Fast Eddie's statistical text says
It's uncouth to make love in a fez
Fastidious abstinence
from sex prevents accidents
As does gobbling the Pill like it's Pez.
A thought wandered into my mind
"Why is knowledge of God so enshrined?"
We don't know it all
There's no hotline to call and the game's rules remain undefined.
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who got a new poster. She stuck it
on the bow of her dinghy
Whose red paint looked quite zingy
But it leaked; she'll not sail in that bucket!
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