Would you do this for the right price?

I would do nearly anything for the right amount of money. Reading these questions, all I can say is...it would have to be a pretty fair amount of money.

I've already done all but the last two, both of which I would not do for any amount of money.

i'd do them for 30 dollars.

I'd kiss a total stranger for free if he was hot.

ok, i want to know, why would someone rent a midget?
umm, i think i want to know anyway.

Even if I felt some compelling reason to rent a midget, where would I go to rent one? I can rent a car, a tent, a backhoe, tables, a television or a front end loader at the local rental place but I'm pretty sure I've never seen a midget in there.

Would you rent a midget?

Sure. Run down to Blockbuster and rent The Station Agent. There's a midget in that.


Would you pretend to be gay?

Just show me the play script.

Would you eat a bug/worm/duck(embryo)/maggot/or anything else usually considered unedible or still alive and wiggling?

Never. I have enough digestive problems.

Would you kiss a total stranger?

As long as I didn't get sued afterward.

Would you openly wear a dog collar and leather thong in public?

If the thong is on over pants, kinda like chaps.

Would you walk naked through a local restraunt?

Sure. At night. When it's closed.

Would you make love with your spouse/lover with a camera inserted inside you?

Not applicable, since I currently have neither. But I'm curious exactly where the camera is, and how they got it in there...

Would you video tape your life for a reality show and let them publicly make fun of your life?

Not a chance.

curiosity got the best of me and i googled it, you can indeed rent a midget here.

i don't see how i would ever need one.

Would you rent a midget?
No, 'cause I'd have to pay for him/her.

Would you pretend to be gay?
Yeah, it's cool to spook straight people like that

Would you eat a bug/worm/duck(embryo)/maggot/or anything else usually considered unedible or still alive and wiggling?
Depends. How much money?

Would you kiss a total stranger?
If it's just a kiss, yeah. But then again, I need some serious money.

Would you openly wear a dog collar and leather thong in public?
No.

Would you walk naked through a local restraunt?
People would pay for me not to.

Would you make love with your spouse/lover with a camera inserted inside you?
Hmm... that would be intersting.

Would you video tape your life for a reality show and let them publicly make fun of your life?
Nope.

kristie911 said:

I'd kiss a total stranger for free if he was hot.

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What if he was really a she? Would you still kiss a stranger (er)?

hell, i would kiss a duck's as$ for enough money.

deacon said:

hell, i would kiss a duck's as$ for enough money.

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Quack and here's my buck... ...just don't slobber, okay?

i said 'for enough money'
a buck ain't enough money.
and you ain't a duck.

deacon said:

i said 'for enough money'
a buck ain't enough money.
and you ain't a duck.

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I'm part injun so I'm a half a buck...hahahaa....will that be enough?

Well except for the kissing a stranger (depends on looks and gender) I'd say NO to everything on that list. Ain't no amount of money that would make me do any of that.

Although, the rent a midget... For what purpose?

Would you walk naked through a local restraunt?

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is the air conditioner on? i have my pride to consider.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Although, the rent a midget... For what purpose?

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Well we all know the great ferret hunt requires men of stature and considerable size, so I'd think a midget would be a good choice to ride lead piggy.

a female 'little person' might be interesting. maybe. don't like to 'rent', though.

Would you rent a midget? Yes
Would you pretend to be gay?Yes
Would you eat a bug/worm/duck(embryo)/maggot/or anything else usually considered unedible or still alive and wiggling?Done it before
Would you kiss a total stranger?Done it before
Would you openly wear a dog collar and leather thong in public?....done it before...
Would you walk naked through a local restraunt?....I suppose...
Would you make love with your spouse/lover with a camera inserted inside you?What in the living hell kind of freaking question is this?....
....How much money are we talking?
Would you video tape your life for a reality show and let them publicly make fun of your life?No. I don't even like being on the news.

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I would! Last stranger I kissed was the sexiest crossdresser I've ever seen. Pucker up!

TsukiRyoko said:

I would! Last stranger I kissed was the sexiest crossdresser I've ever seen. Pucker up!

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...and you're how old again?

143. God, Spooky, can't you remember birthdays?

No to the last two...

For any amount of cash. But heck, if we're talking about kissing a midget in a restaurant, make me an offer.

robeiae said:

I've already done all but the last two, both of which I would not do for any amount of money.

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please explain the occasions that required you to rent a midget and walk naked through a restaurant...