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kikonie
08-16-2006, 01:23 AM
This one should be easy. Take a potentially offensive word and 'soften' it:

Cheap - price sensitive

Clumsy - locomotively challenged

Cynical - optimistically restrained; see Spooky Writer

janetbellinger
08-16-2006, 03:47 AM
churlish - shadow- side awareness

blowhard - a person who does not believe in hiding his/her perceived accomplishments

Soccer Mom
08-16-2006, 06:17 AM
Angry - happiness impaired

Ugly- Beautifically challenged

Stupid - uninhibited by logic or the demands of reality :)

Mayor of Moronia
08-16-2006, 06:38 AM
cynical=realist

Tre
08-16-2006, 08:16 AM
Disemboweled - intestinally relieved

persiphone_hellecat
08-16-2006, 08:19 AM
Hooker -- New York City Official Hostess

persiphone_hellecat
08-16-2006, 08:36 AM
Pitbull - New Yorkie

NightWynde
08-16-2006, 09:01 AM
brat--Someone else's kid

Soccer Mom
08-18-2006, 08:26 AM
Blowhard- Ego Enhanced

janetbellinger
08-20-2006, 12:12 AM
insensitive - empathy impaired

vapid - color challenged

janetbellinger
08-20-2006, 01:50 AM
liar - truth free

psychopath - morally uninhibited

Tre
09-11-2006, 01:26 AM
Backstabbing - confrontationally inept

Rolling Thunder
09-11-2006, 02:03 AM
Oh! Pardon me....I saw the title 'The Gentle Thesaurus' and thought it was some sort of kinky peep show. You know....with animals.....


Sorry....carry on.

*backs out through door, closing it gently*

kikonie
09-11-2006, 06:10 AM
pornophile - nature lover

Rolling Thunder
09-11-2006, 06:21 AM
:roll:

Tre
09-11-2006, 06:54 AM
Spermophile - Nut cracker

kikonie
09-11-2006, 10:53 PM
:roll:


Pervert - sinsationalist

Rolling Thunder
09-12-2006, 03:22 AM
Flashlight - An exhibitionist with small 'bulbs'.


Oh, wait.....that's the opposite of the way the game is supposed to be played.

Sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy

kikonie
09-12-2006, 05:10 AM
dyslexic - rllgthunder
;)

Tre
09-12-2006, 05:45 AM
Minion of Satan - dyslexic elf

Rolling Thunder
09-12-2006, 06:07 AM
Lord of Darkness - Dclary?

Dammit.....that's still wrong!

*sigh* We need an 'ugly' thesaurus.

Rolling Thunder
09-12-2006, 06:21 AM
Wait! Wait.....I think I got it!

Dclary - Lord of darkness?

kikonie
09-12-2006, 07:28 AM
epiphany - rllgthunder

persiphone_hellecat
09-15-2006, 12:13 AM
Computer Confrontationalist - Former high school student who spent a great deal of time having his lunch money stole, his underwear wedgied or his body stuffed in lockers.

persiphone_hellecat
09-15-2006, 01:30 AM
Oh my!!

"I was just helping the sheep over the fence" = The Cowboy's Excuse When the SPCA comes calling...

Rolling Thunder
09-15-2006, 01:33 AM
Oh my!!

"I was just helping the sheep over the fence" = The Cowboy's Excuse When the SPCA comes calling...

What!? It's a more gentle definition.



Uh, isn't it?

Edit: Previous post deleted. Was in poor taste, in afterthought.

Rolling Thunder
09-15-2006, 01:47 AM
Page Two = now the most damned scariest thread on AW

persiphone_hellecat
09-15-2006, 08:57 AM
viagra - Hugh Hefner's new best friend.

arrowqueen
09-16-2006, 02:58 AM
Plastic surgery - A cut above the rest.

persiphone_hellecat
09-16-2006, 03:13 AM
Breast Implants - Personal Self Flotation Devices