My Agent is a Hottie!

You really think so? I couldn't see him so well.

I am just SO offended, with men being treated around here like so much beef.

You never hear the gentlemen in our realm refer to women as anything other than intellectual and stimulating (in a literary sense). What a double standard.

from the pictures posted, i agree with TrainofThought on her choice. but you'd think some of them would have submitted better pics...do they even know they are in this contest? (not that it matters- all eye candy anyway)

If I vote for him, will he take me on as a client?

In the looks department, they're all the same to me. But for this line: "healthy, alluring dose of Just Plain Crazy" I voted for Benjamin LeRoy

Yeah, but my agent is hotter!

My agent was wondering if you'd like to explain why it's only 2% of the DVD sales.

I want to kiss your agent 9.

This is simply the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. Gives my signature line dream a run for its money (and David Lynch's attentions.)

I abstain.

writerterri said:

I want to kiss your agent 9.

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ewww...dog breath!

writerterri said:

I want to kiss your agent 9.

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He wants to kiss you too. He'd also like you to rub his belly.

SpookyWriter said:

ewww...dog breath!

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How's it smell?--HHHAAAWWW

clock_work9 said:

He wants to kiss you too. He'd also like you to rub his belly.

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Isn't he cute. Will he do that leg thing if I get the right spot?

writerterri said:

Isn't he cute. Will he do that leg thing if I get the right spot?

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terri, you get the right spot and he'll do any damn thing you want.

Did someone say David Lynch? Can we start a "Blue Velvet" thread at some point?

clock_work9 said:

terri, you get the right spot and he'll do any damn thing you want.

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Let me see if he'll spit 100.00 dollar bills.

He'll probably spit something.

eww!

I know. But he's one hell of an agent.

He's a dog though. he he he

He said he's got room on his client list if you're interested.

He's a Bull-dog. Don't get my hopes up. He just wants to get with my leg.

Yeah, but he'll take really good care of your leg. He'll totally dedicate himself to it and make sure you're completely satisfied with his services.

(I'm delerious from lack of sleep right now)