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K1P1
09-07-2006, 03:04 PM
I can't get my kid to eat spinach
He says it makes his skin itch
It sticks in his teeth

Serena Casey
09-07-2006, 05:09 PM
I can't get my kid to eat spinach
He says it makes his skin itch
It sticks in his teeth
On top and beneath

K1P1
09-07-2006, 07:06 PM
I can't get my kid to eat spinach
He says it makes his skin itch
It sticks in his teeth
On top and beneath
And his braces make it a twin b*tch

My computer cables are snarled

Serena Casey
09-08-2006, 02:09 AM
My computer cables are snarled
And my boss and I quarreled

K1P1
09-08-2006, 04:12 AM
My computer cables are snarled
And my boss and I quarreled
The inkjet is dry
Expense is sky high

Serena Casey
09-08-2006, 06:13 AM
My computer cables are snarled
And my boss and I quarreled
The inkjet is dry
Expense is sky high
This is the worst job in the world

(Sorry, iffy rhyme, even worse meter) :Shrug:

I hope for a bright sunny morning

BottomlessCup
09-08-2006, 06:19 AM
I hope for a bright sunny morning
but so far the day ain't conforming

Unique
09-08-2006, 06:42 AM
I hope for a bright sunny morning
but so far the day ain't conforming
it's foggy and grey

Serena Casey
09-08-2006, 07:13 AM
I hope for a bright sunny morning
but so far the day ain't conforming
it's foggy and grey
And too cold to play

K1P1
09-08-2006, 06:15 PM
I hope for a bright sunny morning
but so far the day ain't conforming
it's foggy and grey
And too cold to play
I'm afraid that it's gonna start storming

Oh hurricane winds are the worst

Pthom
09-09-2006, 12:02 AM
Oh hurricane winds are the worst
They play havoc with stuffing my wurst.

BottomlessCup
09-09-2006, 06:04 AM
Oh hurricane winds are the worst
They play havoc with stuffing my wurst.
Sausage plus weather

K1P1
09-09-2006, 06:06 AM
Oh hurricane winds are the worst
They play havoc with stuffing my wurst.
Sausage plus weather
Glad I wear leather

BottomlessCup
09-09-2006, 07:18 AM
Oh hurricane winds are the worst
They play havoc with stuffing my wurst.
Sausage plus weather
Glad I wear leather
Vinyl casings have been known to burst.


If tonight is the end of the world

K1P1
09-09-2006, 03:46 PM
If tonight is the end of the world
By fate eschatologically hurled

Godfather
09-09-2006, 04:38 PM
If tonight is the end of the world
By fate eschatologically hurled,
i will kill lots of folk
and call it a joke

K1P1
09-09-2006, 05:09 PM
If tonight is the end of the world
By fate eschatologically hurled,
i will kill lots of folk
and call it a joke
And end my day fetally curled.

The poets were all talking shop

Unique
09-09-2006, 05:29 PM
The poets were all talking shop
on how to avoid writing slop

K1P1
09-09-2006, 06:12 PM
The poets were all talking shop
on how to avoid writing slop,
procrastination

K1P1
09-10-2006, 06:41 AM
The poets were all talking shop
on how to avoid writing slop,
procrastination
caused devastation

Unique
09-10-2006, 04:30 PM
The poets were all talking shop
on how to avoid writing slop,
procrastination
caused devastation
and the slam turned into a flop.


The lights twinkle brightly at night

K1P1
09-10-2006, 04:58 PM
The lights twinkle brightly at night
Every one a gem of delight

Unique
09-10-2006, 06:04 PM
The lights twinkle brightly at night
Every one a gem of delight
and the rockets red glare

civilian chic
09-10-2006, 09:21 PM
the lights twinkle brightly at night
Everyone a gem of delight
and the rocket's red glare
makes me not even care

K1P1
09-10-2006, 09:28 PM
the lights twinkle brightly at night
Every one a gem of delight
and the rocket's red glare
makes me not even care
Though my pulse rate perks up at the sight.

CC - do you want to give us a line to get started?

Unique
09-10-2006, 10:27 PM
CC left without a first line

K1P1
09-10-2006, 10:28 PM
Unique, why don't you start one? I've done more than my share lately.

Unique
09-10-2006, 10:43 PM
CC left without a first line

CC left without a first line
but poets won't stop with a whine

Serena Casey
09-11-2006, 01:08 AM
CC left without a first line
but poets won't stop with a whine
We'll cry and we'll moan

K1P1
09-11-2006, 03:31 AM
CC left without a first line
but poets won't stop with a whine
We'll cry and we'll moan
We'll ring on the phone

Unique
09-11-2006, 05:12 AM
CC left without a first line
but poets won't stop with a whine
We'll cry and we'll moan
We'll ring on the phone
and if you don't like it, then fine!


