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Rob-rite

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I wish I could play the trombone
While eating a cherry snow cone
Down my arm it could drip
as i wipe off my lip
and fuse jazz with i-taly-oan

There once was a lady whose dog
 

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There once was a lady whose dog
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I wish I could play the trombone
While eating a cherry snow cone
Down my arm it could drip
as i wipe off my lip
and fuse jazz with i-taly-oan

There once was a lady whose dog
Sort of ressembled a frog
Its distended throat
 

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There once was a lady whose dog
Sort of ressembled a frog
Its distended throat
And slimy green coat
...Just a minute! I want more egg nog!

They say that the more beans you eat
 

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They say that the more beans you eat
Your farts become so hard to beat,
So I ate a whole can
 

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They say that the more beans you eat
Your farts become so hard to beat,
So I ate a whole can
And a large bowl of bran
Later on I won't smell very sweet!

I'm a writer but can't always write
 

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I'm a writer but can't always write
My ideas never seem to take flight
In haste my fingers stroke the keys
And I cry out, "Oh, please,
 

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I'm a writer but can't always write
My ideas never seem to take flight
In haste my fingers stroke the keys
And I cry out, "Oh, please,
Don't let me be writing ALL NIGHT!"

I've been sneezing my head off all day
 

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I've been sneezing my head off all day
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I've been sneezing my head off all day
And I wish that I could find a way
to continue my typing
 

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I've been sneezing my head off all day
And I wish that I could find a way
to continue my typing --
But instead, I'm just griping
 

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I've been sneezing my head off all day
And I wish that I could find a way
to continue my typing --
But instead, I'm just griping
which, unlike crime, doesn't pay.

The world isn't all black and white
 

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The world is not all black and white
Not every critique is a slight
It may irritate you
 

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The world is not all black and white
Not every critique is a slight
It may irritate you,
Make you cry, "Oh, boo-hoo!"
And pound the keyboard with all of your might.


I'm disturbed by the tone of my work
 
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The world is not all black and white
Not every critique is a slight
It may irritate you,
Make you cry, "Oh, boo-hoo!"
And pound the keyboard with all of your might.


I'm disturbed by the tone of my work
My proofreader scoffs, "You're a jerk!"
 
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