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Cripes, at least give us some snakes if you have a thread title like that...
I think this little guy is kinda cute:
I think this little guy is kinda cute:
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How come snakes move so damn fast in those snake movies?
See, I think the creepiness of snakes is increased by their slow, deliberate movements. Quick strikes, sure. But don't make them squirt around like lightning. They just look like bad CG if they move too fast.
See, I think the creepiness of snakes is increased by their slow, deliberate movements. Quick strikes, sure. But don't make them squirt around like lightning. They just look like bad CG if they move too fast.
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SpookyWriter said:
Please don't talk about my trouser snake.
The other day I almost stepped on a garden snake in my yard. It's a small little fellow, and kind of cute, really. Then a few weeks ago I had an audition and we all had to handle a small (beautiful) orange/red snake. Some people didn't like that. I had no problem. I think snakes are kind of cute.
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maestrowork said:
Wait until you read my short story "Rattlesnake Blowjob." and then tell me how cute they are...really, you can even goggle it. 
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I would think that to be truly useful, a trouser snake shouldn't be quite so ... wiggly.
Just a thought, though.
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It's funny. Yesterday I was having a conversation about SoaP and this girl just said, "I hate snakes because they feel like dead cold penises in my hand." LOL.
Well, that begs a couple questions. How does she know what dead penises feel like? How does she know what snakes feel like?maestrowork said:
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maestrowork said:Yeah, there's a big snake in my avatar, too... guess where.
Oh gee, that's too easy; it's next to the two birds in the bush
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Sorry no talking politics in the same thread as slithery, scaly, cold blooded creatures. Unless you mention him by name...JAlpha said:Oh gee, that's too easy; it's next to the two birds in the bush
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SpookyWriter said:Sorry no talking politics in the same thread as slithery, scaly, cold blooded creatures. Unless you mention him by name...
Did Clinton have two birds, too? I just thought he had a dog, a cat and a cigar
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I thought the movie was really good, storyline and such no that was horrible, but everytime the snakes bit someone it was funny as hell; 'specially the ones in the bathrooms.
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Does anyone honestly believe someone can smuggle a bunch of snakes on a plane? If so, we're all DOOMED!
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