We're taking next Saturday off

Serena Casey
09-11-2006, 05:53 AM
We're taking next Saturday off
Whatever you do, please don't scoff

K1P1
09-11-2006, 03:11 PM
We're taking next Saturday off
Whatever you do, please don't scoff
We'll lie late in bed

PattiTheWicked
09-11-2006, 03:55 PM
We're taking next Saturday off
Whatever you do, please don't scoff
We'll lie late in bed
And sleep like the dead

MidnightMuse
09-11-2006, 09:08 PM
We're taking next Saturay off
Whatever you do, please don't scoff
We'll lie late in bed
And sleep like the dead
Then wake with that horrid smoker's cough.


I'm making a serial killer.

K1P1
09-11-2006, 09:29 PM
I'm making a serial killer.
He's sitting just now at the tiller

Kate Thornton
09-11-2006, 09:34 PM
I'm making a serial killer.
He's sitting just now at the tiller
with a hat and a pipe

MidnightMuse
09-11-2006, 09:48 PM
I'm making a serial killer.
He's sitting just now at the tiller
with a hate and a pipe
and a pack of Steri-wipes.

BottomlessCup
09-12-2006, 12:04 AM
I'm making a serial killer.
He's sitting just now at the tiller
with a hate and a pipe
and a pack of Steri-wipes,
all I need now is some filler.


I pulled on a thread of my sweater

Serena Casey
09-12-2006, 01:49 AM
I pulled on a thread of my sweater
That sure didn't make it look better

PattiTheWicked
09-12-2006, 05:20 AM
I pulled on a thread of my sweater
That sure didn't make it look better
Once unravelling starts,

BottomlessCup
09-12-2006, 05:21 AM
I pulled on a thread of my sweater
That sure didn't make it look better
Once unravelling starts,
I'll be breaking hearts

Serena Casey
09-12-2006, 05:31 AM
I pulled on a thread of my sweater
That sure didn't make it look better
Once unravelling starts,
I'll be breaking hearts
And as red as an Irish setter

The pelican said to the stork

BottomlessCup
09-12-2006, 06:52 AM
The pelican said to the stork
I'm not sure this plan's going to work

K1P1
09-12-2006, 07:27 AM
The pelican said to the stork
I'm not sure this plan's going to work
If I scoop up that water

Unique
09-12-2006, 07:28 AM
The pelican said to the stork
I'm not sure this plan's going to work
If I scoop up that water
I'll be dropping their daughter

K1P1
09-12-2006, 07:31 AM
The pelican said to the stork
I'm not sure this plan's going to work
If I scoop up that water
I'll be dropping their daughter
And she won't like being stuck with a fork.

I'm in love with an old sofa cushion.

BottomlessCup
09-12-2006, 07:34 AM
I'm in love with an old sofa cushion.
It's utterly perfect for mushin'

Unique
09-12-2006, 07:34 AM
I'm in love with an old sofa cushion.
It's utterly perfect for mushin'
It's soft and it's furry

K1P1
09-12-2006, 07:37 AM
I'm in love with an old sofa cushion.
It's utterly perfect for mushin'
It's soft and it's furry
A great place to eat curry

Meaney
09-12-2006, 04:45 PM
I'm in love with an old sofa cushion.
It's utterly perfect for mushin'
It's soft and it's furry
A great place to eat curry
And best of all: puttin' my tush in.

The crazy Malaysian Prime Minister

Unique
09-12-2006, 05:01 PM
The crazy Malaysian Prime Minister
was up to his tricks, oh so sinister

K1P1
09-12-2006, 06:42 PM
The crazy Malaysian Prime Minister
was up to his tricks, oh so sinister
He cornered the market

PattiTheWicked
09-12-2006, 09:57 PM
The crazy Malaysian Prime Minister
was up to his tricks, oh so sinister
He cornered the market
Bu then said, "Oh, fark it!"

civilian chic
09-13-2006, 01:23 AM
The crazy Malaysian Prime Minister
Was up to his tricks, oh so sinister
He cornered the market
But said "Oh, fark it,
"Hey, Kim Jong Il, you got a sister...?"

(Sorry for the horrible slant rhyme!)

My fish tank has never been cleaned

Serena Casey
09-13-2006, 01:59 AM
My fish tank has never been cleaned
Though I vacuum and dust like a fiend.

MidnightMuse
09-13-2006, 02:24 AM
My fish tank has never been cleaned
Though I vacuum and dust like a fiend.
Them fishies keep a'poopin'.

K1P1
09-13-2006, 05:38 AM
My fish tank has never been cleaned
Though I vacuum and dust like a fiend.
Them fishies keep a'poopin'.
The pond weed is droopin'.

Serena Casey
09-13-2006, 05:48 AM
My fish tank has never been cleaned
Though I vacuum and dust like a fiend.
Them fishies keep a'poopin'.
The pond weed is droopin'.
And the fish all need to be preened.

I have a Roget's Thesaurus

BottomlessCup
09-13-2006, 05:53 AM
I have a Roget's Thesaurus
My readers kept saying "You bore us."

Unique
09-13-2006, 05:54 AM
I have a Roget's Thesaurus
My readers kept saying "You bore us."
They wanted some words

MidnightMuse
09-13-2006, 06:32 AM
I have a Roget's Thesarus
My readers kept saying "You bore us."
They wanted some words,
Not these same dusty turds.

