publing
I am glad you asked!
I am a Publing from the planet Pub. Up on pub we do not write. We just know what we are going to say and what others are going to say so there is no sense thinking or talking or listening. We are an odd creature. We do not have bodies, only faces, and no heads, no eyes, ears or noses. We reproduce in front of each other. This activity is known as public. We have mouths but we do not eat or drink. We only use them to reproduce. We find that in this way we only use our mouths for pleasurable activities. We do not have male or females in our species. We are all equal. Therefore arguments are foreign to us. We walk with our lips. Actually we do everything with our lips since that is basically all we are…Lips. I am typing this with myself. We clean by Lipsosuction and will work until we are all puckered out.
I was sent to observe humans and you are all very strange creatures. You do things with your lips that my people would find outrageous.
Well got to go hibernate for the day. Don’t bother replying, I already know what you were going to say.
Pub