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unfabulousxox
08-07-2006, 08:13 AM
Make up a storyline from three words that the person before you has randomly thought of. Then after, choose three random words, whatever pops into your head, for the next person to use and so on.

EXAMPLE:

Lawn chair, house, ladder

Me: A kids tries to reach the moon by putting a lawnchair on the roof, and a ladder on the lawnchair, sadly, he realizes how silly his plan was and relaxes in the lawnchair to watch the stars and sees a UFO.

NEW WORDS: Library, wallet, trophy
GO!

persiphone_hellecat
08-07-2006, 08:36 AM
When Donald Trump misplaces his wallet in the library of their penthouse apartment at Trump Tower, his trophy wife finds it and discovers the reciept from Donald's vasectomy -- proving once and for all he isnt the father of her child.

Bride, carpet, horse

Tre
08-07-2006, 03:09 PM
Bride, carpet, horse

In a story of family secrets and betrayal, bride-to-be Pamela Hargrove discovers her mother put new carpet in the family estate just days before the wedding. Will she be able to fulfill her childhood dream of riding her horse down the aisle?

bathysphere, edema, terrycloth

persiphone_hellecat
08-08-2006, 12:32 AM
bathysphere, edema, terrycloth

Janet Ryan and Cliff Johnson are oceanographers studying the effects of rusting wrecks on clownfish. One day while diving in their bathysphere Nemo II at tge site of the Titanic, they fall in love and consumate their passion right there on the ocean floor. They are at it so long that Cliff develops a serious edema in a part of his body where you wouldnt want an edema. To cover his embarassment as the Nemo II surfaces, Cliff has to wrap a terrycloth towel around his waist. It doesnt matter though -- the crew saw it all on the Nemo II's robot cam anyway and Cliff and Janet's porn video is now selling quite well on e bay.

exorcise, poodle, lepruchaun

NightWynde
08-09-2006, 12:47 PM
exorcise, poodle, lepruchaun

It's been three years since the evil poodle has roamed the earth and while everyone thinks it is gone, a young lepruchaun, Erin O'Shaughnessy, believes otherwise. Now faced with the dual task of evading pesky kids who believe he has a pot of bland tasting marshmallow cereal and fending off the evil poodle who will not die, Erin has quite the task ahead of him. Will he be able to exorcise the world of this bizarre evil poodle once and for all? Or, better still, will Erin be able to rid the world of the notion that cheesy advertising will not ever compensate for cereal that tastes like stale, sugar-coated cardboard?

ketchup, hairspray, barstool

Edit: This is my 300th post. :partyguy:

persiphone_hellecat
08-10-2006, 12:54 AM
Ketchup Hairspray Barstool

In the latest version of Martha Stewart's Household Hints - she teaches you how to use hairspray to get ketchup off your barstool.

Friendly Lucid, Irreverent

DeborahM
08-10-2006, 04:59 AM
Friendly Lucid, Irreverent

Taking to the friendly skies, Sean was headed for Rome. Suddenly, wondering if he was lucid, he spotted an irreverent priest intensely focused on the latest issue of Dominmatrix magazine.

Flacid Corrupt Goldbrick

persiphone_hellecat
08-10-2006, 07:21 AM
Oh Deborah, I like the way you think!

Afraid of being accused of being a goldbrick, the prostitute always worked her clients extra hard. One night while trying to lure a corrupt politician from a flaccid state to one of rigidity, she accidently slipped too much viagra into his jack and coke, resulting in his death. She is arrested and put on trial, but on the day of the opening arguements, the defense attorney tells the jury it was justifiable homicide -- taking into considering what an a-hole he was. She is a free woman by lunchtime.

Prussian, thumbscrews, puppy

PattiTheWicked
08-10-2006, 04:52 PM
Prussian, thumbscrews, puppy

When Susannah Margreave's puppy rescue farm is threatened by the onset of the American Revolution, she learns that the nefarious Colonel Nathaniel Hoggett-Lynward wants to steal the cuddly canines to make fur coats for his men. The Colonel captures Susannah and offers her a choice: he'll either put all her pups in thumbscrews, or she must compromise her virtue. Brave Susannah is rescued at the last minute by Lars von Olgelbergh, a Prussian soldier who has been personally recruited as George Washington's veterinarian. Together, Susannah and Lars defeat the Colonel and save all the Colonial critters from doom.