Unique
09-13-2006, 06:37 AM
I have a Roget's Thesarus
My readers kept saying "You bore us."
They wanted some words,
Not these same dusty turds
And that was the end for old Horace.


The bird was a twittering wren

Haggis
09-13-2006, 06:44 AM
The bird was a twittering wren
When she noticed that old tomcat, Ben.

BottomlessCup
09-13-2006, 06:48 AM
The bird was a twittering wren
When she noticed that old tomcat, Ben.
Ben was too slow

Unique
09-13-2006, 06:57 AM
The bird was a twittering wren
When she noticed that old tomcat, Ben.
Ben was too slow
To strike from below

K1P1
09-16-2006, 12:33 AM
The bird was a twittering wren
When she noticed that old tomcat, Ben.
Ben was too slow
To strike from below
So he jumped from the top of the pen.

The rug has a big nasty spot.

PattiTheWicked
09-16-2006, 12:58 AM
The rug has a big nasty spot.
I've tried to clean it a lot.

K1P1
09-16-2006, 12:59 AM
The rug has a big nasty spot.
I've tried to clean it a lot.
It's getting threadbare

Kate Thornton
09-16-2006, 01:01 AM
The rug has a big nasty spot.
I've tried to clean it a lot.
It's getting threadbare
The longer I stare

Unique
09-16-2006, 01:49 AM
The rug has a big nasty spot.
I've tried to clean it a lot.
It's getting threadbare
The longer I stare
but cleaning up dog doo, I'm not.


The plumber went out for a ride

MidnightMuse
09-16-2006, 01:50 AM
The plumber went out for a ride
'cause his wife was huntin' his hide!

Serena Casey
09-16-2006, 02:13 AM
The plumber went out for a ride
'cause his wife was huntin' his hide!
She looked high and low

Unique
09-16-2006, 04:30 PM
The plumber went out for a ride
'cause his wife was huntin' his hide!
She looked high and low
and what do you know

K1P1
09-17-2006, 06:25 AM
The plumber went out for a ride
'cause his wife was huntin' his hide!
She looked high and low
and what do you know
She found him breaded and fried!

It's a horrible day for a bride.

Unique
09-17-2006, 06:34 AM
It's a horrible day for a bride.
It's rainy and windy outside

K1P1
09-17-2006, 06:44 AM
It's a horrible day for a bride.
It's rainy and windy outside
The men will wear kilts

Serena Casey
09-17-2006, 07:55 AM
It's a horrible day for a bride.
It's rainy and windy outside
The men will wear kilts
While walking on stilts

Unique
09-17-2006, 04:49 PM
It's a horrible day for a bride.
It's rainy and windy outside
The men will wear kilts
While walking on stilts
And the bridesmaids are trying to hide.


A frolicking Nubian goat

Serena Casey
09-18-2006, 04:44 AM
A frolicking Nubian goat
Discovered a frog in his throat

PattiTheWicked
09-18-2006, 07:32 AM
A frolicking Nubian goat
Discovered a frog in his throat
He went for a drink

Serena Casey
09-18-2006, 07:45 AM
A frolicking Nubian goat
Discovered a frog in his throat
He went for a drink
The frog raised a stink

Unique
09-19-2006, 12:11 AM
A frolicking Nubian goat
Discovered a frog in his throat
He went for a drink
The frog raised a stink
So the goat spit him back in the moat.


While racing when close to the edge

MidnightMuse
09-19-2006, 01:07 AM
While racing when close to the edge
It's best to have prayers you can pledge.

Unique
09-19-2006, 11:15 PM
While racing when close to the edge
It's best to have prayers you can pledge.
In case you should fall

MidnightMuse
09-19-2006, 11:25 PM
While racing when close to the edge
It's best to have prayers you can pledge.
In case you should fall,
Or smack into the wall.

Serena Casey
09-20-2006, 04:55 AM
While racing when close to the edge
It's best to have prayers you can pledge.
In case you should fall,
Or smack into the wall.
At least you won't trip off the ledge.

I have a long car ride tomorrow

K1P1
09-20-2006, 03:30 PM
I have a long car ride tomorrow
A friend has some tapes I can borrow

PattiTheWicked
09-20-2006, 03:57 PM
I have a long car ride tomorrow
A friend has some tapes I can borrow
I'll hit Route 66

Unique
09-20-2006, 05:03 PM
I have a long car ride tomorrow
A friend has some tapes I can borrow
I'll hit Route 66
pick up some chicks

K1P1
09-21-2006, 03:06 PM
I have a long car ride tomorrow
A friend has some tapes I can borrow
I'll hit Route 66
pick up some chicks
Probably much to their sorrow!

The mice they run wild in my basement

threedogpeople
09-21-2006, 09:02 PM
The mice they run wild in my basement
the open the windows, the casements,

K1P1
09-21-2006, 09:15 PM
The mice they run wild in my basement.
They open the windows, the casements.
They whirl through the drains
and leave nasty stains

MidnightMuse
09-21-2006, 11:01 PM
The mice they run wild in my basement.
They open the windows, the casements.
They whirl through the drains
and leave nasty stains.
Aw crap! So that's where My Space went!

In my shoulder, there lives a greak kink.

