serenity
12-03-2006, 11:35 PM
Now I know I have been very naughty,
I dropped my cell phone in the potty,
It went down with a flush,

threedogpeople
12-03-2006, 11:39 PM
Now I know I have been very naughty,
I dropped my cell phone in the potty,
It went down with a flush,
then came back in a gush,

K1P1
12-03-2006, 11:54 PM
Now I know I have been very naughty,
I dropped my cell phone in the potty,
It went down with a flush,
then came back in a gush,
And now the loo floor is all grotty.

Whenever I turn off the light

threedogpeople
12-04-2006, 12:32 AM
Whenever I turn off the light
to enjoy the sky in the night

K1P1
12-04-2006, 12:32 AM
Whenever I turn off the light
to enjoy the sky in the night
I feel panic fear

threedogpeople
12-04-2006, 12:34 AM
Whenever I turn off the light
to enjoy the sky in the night
I feel panic (and) fear
at the sounds that I hear

JDCrayne
12-04-2006, 05:40 AM
Whenever I turn off the light
to enjoy the sky in the night
I feel panic (and) fear
at the sounds that I hear,
And the reindeer that glimmer and bite!


Is that Santa's sleigh that I hear?

JDCrayne
12-04-2006, 05:52 AM
Is that Santa's sleigh that I hear?
Surely he'll be drawing near.
With Rudolph's nose glowing,

K1P1
12-04-2006, 06:12 AM
[No, that was "Panic" used as an adjective in it's original sense, of or relating to the god Pan.]

Is that Santa's sleigh that I hear?
Surely he'll be drawing near.
With Rudolph's nose glowing,
And Pinnochio's growing

Kate Thornton
12-04-2006, 06:19 AM
Is that Santa's sleigh that I hear?
Surely he'll be drawing near.
With Rudolph's nose glowing,
And Pinnochio's growing
It's a Disney movie, I fear!

The lights are a-twinkling at home

JDCrayne
12-04-2006, 06:38 AM
The lights are a-twinkling at home,
But it's snowing from Skagway to Nome.

Pthom
12-04-2006, 11:10 AM
The lights are a-twinkling at home,
But it's snowing from Skagway to Nome.
While in Cincinnati

K1P1
12-04-2006, 04:21 PM
The lights are a-twinkling at home,
But it's snowing from Skagway to Nome.
While in Cincinnati
The sleet's got me scatty

threedogpeople
12-04-2006, 09:48 PM
The lights are a-twinkling at home,
But it's snowing from Skagway to Nome.
While in Cincinnati
The sleet's got me scatty.
Can anyone loan me their phone?

Can you erase being naughty, not nice?

JDCrayne
12-05-2006, 12:24 AM
Can you erase being naughty, not nice,
If you did it more times than just twice?

K1P1
12-05-2006, 12:28 AM
Can you erase being naughty, not nice,
If you did it more times than just twice?
Turn counterclockwise

JDCrayne
12-05-2006, 12:30 AM
Can you erase being naughty, not nice,
If you did it more times than just twice?
Turn counterclockwise
With your hands on your thighs,

K1P1
12-05-2006, 12:34 AM
Can you erase being naughty, not nice,
If you did it more times than just twice?
Turn counterclockwise
With your hands on your thighs,
And laugh maniacally thrice.

I've just jumped off of a cliff

JDCrayne
12-05-2006, 12:36 AM
I've just jumped off of a cliff.
No fanfare; not even a riff.

K1P1
12-05-2006, 12:44 AM
I've just jumped off of a cliff.
No fanfare; not even a riff.
I'm flying so free-
Now, what do I see?

JDCrayne
12-05-2006, 01:13 AM
I've just jumped off of a cliff.
No fanfare; not even a riff.
I'm flying so free-
Now, what do I see?
Two buzzards who're having a tiff!


I hit with a horrible splat!

K1P1
12-05-2006, 01:14 AM
I hit with a horrible splat!
Some yelled out, "What was that?"

Write_At_1st_Light
12-05-2006, 02:49 AM
I hit with a horrible splat!
Some yelled out, "What was that?"
And there on the poop deck,

K1P1
12-05-2006, 04:18 AM
I hit with a horrible splat!
Some yelled out, "What was that?"
And there on the poop deck,
A disgusting squished speck

Soccer Mom
12-05-2006, 06:56 AM
I hit with a horrible splat!
Some yelled out, "What was that?"
And there on the poop deck,
A disgusting squished speck
Oh my, that fat splat was a cat.

