Why isn't there a full-sized Rolo bar?

MacAllister said:

Think of the dentists, you selfish bastid. You think they like replacing all those fillings ripped out before their times?

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When it buys 'em a new Beemer I'm sure they get over it.

It's questions like this that made Newton and Einstein such great men.

Or as John F. Kennedy so eloquently said, "Ask not what your candy can do for you, ask what you can do for your candy."

He left us too young.

Could you imagine ... a giant Rolo.

It would kind of look like those Chunky things but round. I hated the Chunkys with raisins. If I wanted fruit in my candy, I'd go get a granola bar. Who ruins perfectly good chocolate with raisins?!? (No, I don't like Raisinettes either; Goobers are my thing)

yeah, but big as a dinner plate....you know, so you could take your time with it.

For the same reason it took them 20 years to make DARK chocolate M&M's.

I want a bar sized skittle. Man, when I get home, I'm gonna fire up the grill...

You guys are cruel.

Don't you realize some of us are dieting and trying not to think about Rolos, M&M's, or Skittles.

Nice.


I'm ready for a dark chocolate Mounds Bar.

Never underestimate the power of a Caramelo bar.

eldragon said:

You guys are cruel.

I'm ready for a dark chocolate Mounds Bar.

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C'mon, Pam. You know you can't eat chocolate in Mississippi in the summer -

Or are you planning to carry a cooler to the 7-11 so you can get it home?

Heck no! I already have a bag in my kitchen cabinets. In fact, I even have a bag of ROLOS in my kitchen cabinet!


You think I'm kidding? They were on clearance at Target, and anything on clearance at TARGET, gets thrown into the cart.

Outside? Why would anyone want to go out there?

maybe if they just didn't wrap them all up, and just stuffed them in the wrapper together? maybe if they wrapped them in plastic with the twistie ends instead of in that ****ing annoying foil....
i don't buy them because i don't like to work that damn hard for a piece of chocolate. same reason I don't like to eat crab legs and ribs...(though I love both)...I just hate all the damn work to get so little from it. Chew on a god dam rib to get 3 good sized bites, fight with all that foil to get one little bite, dig into those stupid crabshell legs to get half a ****ing bite of crab...ugh. I'm tired just thinking about it.

it's all in the packaging.


*wow that was quite an unexpected rant, even for me?*

Chocolate is a health food--I can prove it. I just bought a huge bag of Hersey's miniature dark chocolate bars from Sam's Club, and it was in the drug aisle next to the aspirin on account of it's 60% cocao content and flavanol antioxidants.
I've already eaten half of the bag and I feel healthier already

SHAD-UP, Clary, you monkey's uncle!

It's making my avatar hot.

KTC said:

I can't lie. You make a good point.

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wuh?

*pokes Kevin's eye out with a forceful thumb.*