K1P1
09-22-2006, 04:01 AM
In my shoulder, there lives a greak kink.
I threw it out cleaning the sink.

Unique
09-22-2006, 03:50 PM
In my shoulder, there lives a greak kink.
I threw it out cleaning the sink.
I suffer the pain

MidnightMuse
09-22-2006, 06:54 PM
In my shoulder, there lives a great kink.
I threw it out cleaning the sink.
I suffer the pain,
Hope aspirin, to gain.

Unique
09-23-2006, 12:54 AM
In my shoulder, there lives a great kink.
I threw it out cleaning the sink.
I suffer the pain,
Hope aspirin, to gain.
And soon I'll be back in the pink. (ew)

There is an old duffer up stream

Serena Casey
09-24-2006, 06:01 AM
There is an old duffer up stream
Who has this fantastical dream

dobiwon
09-25-2006, 05:44 AM
There is an old duffer up stream
Who has this fantastical dream
Eighteen holes in one

threedogpeople
09-25-2006, 04:22 PM
There is an old duffer up stream
Who has this fantastical dream
Eighteen holes in one
'cause it's never been done

K1P1
09-26-2006, 04:33 AM
There is an old duffer up stream
Who has this fantastical dream
Eighteen holes in one
'cause it's never been done
A superlative vision, supreme.

He's digging to China with a spoon

Unique
09-26-2006, 04:34 AM
He's digging to China with a spoon
What's he doing the crazy old loon?

Cath
09-26-2006, 04:35 AM
He's digging to China with a spoon
What's he doing the crazy old loon?
Seems he doesn't know

clockwork
09-26-2006, 04:36 AM
He's digging to China with a spoon
What's he doing the crazy old loon?
Seems he doesn't know
The quickest way to go

MidnightMuse
09-26-2006, 04:37 AM
pphhfftt

clockwork
09-26-2006, 04:39 AM
Gah! Sorry. Quick-draw cat hot on my heels.

Cath
09-26-2006, 04:40 AM
He's digging to China with a spoon
What's he doing the crazy old loon?
Seems he doesn't know
The deeper you go
The further you get from the moon.

He's digging to China with a spoon
What's he doing the crazy old look?
Seems he doesn't know
The quickest way to go
Is to fly on the back of a goon



When it comes to old William Shatner

K1P1
09-26-2006, 05:05 AM
When it comes to old William Shatner
You've got to use booze as a fattener

Serena Casey
09-26-2006, 05:32 AM
When it comes to old William Shatner
You've got to use booze as a fattener
His uniform's tight

Cath
09-26-2006, 05:33 AM
When it comes to old William Shatner
You've got to use booze as a fattener
His uniform's tight
And it's a real fight

K1P1
09-26-2006, 05:39 AM
When it comes to old William Shatner
You've got to use booze as a fattener
His uniform's tight
And it's a real fight
Even using a girdle as battener.

I love to eat pizza with lettuce

K1P1
09-27-2006, 01:28 AM
I love to eat pizza with lettuce
It's better than the slop the school fed us

Unique
09-27-2006, 01:35 AM
I love to eat pizza with lettuce
It's better than the slop the school fed us
It tastes great with gin

K1P1
09-27-2006, 01:59 AM
I love to eat pizza with lettuce
It's better than the slop the school fed us
It tastes great with gin
From the old discount bin

Kate Thornton
09-27-2006, 02:45 AM
I love to eat pizza with lettuce
It's better than the slop the school fed us
It tastes great with gin
From the old discount bin
And we'll drink it as fast as they let us!

The evening's a total disaster

MidnightMuse
09-27-2006, 02:55 AM
The evening's a total disaster.
Even Twister I simply can't master.

K1P1
09-27-2006, 02:57 AM
The evening's a total disaster.
Even Twister I simply can't master.
I stretch and I squirm

clockwork
09-27-2006, 03:19 AM
The evening's a total disaster.
Even Twister I simply can't master.
I stretch and I squirm
(Why don't I learn?)

K1P1
09-27-2006, 03:25 AM
The evening's a total disaster.
Even Twister I simply can't master.
I stretch and I squirm
(Why don't I learn?)
Writing poems will get me girls faster

The lazy dog lies in the road

clockwork
09-27-2006, 03:34 AM
The lazy dog lies in the road
Making the semi shed its load

K1P1
09-27-2006, 03:58 AM
The lazy dog lies in the road
Making the semi shed its load
It swerves to one side
And the doors open wide

Cath
09-27-2006, 04:17 AM
The lazy dog lies in the road
Making the semi shed its load
It swerves to one side
And the doors open wide
Exposing two cats and a toad.


When walking down Manchester Quay

threedogpeople
09-27-2006, 04:26 AM
When walking down Manchester Quay,
a duck in a tux, I did see.

clockwork
09-27-2006, 04:28 AM
When walking down Manchester Quay,
a duck in a tux, I did see.
On the quay he quite quacked

threedogpeople
09-27-2006, 04:31 AM
When walking down Manchester Quay,
a duck in a tux, I did see.
On the quay he quite quacked
a full aria, the hack,

K1P1
09-27-2006, 04:43 AM
When walking down Manchester Quay,
a duck in a tux, I did see.
On the quay he quite quacked
a full aria, the hack,
Then flung himself into the sea.