My cat is extremely fat

Write_At_1st_Light
12-05-2006, 08:44 AM
My cat is extremely fat,
via dining on slow-roasted rat.

K1P1
12-05-2006, 03:01 PM
My cat is extremely fat,
via dining on slow-roasted rat.
He can't lie on his stomach

Meaney
12-05-2006, 04:16 PM
My cat is extre-mely fat,
from dining on slow-roasted rat
He can't lie on his stomach
that sizeable hummock

K1P1
12-05-2006, 04:23 PM
My cat is extre-mely fat,
from dining on slow-roasted rat
He can't lie on his stomach.
That sizeable hummock
Squishes out to both sides when he's flat.

The tiger has stripes up and down

Meaney
12-05-2006, 04:29 PM
The tiger has stripes up and down
mostly orange and yellow and brown

K1P1
12-05-2006, 04:34 PM
The tiger has stripes up and down
mostly orange and yellow and brown
He lurks in the grass

Meaney
12-05-2006, 04:46 PM
The tiger has stripes up and down
mostly orange and yellow and brown
He lurks in the grass
so he can harass

K1P1
12-05-2006, 04:54 PM
The tiger has stripes up and down
mostly orange and yellow and brown
He lurks in the grass
so he can harass
All the folks who stroll by with a frown.

The moon sets mysteriously

threedogpeople
12-05-2006, 11:36 PM
The moon sets mysteriously
out by the wysteria, see,

Pthom
12-06-2006, 12:05 AM
The moon sets mysteriously
Out by the wysteria, see.
It used to go down

threedogpeople
12-06-2006, 12:39 AM
The moon sets mysteriously
Out by the wysteria, see.
It used to go down
but when you are around

Unique
12-06-2006, 01:54 AM
The moon sets mysteriously
Out by the wysteria, see.
It used to go down
but when you are around
it causes the **** thing to flee!


Our Spooky's a funny old ghost

JDCrayne
12-06-2006, 06:08 AM
Our Spooky's a funny old ghost,
Who's been living on mothballs and toast.

Becky Writes
12-06-2006, 06:13 AM
Our Spooky's a funny old ghost,
Who's been living on mothballs and toast.
He comes out to play

Unique
12-06-2006, 06:15 AM
Our Spooky's a funny old ghost,
Who's been living on mothballs and toast.
He comes out to play
almost every day

K1P1
12-06-2006, 07:23 AM
Our Spooky's a funny old ghost,
Who's been living on mothballs and toast.
He comes out to play
almost every day
'specially when there's Haggis to roast.

My daughter's out late once again.

JDCrayne
12-06-2006, 07:26 AM
My daughter's out late once again.
I'd rather not guess where she's been!

Pthom
12-06-2006, 11:38 AM
My daughter's out late once again.
I'd rather not guess where she's been!
Or where she might go

K1P1
12-06-2006, 03:55 PM
My daughter's out late once again.
I'd rather not guess where she's been!
Or where she might go
And it's started to snow!

Unique
12-06-2006, 04:06 PM
My daughter's out late once again.
I'd rather not guess where she's been!
Or where she might go
And it's started to snow!
I guess I'm an old mother hen.


The hotel detective was mad

K1P1
12-06-2006, 04:15 PM
The hotel detective was mad
The deskclerk was also a cad

Unique
12-07-2006, 03:18 AM
The hotel detective was mad
The deskclerk was also a cad
They bounded upstairs

K1P1
12-07-2006, 04:00 AM
The hotel detective was mad
The deskclerk was also a cad.
They bounded upstairs
with curses and glares

Pthom
12-07-2006, 06:08 AM
The hotel detective was mad
The deskclerk was also a cad.
They bounded upstairs
with curses and glares
And did something really quite bad!

I wish I had steak for my dinner.

K1P1
12-07-2006, 06:15 AM
I wish I had steak for my dinner.
But I'm supposed to be getting thinner.

Write_At_1st_Light
12-07-2006, 06:16 AM
I wish I had steak for my dinner.
But I'm supposed to be getting thinner.
So I'll "stake" some tomatoes,

limitedtimeauthor
12-07-2006, 06:25 AM
I wish I had a steak for my dinner
But I'm supposed to be getting thinner.
It's not out of reach!
Just try South Beach,
And everyone comes out a winner!

limitedtimeauthor
12-07-2006, 06:28 AM
Oh...so sorry. Missed the version currently in progress!

Let's see, the last line still could work.