Horse, windowpane, Excalibur

NightWynde
08-10-2006, 05:30 PM
Horse, windowpane, Excalibur


Mr. Ed is baffled as he finds himself with a bump on the noggin and awakes to find himself in the middle of King Arthur's court. The Yankee (who happens to be there at the time as well, sweet coincidence that) apologizes to the horse since it was his ball going through the windowpane that caused the bump in the noggin in the first place. They both decide to travel together, and, despite much pleading, neither is allowed to borrow Excalibur.

pirate, tampon, flicker

persiphone_hellecat
08-10-2006, 10:33 PM
Pirates, tampon, flicker

When Honor Gainsborough decides to escape her tyrannical father by stowing away aboard a pirate ship bound for America, everything goes well at first. Then comes "that time of the month" and she realizes that pirates have no use for "feminine hygiene items" and have none aboard the vesse. She invents the first tampon by cutting off a little piece of the thick rope from the mast. When she arrives in America, she meets and falls in love with Hector Tampax. They market her invention and become fabulously wealthy, moving to a large mansion in the south that they name, "The House That Menses Built". (OK -- I am NOT proud of that answer LOL. Hey - don't blame me ... I didnt pick the words.)

redneck, quiche, vaccination

NightWynde
08-12-2006, 05:18 PM
redneck, quiche, vaccination


Eschewing the notion that "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche," Joe-Bob-Steve-Ray (a redneck of the most inbred order) tries some of his sister-mother-aunt's recipe and gets food poisoning. While at the doctor's office, he learns the meaning of "vaccination" even though he never quite learns to pronounce it.

groovy, zombie, sugar

persiphone_hellecat
08-13-2006, 05:28 AM
Going back in a time machine to the 60's, that groovy chick Julie discovers that the other two members of the mod squad have met with terrible tragedies. Pete has been turned into a zombie and Linc has been captured by the evil Foxy Sugar (played in the film version by Pam Grier) and turned into a sex slave. Julie teams up with Starsky and Hutch to save them. Dont you just LOVE fan fiction?

pudding, memory, Worsteshire sauce

NightWynde
08-13-2006, 12:05 PM
pudding, memory, Worsteshire sauce

Suffering from a bizarre form of memory loss, Randy is unable to recall what foods taste well together. As bad as the Worcestershire laced pudding was, Randy is determined to try the fried mustard and chocolate chip sandwich.

tobacco, thread, cupholder

FreeStyle
08-13-2006, 12:18 PM
...tobacco, thread, cupholder...

A young boy tries to use thread to stitch together 'paper' in which to put loose tobacco so that he can smoke his first cigarette. He tries to smoke this concoction with his friends after school and nearly burns his face off. When picked up by his mother, he promptly throws up in her coffee mug sitting in the cupholder between them.

chin, wine, pottery

NightWynde
08-14-2006, 02:11 AM
chin, wine, pottery


After uncovering some antique pottery, a young man tries to drink wine out of it. Unknown to him, it was the same pottery used to kill an ancient Aztec chief so it still had traces of arsenic on the rim. Fortunately, he escaped this ordeal with only an upset stomach and a bruise on his chin after collapsing against the kitchen counter.


chainsaw, wreath, bookmark

persiphone_hellecat
08-14-2006, 02:44 AM
Chainsaw Wreath Bookmark

Ralph Wahockey, a regular patron of the library in Normal, Illinois, became enraged when he discovered that the librarians passed him over on the waiting list for the new Piers Anthony fantasy. Leaving the library in a snit, he returned an hour later, chainsaw in hand, and began hacking down shelves, sending books flying and patrons scrambling for freedom. In the melee, three librarians who stayed at risk of their own lives to guard the stacks lost their lives. Today, a wreath is used as a bookmark to mark the spot where these brave librarians went down with the library.

scone, flammable, purple