The marchioness spotted a shrike

Unique
09-27-2006, 02:14 PM
The marchioness spotted a shrike
while cruising along on her bike

K1P1
09-27-2006, 03:15 PM
The marchioness spotted a shrike
while cruising along on her bike
Oh deah, what is that?

Cath
09-27-2006, 03:43 PM
The marchioness spotted a shrike
while cruising along on her bike
Oh deah, what is that?
She said (as her hat

Kate Thornton
09-27-2006, 06:09 PM
The marchioness spotted a shrike
while cruising along on her bike
Oh deah, what is that?
She said (as her hat
got caught on a fast-passing spike)

A mockingbird started to twitter

K1P1
09-27-2006, 10:36 PM
A mockingbird started to twitter
at cinnamon on apple fritter

Kate Thornton
09-28-2006, 12:03 AM
A mockingbird started to twitter
at cinnamon on apple fritter
But no sugar appeared

Melina
09-28-2006, 12:19 AM
A mockingbird started to twitter
at cinnamon on apple fritter
But no sugar appeared--
Which made it taste weird

K1P1
09-28-2006, 12:33 AM
A mockingbird started to twitter
at cinnamon on apple fritter
But no sugar appeared--
Which made it taste weird
Tart and surprisingly bitter.

I think someone else should start it

Unique
09-28-2006, 02:07 AM
I think someone else should start it
the last time I tried it just farted.

K1P1
09-28-2006, 03:03 AM
I think someone else should start it
the last time I tried it just farted.
With slimeball rhymes

MidnightMuse
09-28-2006, 03:37 AM
I think someone else should start it
the last time I tried it just farted.
With slimeball rhymes
that weren't worth dimes.

K1P1
09-28-2006, 07:16 AM
I think someone else should start it
the last time I tried it just farted.
With slimeball rhymes
that weren't worth dimes.
I sat and I cried,

Unique
09-28-2006, 03:18 PM
I think someone else should start it
the last time I tried it just farted.
With slimeball rhymes
that weren't worth dimes.
I sat and I cried,
you thought that it died
but really! I told you it farted!


A yak jumped his pen at the zoo

K1P1
09-28-2006, 04:07 PM
A yak jumped his pen at the zoo
"They never clean up all the poo!"

Serena Casey
09-28-2006, 06:00 PM
I think someone else should start it
the last time I tried it just farted.
With slimeball rhymes
that weren't worth dimes.
I sat and I cried,
you thought that it died
but really! I told you it farted!
What's this? A mutant limerick? :D

K1P1
09-28-2006, 06:03 PM
I think someone else should start it
the last time I tried it just farted.
With slimeball rhymes
that weren't worth dimes.
I sat and I cried,
you thought that it died
but really! I told you it farted!

I was trying to get someone else to finish it and start a new one, so left the fifth line short, expecting someone to add the obvious last words, "broken hearted," but Unique went a bit further...

clockwork
09-28-2006, 06:05 PM
A yak jumped his pen at the zoo
"They never clean up all the poo!"
He ran to the park

Unique
09-28-2006, 08:40 PM
A yak jumped his pen at the zoo
"They never clean up all the poo!"
He ran to the park
and boarded an ark

K1P1
09-28-2006, 09:01 PM
A yak jumped his pen at the zoo
"They never clean up all the poo!"
He ran to the park
and boarded an ark
Then asked, "Can my girlfriend come too?"

The boardwalk climbed up to the sky

Jabs
09-29-2006, 12:18 PM
The boardwalk climbed up to the sky
At the top was that guy, Bill Nye

K1P1
09-29-2006, 04:32 PM
The boardwalk climbed up to the sky
At the top was that guy, Bill Nye
Ready to throw
A TV down below

K1P1
09-30-2006, 06:27 AM
The boardwalk climbed up to the sky
At the top was that guy, Bill Nye
Ready to throw
A TV down below
But his camera man was too shy.

This thread has been dead long enough.

Unique
09-30-2006, 02:57 PM
This thread has been dead long enough
but making a rhyme's really tough

clockwork
09-30-2006, 04:48 PM
This thread has been dead long enough
but making a rhyme's really tough
The thread's not to blame

K1P1
09-30-2006, 06:56 PM
This thread has been dead long enough
but making a rhyme's really tough
The thread's not to blame
It shouldn't feel shame

K1P1
10-02-2006, 05:03 PM
This thread has been dead long enough
but making a rhyme's really tough
The thread's not to blame
It shouldn't feel shame
Let's exercise to make it real buff.

O where are the limericks of yore?

Serena Casey
10-02-2006, 06:20 PM
O where are the limericks of yore?
The ones that weren't such a bore?



Disclaimer: I don't actually think they're boring.

K1P1
10-02-2006, 06:31 PM
O where are the limericks of yore?
The ones that weren't such a bore?
So quaint and so witty
It is such a pity

Serena Casey
10-02-2006, 09:22 PM
O where are the limericks of yore?
The ones that weren't such a bore?
So quaint and so witty
It is such a pity
We don't see those gems anymore.