I wish I had a steak for my dinner
But I'm supposed to be getting thinner
So I'll stake some tomatoes,
Forgo mashed potatoes
And finally feel like a winner.
<Or maybe not. Just for tonight I'll be a sinner!!!!!>

K1P1
12-07-2006, 06:30 AM
We need a new line to start off with.

limitedtimeauthor
12-07-2006, 06:37 AM
Oops. Thanks.

I wish I could get this article written

JDCrayne
12-07-2006, 07:08 AM
We need a new line to start off with,
Something sturdy and comic but lithe!

limitedtimeauthor
12-07-2006, 07:25 AM
I wish I could get this article written,
but by the AW bug I've been bitten
Too bad it doesn't pay

limitedtimeauthor
12-07-2006, 07:30 AM
I wish I could get this article written
but by the AW bug I been bitten
Too bad it doesn't pay
I'd make more in a day
Than in the whole year I been gittin'.

Something sturdy and comic but lithe,
That won't make real poets writhe...

Meaney
12-07-2006, 07:33 AM
limitedtimeauthor, this is getting a bit muddled.

The rules of this thread are that each person contributes a line, no more than one at a time, and the person who finishes the limerick with the fifth line has the privilege to begin the next limerick.

limitedtimeauthor
12-07-2006, 07:33 AM
Oh, Gosh. I'm so slow. JD was furnishing the second line! (Where's that forehead smackin' smiley?)

We need a new line to start off with
Something sturdy and comic but lithe
with pronunciation certain


(Back on track now? Sorry for the mudd. ;))

Meaney
12-07-2006, 07:42 AM
We need a new line to start off with
Something sturdy and comic but lithe
with pronunciation
articulation

[corrected for a limericky meter]

JDCrayne
12-07-2006, 07:49 AM
We need a new line to start off with
Something sturdy and comic but lithe
with pronunciation,
articulation,
And action that's prob'ly a myth!


A harrassed and busy young writer,

limitedtimeauthor
12-07-2006, 08:07 AM
A harASSED and BUSy young WRIter
Had a NICE cold BEVrage beSIDE her

JDCrayne
12-07-2006, 08:18 AM
A harASSED and BUSy young WRIter
Had a NICE cold BEVrage beSIDE her.
With remarkable ease,

limitedtimeauthor
12-07-2006, 08:29 AM
A harassed and busy young writer
Had a nice cold bev'rage beside her
With remarkable ease
She just jacked up her fees

Pthom
12-07-2006, 12:37 PM
A harassed and busy young writer
Had a nice cold bev'rage beside her
With remarkable ease
She just jacked up her fees,
Said, I'm so glad this whiskey's not cider!

Oh! The spam and the pop-ups are awful!

K1P1
12-07-2006, 02:44 PM
Oh! The spam and the pop-ups are awful!
And my ad-catcher's gathered a pawful.

Unique
12-07-2006, 03:53 PM
Oh! The spam and the pop-ups are awful!
And my ad-catcher's gathered a pawful.
But what do I do?

K1P1
12-07-2006, 03:56 PM
Oh! The spam and the pop-ups are awful!
And my ad-catcher's gathered a pawful.
But what do I do?
I get into a stew

Unique
12-07-2006, 10:14 PM
Oh! The spam and the pop-ups are awful!
And my ad-catcher's gathered a pawful.
But what do I do?
I get into a stew
and then I end up with a bra full.


The old man was a failed gigolo

MarkButler
12-07-2006, 10:24 PM
The old man was a failed gigolo
His instrument of choice was the Piccolo

K1P1
12-07-2006, 10:58 PM
The old man was a failed gigolo
His instrument of choice was the Piccolo
He tootled a song

Unique
12-08-2006, 01:19 AM
The old man was a failed gigolo
His instrument of choice was the Piccolo
He tootled a song
while schlepping his schlong

MidnightMuse
12-08-2006, 02:08 AM
The old man was a failed gigolo
His instrument of choice was the Piccolo
He tootled a song
while schlepping his schlong
Lamenting his aged libido.


My tongue got all twisted today.

JDCrayne
12-08-2006, 06:40 AM
My tongue got all twisted today,
When I invited a friend out to play.

Pthom
12-08-2006, 10:55 PM
My tongue got all twisted today,
When I invited a friend out to play.
It just could have been

MajorDrums
12-08-2006, 10:59 PM
My tongue got all twisted today,
When I invited a friend out to play.
It just could have been
That I wanted to sing