View Full Version : Afraid of Dying! Ha! Darn!

08-17-2006, 03:13 PM

08-17-2006, 03:29 PM
you're so silly :) with your threads, sweet Kevin.

I"m not afraid either, but it doesn't mean I wanna do it now...or anytime soon.

08-17-2006, 03:32 PM
I'll hold off until the world adores me more.

hm, how much more? you gotta plan for this?

08-17-2006, 04:21 PM
I'm good...but I'm not that good.

he SAID it, people! are you seeing this???

08-17-2006, 04:30 PM
Kevin...you take pills or something?
stop smoking the weed its going to your brain

08-17-2006, 04:31 PM
'flawed perfection' - lessee, this is called....

08-17-2006, 04:34 PM
I believe its just that he believes he's the personification of immortality

08-17-2006, 04:35 PM
I'm certainly not afraid of dying, but am hoping that I have about 42 years left.

08-17-2006, 05:14 PM
I don't want to die until I've fulfilled my one, most desired goal.

08-17-2006, 05:18 PM
Um, Kevin, is there some specific reason why you started this thread?

08-17-2006, 05:25 PM
Does a fly need a reason to land in sh*t?

i'm fairly sure - no, wait, i'm positive that a fly has a very specific reason for doing that.

08-17-2006, 05:54 PM
Yes, but my posit was, does he need a reason.

So you're comparing yourself to a fly landing in ****?

I was simply pondering whether your thread topic was begun due to your own impending sense of doom.

08-17-2006, 06:05 PM
bloom, Kevin. bloom!

08-17-2006, 06:07 PM
ACK! that's not the bloom I meant. I meant bloom like a pretty little flower.

(you can call me flower if you want to)

08-17-2006, 06:11 PM
Bring ferrets to the cutting edge of domesticity?

No, they're already number three after dogs and cats. Although that would take a lot of work to get to number 1.

No. I was thinking about becoming the oldest lived human being in history. I think Methuselah made it to 969. So that's my goal and dammit, I'm going to reach it if I have to die trying.

08-17-2006, 06:14 PM
Death-some idiot said this was just another form of life-not my form-thank-you very much

Heaven waits for others-I gotta go to Pittsburgh-hey somebody's gotta pay

08-17-2006, 06:16 PM
Hey Ferret - I was you said I dissed you in the Appreciation thread, but I was thinking on it and I do believe you were in the HOL sandbox friends shout out. YOu frequent HOL. that COUNTS! (and I should probably do another bartime shout out for the BarHopping folks - you'd be in that one too.)
so shut it! ;)

*sorry I had to hijack, Kevin! please continue with regularly scheduled conversation on death and dying.*

08-17-2006, 07:18 PM
:roll: @ this thread. Brilliant KTC.

08-17-2006, 07:33 PM
psst..kevin, you have brains...right under the big triangle on the top of your head.

08-17-2006, 10:53 PM
I don't want to die as long as I can still think reasonably. So I'm off to wheezle a snickee to pay for a canzent and have myself a good hefplefusen.

08-18-2006, 12:29 AM
have myself a good hefplefusen.

Pyramid and Widmer make pretty good hefplefusens.

Forbidden Snowflake
08-18-2006, 06:48 AM
Are you making fun of me? *sniffle* (I hate Australian keyboards) :(

08-18-2006, 08:37 AM
So you made it there alive?

Forbidden Snowflake
08-18-2006, 08:40 AM
Yes, I survived first 12 hours and then 8 hours of flight. And I am alive. ALIVE!

08-18-2006, 08:53 AM
Welcome, FS!