The weekend is over already

MidnightMuse
10-02-2006, 09:23 PM
The weekend is over already.
Ah those days, so thick and so heady.

Kate Thornton
10-02-2006, 09:30 PM
The weekend is over already.
Ah those days, so thick and so heady.
But it's always too short

K1P1
10-02-2006, 09:38 PM
The weekend is over already.
Ah those days, so thick and so heady.
But it's always too short
And I'm heard to retort

Kate Thornton
10-02-2006, 09:55 PM
The weekend is over already.
Ah those days, so thick and so heady.
But it's always too short
And I'm heard to retort
For another two days I am ready!

The coins clinked into a basket

K1P1
10-03-2006, 04:55 AM
The coins clinked into a basket
He was on his way to Nantasket

K1P1
10-04-2006, 12:00 AM
The coins clinked into a basket
He was on his way to Nantasket
The weather was cold

NickDangr
10-04-2006, 12:15 AM
The coins clinked into a basket
He was on his way to Nantasket
The weather was cold
His jacket was old

Kate Thornton
10-04-2006, 01:20 AM
The coins clinked into a basket
He was on his way to Nantasket
The weather was cold
His jacket was old
And his Volkswagen felt like a casket

Her imperious look left him cold

K1P1
10-04-2006, 01:36 AM
Her imperious look left him cold
He felt ugly, a little too old.

Kate Thornton
10-04-2006, 01:43 AM
Her imperious look left him cold
He felt ugly, a little too old.
But his Saville Row suit

Melina
10-04-2006, 02:03 AM
Her imperious look left him cold
He felt ugly, a little too old.
But his Saville Row suit
And his big wad of loot

K1P1
10-04-2006, 02:33 AM
Her imperious look left him cold
He felt ugly, a little too old.
But his Saville Row suit
And his big wad of loot
Made him finish right there in the gold.

The chicken would never have crossed

Kate Thornton
10-04-2006, 05:46 PM
The chicken would never have crossed
If the egg had not gotten lost

MidnightMuse
10-04-2006, 07:31 PM
The chicken would never have crossed
If the egg had not gotten lost.
Was the rooster at fault?

Kate Thornton
10-04-2006, 10:28 PM
The chicken would never have crossed
If the egg had not gotten lost.
Was the rooster at fault?
Did he use too much salt?

threedogpeople
10-05-2006, 11:28 PM
The chicken would never have crossed
If the egg had not gotten lost.
Was the rooster at fault?
Did he use too much salt?
'Cause the egg he immdiately tossed.

I think I might have the flu,

MidnightMuse
10-05-2006, 11:31 PM
I think I might have the flu,
Chocolate pancakes - I'm gonna spew.

threedogpeople
10-06-2006, 12:00 AM
I think I might have the flu,
Chocolate pancakes - I'm gonna spew.
my fever is rising

Serena Casey
10-06-2006, 01:24 AM
I think I might have the flu,
Chocolate pancakes - I'm gonna spew.
my fever is rising
Which isn't surprising

threedogpeople
10-08-2006, 02:22 AM
I think I might have the flu,
Chocolate pancakes - I'm gonna spew.
my fever is rising
Which isn't surprising
Do I need one asprin or two?

Thanksgiving is Monday, you see

K1P1
10-08-2006, 05:28 AM
Thanksgiving is Monday, you see,
But those to the south don't agree!

BottomlessCup
10-08-2006, 08:46 AM
Thanksgiving is Monday, you see,
But those to the south don't agree!
The equator flips

JDCrayne
10-08-2006, 09:55 AM
Thanksgiving is Monday, you see,
But those to the south don't agree!
The equator flips
And rotates the ships

K1P1
10-09-2006, 04:07 AM
Thanksgiving is Monday, you see,
But those to the south don't agree!
The equator flips
And rotates the ships
And roast turkey falls into the sea!

I'll wager a hat 'gainst a crown

Cath
10-09-2006, 04:28 AM
I wager a hat 'gainst a crown
he's wearing little more than a frown

K1P1
10-09-2006, 05:10 AM
I wager a hat 'gainst a crown
he's wearing little more than a frown
The emperor he ain't

JDCrayne
10-09-2006, 05:27 AM
I wager a hat 'gainst a crown
he's wearing little more than a frown
The emperor he ain't,
Not even a saint!

Unique
10-09-2006, 05:29 AM
I wager a hat 'gainst a crown
he's wearing little more than a frown
The emperor he ain't,
Not even a saint!
But his feet are fit for a clown.

The party took off for the beach

Cath
10-09-2006, 05:30 AM
The party took off for the beach
In a car shaped oddly like a peach

JDCrayne
10-09-2006, 09:35 AM
The party took off for the beach
In a car shaped oddly like a peach
The tires were prunes,

Serena Casey
10-09-2006, 09:52 PM
The party took off for the beach
In a car shaped oddly like a peach
The tires were prunes,
Skimming over the dunes

Kate Thornton
10-09-2006, 10:02 PM
The party took off for the beach
In a car shaped oddly like a peach
The tires were prunes,
Skimming over the dunes
And halted at last with a screech

MidnightMuse
10-09-2006, 11:30 PM
Another limerick got left in the lurch.

