The gentle thesaurus

churlish - shadow- side awareness

blowhard - a person who does not believe in hiding his/her perceived accomplishments

Angry - happiness impaired

Ugly- Beautifically challenged

Stupid - uninhibited by logic or the demands of reality

cynical=realist

Disemboweled - intestinally relieved

Hooker -- New York City Official Hostess

Pitbull - New Yorkie

brat--Someone else's kid

Blowhard- Ego Enhanced

insensitive - empathy impaired

vapid - color challenged

liar - truth free

psychopath - morally uninhibited

Backstabbing - confrontationally inept

Oh! Pardon me....I saw the title 'The Gentle Thesaurus' and thought it was some sort of kinky peep show. You know....with animals.....


Sorry....carry on.

*backs out through door, closing it gently*

Spermophile - Nut cracker

Flashlight - An exhibitionist with small 'bulbs'.


Oh, wait.....that's the opposite of the way the game is supposed to be played.

Sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy

Minion of Satan - dyslexic elf

Lord of Darkness - Dclary?

Dammit.....that's still wrong!

*sigh* We need an 'ugly' thesaurus.

Wait! Wait.....I think I got it!

Dclary - Lord of darkness?

Computer Confrontationalist - Former high school student who spent a great deal of time having his lunch money stole, his underwear wedgied or his body stuffed in lockers.

Oh my!!

"I was just helping the sheep over the fence" = The Cowboy's Excuse When the SPCA comes calling...