Things that make your eyes bleed

I blame Lucas. entirly.

He turned a figure of dread into a figure of mockery.

Nobody mocked Darth, until the Suckquels came out.

Now he's a farce.

whistlelock said:

Nobody mocked Darth. Now he's a farce.

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http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds...&quote=gladtoseeyou.txt&file=gladtoseeyou.wav

"Don't look so surprised, Princess. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. And just where in the hell did you get that dress, and those shoes? Take her away!"

when he breaths, it goes "Mrrrrrrooooow"

http://pics.livejournal.com/the_never/pic/00007083/

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and
witty and gay

I never thought I would see Darth in pastel colors with a cute Hello Kitty thing going on. Hmm.

It's Hello Vader.

i am going to tell myself that that is a tall woman wearing that uniform. yes, that's better. umm, pretty girl. soft. nice hair, girl.

I thought this thread was about my HS transcripts.


Sanrio Darth.

billythrilly7th said:

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Star_Wars_Episode_IV_A_New_Hope&quote=gladtoseeyou.txt&file=gladtoseeyou.wav

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Yes, well he paid the price didn't he?

deacon said:

i am going to tell myself that that is a tall woman wearing that uniform. yes, that's better. umm, pretty girl. soft. nice hair, girl.

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Nope, it's a big tall guy with a deep voice and a breathing problem. Don't kid yourself, you'll get all confused and start having issues about gender boundries.

Anything with Hello Kitty works for me.

tiny terror said:

Nope, it's a big tall guy with a deep voice and a breathing problem. Don't kid yourself, you'll get all confused and start having issues about gender boundries.

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i'm already confused about sci-fi.

how many of you beieve in telekinesis? raise my hand.

Gillhoughly said:

http://pics.livejournal.com/the_never/pic/00007083/

I'm a writer.

Yet I have no words.

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"Hello Kitty, I am your father."

Anything with Hello Kitty works for me.

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Vader should never have a 'kitty' any where around him. Not unless he is torturing it for information about the rebel base.

That is so wrong. And on so many levels...

Oh, come on. It's kind of cool looking don't you think?

Black is so last year....

Oh kaayyy...

I have now seen everything. In pink. With a kitty.

Karen

Oh pishaw!
Leave him alone, everyone...
He's either embracing his feminine side or misplaced it at a Toy's R Us!

Perry, Darth Vader's older brother, was always more interested in a pair of shears than a lightsaber.

Well, on the bright side, the Hello Kitty Darth is very, very frightening. Just in a different, cutsy way.

I bet it sings the 'Barney Song', too. GAH! Why can't they leave my villains alone!?!

No Way, OFG! That would ruin the whole thing!

That cat's the strong, silent type.

Bwahahahahahaha!

In an effort to restore Darth's honor (warning, not for Matthew McConaghy fans) -

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2006/08/your-moment-of-zen.html