Kate Thornton
10-10-2006, 12:02 AM
Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch

Unique
10-10-2006, 12:15 AM
Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch
It's silly and fun

JDCrayne
10-10-2006, 12:20 AM
Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch
It's silly and fun,
Less harm than a gun,

Haggis
10-10-2006, 12:21 AM
Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch
It's silly and fun
But it's better than none

Unique
10-10-2006, 06:19 AM
Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch
It's silly and fun,
Less harm than a gun,
And I like to read it in church.

Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch
It's silly and fun
But it's better than none
But please don't read it in church!


Don't make me do two, oh my brain!

Pthom
10-11-2006, 10:46 AM
Don't make me do two, oh my brain!
All these rules! Oh, my God, what a pain!

poetinahat
10-11-2006, 11:06 AM
Don't make me do two, oh my brain!
All these rules! Oh, my God, what a pain!
Do syllables matter?

K1P1
10-11-2006, 04:00 PM
Don't make me do two, oh my brain!
All these rules! Oh, my God, what a pain!
Do syllables matter?
They clash with a clatter!

Unique
10-11-2006, 06:26 PM
Don't make me do two, oh my brain!
All these rules! Oh, my God, what a pain!
Do syllables matter?
They clash with a clatter!
All this thinking, it makes me insane!


The ogre had stopped for a bite -

MidnightMuse
10-11-2006, 06:41 PM
The ogre had stopped for a bite -
When the Great Pumpkin gave him a fright!

K1P1
10-11-2006, 07:01 PM
The ogre had stopped for a bite -
When the Great Pumpkin gave him a fright!
Indigestion I fear

Pthom
10-12-2006, 04:42 AM
The ogre had stopped for a bite -
When the Great Pumpkin gave him a fright!
Indigestion I fear
Will put hair on my rear

Cath
10-12-2006, 04:45 AM
The ogre had stopped for a bite -
When the Great Pumpkin gave him a fright!
Indigestion I fear
Will put hair on my rear
And that simply would not be right



When did ogres and gnolls disappear

K1P1
10-12-2006, 04:49 AM
When did ogres and gnolls disappear
Then All Hallows is practically here

JDCrayne
10-12-2006, 04:51 AM
When did ogres and gnolls disappear
Then All Hallows is practically here.
The sound of a screech,

K1P1
10-12-2006, 05:10 AM
When did ogres and gnolls disappear
Then All Hallows is practically here.
The sound of a screech,
The squelch of old peach

K1P1
10-16-2006, 05:56 PM
When did ogres and gnolls disappear
Then All Hallows is practically here.
The sound of a screech,
The squelch of old peach
As you step and fall on your rear.

There once was a girl from New Orleans.

Unique
10-16-2006, 08:20 PM
There once was a girl from New Orleans
who subsisted on rice and red beans

MidnightMuse
10-16-2006, 08:22 PM
There once was a girl from New Orleans
who subsisted on rice and red beans.
They called her a Tart,

K1P1
10-16-2006, 08:49 PM
There once was a girl from New Orleans
who subsisted on rice and red beans.
They called her a Tart,
But she was so smart

K1P1
10-17-2006, 10:23 PM
There once was a girl from New Orleans
who subsisted on rice and red beans.
They called her a Tart,
But she was so smart
She could dress all the dogs in old blue jeans.

I'm taking a slow boat to China

Pthom
10-18-2006, 11:52 AM
I'm taking a slow boat to China
Where I hope to train my pet myna

K1P1
10-18-2006, 02:31 PM
I'm taking a slow boat to China
Where I hope to train my pet myna
She's dark as a raven

Pthom
10-19-2006, 01:34 AM
I'm taking a slow boat to China
Where I hope to train my pet myna
She's dark as a raven
Her deportment craven

K1P1
10-19-2006, 03:06 AM
I'm taking a slow boat to China
Where I hope to train my pet myna
She's dark as a raven
Her deportment craven
And she blows a horn 'cause she thinks she's Dinah.

There's a horrible thing about limericks

Pthom
10-19-2006, 05:24 AM
There's a horrible thing about limericks
Rhyme and meter comprise such a strange mix

K1P1
10-19-2006, 05:29 AM
There's a horrible thing about limericks
Rhyme and meter comprise such a strange mix
There's short lines and long
But it's hard to go wrong

JDCrayne
10-19-2006, 09:33 AM
There's a horrible thing about limericks
Rhyme and meter comprise such a strange mix
There's short lines and long
But it's hard to go wrong
If it happens to scan, we do get our kicks!


A timid and nervous young writer

K1P1
10-19-2006, 03:13 PM
A timid and nervous young writer
Was afraid that a spider might bite her.

K1P1
10-20-2006, 07:15 PM
A timid and nervous young writer
Was afraid that a spider might bite her.
She wore a hazmat suit
And smoked a cheroot

JDCrayne
10-21-2006, 08:32 AM
A timid and nervous young writer
Was afraid that a spider might bite her.
She wore a hazmat suit
And smoked a cheroot
That she lit with a dented gold lighter.


