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I promise you, no more last lines
Said poet Solatium Heinz
 

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I promise you, no more last lines
Said poet Solatium Heinz
I'll just leave that to you-all
 

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I promise you, no more last lines
Said poet Solatium Heinz
I'll just leave that to you-all
and proclaim the renewal
 

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I promise you, no more last lines
Said poet Solatium Heinz
I'll just leave that to you-all
and proclaim the renewal
of hive thinking in humankind.


Fast Eddie's statistical text says
 

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Fast Eddie's statistical text says
It's uncouth to make love in a fez
 

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Fast Eddie's statistical text says
It's uncouth to make love in a fez
Fastidious abstinence
from sex prevents accidents
As does gobbling the Pill like it's Pez.


Everything that I thought I once knew
 

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Everything that I thought I once knew
Evaporated like the morning dew
 

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Everything I thought I once knew
Evaporated like morning dew
And I saw with fresh eyes
That, to be truly wise,
 

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Everything I thought I once knew
Evaporated like morning dew
And I saw with fresh eyes
That, to be truly wise,
The 'knowledge' of God I'd pursue.


A thought wandered into my mind
 

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hmm...

A thought wandered into my mind
"Why is knowledge of God so enshrined?"
We don't know it all
 

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A thought wandered into my mind
"Why is knowledge of God so enshrined?"
We don't know it all
There's no hotline to call
 
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A thought wandered into my mind
"Why is knowledge of God so enshrined?"
We don't know it all
There's no hotline to call

and the game's rules remain undefined.

But to you this conundrum I put:
 

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But to you this conundrum I put:
Is danger ahead or afoot?
 

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But to you this conundrum I put:[/font]
Is danger ahead or afoot?
Without common sense...
Within? violence!
 

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But to you this conundrum I put:
Is danger ahead or afoot?
Without common sense...
Within? violence!
Withal, nevertheless, understood.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
 

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There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who got a new poster. She stuck it
 

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There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who got a new poster. She stuck it
on the bow of her dinghy
 

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There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who got a new poster. She stuck it
on the bow of her dinghy
Whose red paint looked quite zingy
 

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There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who got a new poster. She stuck it
on the bow of her dinghy
Whose red paint looked quite zingy
But it leaked; she'll not sail in that bucket!

This rhyme isn't written in French
 
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