If you were the opposite sex for one day

Oh Gawd, are you serious?

I would play with my boobs all day long.

Well, I can see there are a lot of men in this thread!! LOL

Honestly, though, I don't know what I'd do if I were a man for a day...play sports? That just sounds sexist!

I would invent underwire jock straps to lift and separate.

I would most definately have to take the time to pee in public, then I'd sit on the couch drinking a beer with my pants unbuttoned, then I'd hit on women in rudest way possible just to see if a slap hurts guys as much as it hurts a chick...

I would finally be able to answer two questions - Why don't men need toilet paper when they pee, and if you have to take care of both toilet funtions in one visit, do you stand up first and then sit down or vice versa?

And I'd love to know what sex was like from the male perspective. I really, really would.

I wonder if they really get that tired afterwards, or if they just like to snub the other participant...

I'd probably play with my cocos and scratch them for no reason and play with Ray's boobs.

Hey Perks, I think I know the answers to your questions. lol

Men don't need toilet paper when they pee because they shake it dry and sling pee drops all over the place.

If they have to do both at the same time, the one they do first depends on which urge is more intense at the moment. In some cases, they sit and do both at the same time but, if they've had too much to drink or they get sick well then... one end may be on the toilet while the other is in a trash can. Triple elimination effect which also serves as the next day's Male Bonding story.

Gehanna said:

Men don't need toilet paper when they pee because they shake it dry and sling pee drops all over the place.

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Toilet paper sounds easier. And as for the rest? I think I'm sorry I asked.

I'd want to see what it feels like to be on the receiving end of a penis.

Probably a lot.

Shadow_Ferret said:

I'd want to see what it feels like to be on the receiving end of a penis.

Probably a lot.

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Uh<>you don't need to change sex to get that experience...

Ew. Not there!

Shadow_Ferret said:

Ew. Not there!

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Hey, women take it there too you know...

After peeing outside, I think that I would stretch out on the couch and hog the tv remote and make my family crosseyed trying to focus on something - anything! while changing all 324 channels rapidly, muttering that there isn't anything on at all. After repeating this action several times, and when the complaints get so loud that they cannot be ignored any longer, I would then settle on "the speed channel" and allow the noise of 30 race cars whizzing around and around and around and around and around the track to lull me to sleep - still clutching the remote in my hot little hand - and wake up growling "snz?Hey! Whaddyadoin? I was watching that" when someone decides to try to remove it.

geez...women sure have a bad attitude about guys...no wonder the divorce rate is so high...

My Hubby and I have talked about what we'd do if we could switch bodies for a day, and the first thing I'd do if I was him would be stand up and see how it feels to be tall! I'd definitely want to have sex, see what it feels like for a guy. See just how much stimulation it takes to get 'excited' and I'd be psyched just to know what that feels like. I'd pee standing up. And I'd walk around without a shirt on in public. Bet that's cool.

storygirl said:

And I'd walk around without a shirt on in public. Bet that's cool.

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I'm guessing there would be quite a few people thinking it would be cool for you to walk around without a shirt on in public now....

SpookyWriter said:

Hey, women take it there too you know...

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Sheesh. I meant what SG said. That's all. Nothing more. Stop making me think in that direction, spooky!

storygirl said:

I'd definitely want to have sex, see what it feels like for a guy. See just how much stimulation it takes to get 'excited' and I'd be psyched just to know what that feels like.

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I would go to a bar to see how women acted towards me.

My-Immortal said:

I'm guessing there would be quite a few people thinking it would be cool for you to walk around without a shirt on in public now....

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LOL! Doubt it. And I think I'd probably be arrested.

storygirl said:

LOL! Doubt it. And I think I'd probably be arrested.

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Well, if you learn anything from COPS...they do arrest the topless people.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Sheesh. I meant what SG said. That's all. Nothing more. Stop making me think in that direction, spooky!

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Well I just hope you don't start dreaming about having oral sex with a guy. Ewww...I'm getting queazy just thinking about you dreaming about it...

I'm sorry I said anything!