The seasons are changing, alas!

K1P1
10-21-2006, 05:44 PM
The seasons are changing, alas!
The leaves are as crisp as the grass.

Unique
10-21-2006, 06:23 PM
The seasons are changing, alas!
The leaves are as crisp as the grass.
It's crispy and brown

K1P1
10-21-2006, 10:30 PM
The seasons are changing, alas!
The leaves are as crisp as the grass.
It's crispy and brown
Great to scuff on the groun'

Unique
10-22-2006, 12:54 AM
The seasons are changing, alas!
The leaves are as crisp as the grass.
It's crispy and brown
Great to scuff on the groun'
but be careful you don't bustyer*ss.

Autumn harvest, a great time of year -

K1P1
10-22-2006, 03:27 AM
Autumn harvest, a great time of year -
If the tractor will just go in gear

JDCrayne
10-22-2006, 05:07 AM
Autumn harvest, a great time of year -
If the tractor will just go in gear.
There's rocks in the beans,

K1P1
10-22-2006, 05:45 AM
Autumn harvest, a great time of year -
If the tractor will just go in gear.
There's rocks in the beans,
Candy corn in my jeans

JDCrayne
10-22-2006, 06:36 AM
Autumn harvest, a great time of year -
If the tractor will just go in gear.
There's rocks in the beans,
Candy corn in my jeans,
And the pumpkins are rotting... Oh dear!


The leaves in the lane have turned red

Unique
10-22-2006, 06:56 AM
The leaves in the lane have turned red
When they fall they stick to my head

K1P1
10-22-2006, 04:14 PM
The leaves in the lane have turned red
When they fall they stick to my head
The wind makes a snarl

Unique
10-22-2006, 04:37 PM
The leaves in the lane have turned red
When they fall they stick to my head
The wind makes a snarl
As I roll in the marl ........................:e2tongue:

K1P1
10-22-2006, 04:49 PM
The leaves in the lane have turned red
When they fall they stick to my head
The wind makes a snarl
As I roll in the marl ....
Now I've leaves, dirt and rocks in my bed.

Detroit has a long row to hoe.

Unique
10-22-2006, 10:06 PM
Detroit has a long row to hoe.
It's a bugger to move all that snow

K1P1
10-23-2006, 01:31 AM
Detroit has a long row to hoe.
It's a bugger to move all that snow
There's a chair in my space

JDCrayne
10-23-2006, 02:11 AM
Detroit has a long row to hoe.
It's a bugger to move all that snow
There's a chair in my space,
Graffitti I cannot erase,

K1P1
10-23-2006, 04:33 AM
Detroit has a long row to hoe.
It's a bugger to move all that snow
There's a chair in my space,
Graffitti I cannot erase,
And my battery's dead, don't ya know.

If I were George W. Bush

Becky Writes
10-23-2006, 05:06 PM
If I were George W. Bush
I'd surely get kicked in my tush

Unique
10-23-2006, 05:44 PM
If I were George W. Bush
I'd surely get kicked in my tush
The people are mad

K1P1
10-23-2006, 05:59 PM
If I were George W. Bush
I'd surely get kicked in my tush
The people are mad
When you're gone they'll be glad

Unique
10-23-2006, 06:01 PM
If I were George W. Bush
I'd surely get kicked in my tush
The people are mad
When you're gone they'll be glad
Let's hope you go out with a Whoosh!

When I woke up this morning I saw

K1P1
10-23-2006, 06:16 PM
When I woke up this morning I saw
A crowbar, two screws and a claw

MidnightMuse
10-23-2006, 06:53 PM
When I woke up this morning I saw
A crowbar, two screws and a claw.
I had been on this date,

K1P1
10-23-2006, 07:48 PM
When I woke up this morning I saw
A crowbar, two screws and a claw.
I had been on this date,
And was out way too late

Pthom
10-24-2006, 11:00 AM
When I woke up this morning I saw
A crowbar, two screws and a claw.
I had been on this date,
And was out way too late
But at least, I've no mother-in-law!


This old body of mine's gone decrepit

threedogpeople
10-24-2006, 11:20 AM
This old body of mine's gone decrepit
A young one - I wish I'd have kept-it.

K1P1
10-24-2006, 01:25 PM
This old body of mine's gone decrepit
A young one - I wish I'd have kept-it.
With all parts you see
So smooth, wrinkle-free

Unique
10-26-2006, 03:10 PM
This old body of mine's gone decrepit
A young one - I wish I'd have kept-it.
With all parts you see
So smooth, wrinkle-free
but my legs still work so I shlepp it.



We have winter's nip in the air

K1P1
10-26-2006, 04:33 PM
We have winter's nip in the air
Go outside barefoot, if you dare!

dobiwon
10-26-2006, 06:50 PM
We have winter's nip in the air
Go outside barefoot, if you dare!
No shoes and no socks

MidnightMuse
10-26-2006, 06:52 PM
We have winter's nip in the air
Go outside barefoot, if you dare!
No shoes and no socks,
Cover those buttocks!