Book Title and Summary

unfabulousxox · Jul 29, 2006

Make up a book title, and the next person will have to make up a summary of what the book would be about based on its title, then they make up a book title and so on...

EXAMPLE:

Me:
The Green Tomato Farm

Next Person:

A girl gets trapped on a green tomato farm and spends her whole life eating them while she conquers evil farmers

A LONG WAY DOWN A LONG ROAD

hjwilde · Jul 30, 2006

Title: A Long Way Down a Long Road

Summary: The story of a woman walking across America from coast to coast to raise money for breast cancer.

New Title: The Cheese is Blue...

Unique · Jul 30, 2006

Title: The Cheese is Blue

Summary: New scientific exploration of the moon proves that the moon is NOT made of green cheese; the cheese is blue.

New Title: The Velvet Cage

unfabulousxox · Jul 30, 2006

Title: The Velvet Cage

Summary: A very spoiled Cat realizes how lucky he is when his prized Velvet cage is stolen, he then travels the world looking for it when it.

New Title: Arrowhead lake and the Small Cabin

PattiTheWicked · Jul 30, 2006

A lonely little log cabin roams the suburbs, looking for a place to fit in, but finally finds his place in the world at remote Arrowhead Lake.

New Title: Sex, Pies, and the Muffin Man

persiphone_hellecat · Jul 30, 2006

Sex,Pies and the Muffin Man

A morbidly obese 40 year old male virgin seeks out a gastroentrologist to perform stomach stapling surgery and end his obsession with lemon merangue pie and chocolate chip muffins. Sadly, he ends up with a serious sex addiction.

Brick by Brick

NightWynde · Jul 30, 2006

Sex, Pies, and the Muffin Man

The Muffin Man (the one that lives on Drury Lane) and Little Jack Horner get entangled in a bizarre sex scandal involving Little Miss Muffet (Oh, so that's what a tuffet is!)

New Title: The Night I Dreamed of Pretzels and Woke Up in a Salty Mood

persiphone_hellecat · Jul 30, 2006

The Night I Dreamed of Pretzels and Woke Up in a Salty Mood

While on vacation in Germany, an American meets a milkmaid and a chiropractor at an Oktoberfest and spends a month going through the various positions in the Kama Sutra one by one

Brick by Brick

unfabulousxox · Jul 30, 2006

Brick by Brick

A man has an awful dream that he has to help rebuild the Great Wall of China, the new wall will be made of brick and he has to lay them down by hand. Then, he finds out he is not helping, he has to do it all by himself.

New Title: The Tiny Island with One Tree

MizzVyxen · Jul 30, 2006

The Tiny Island with One Tree

The tragic story of one tree's lonliness. After living alone as the sole tree on an island in the South Pacific, years of crying have allowed the sea to swallow this once vast island. Will the tree pull it together before it's too late?

The Naughty Girl's Guide to Canning Fruit

persiphone_hellecat · Jul 30, 2006

Christina Aguilera demonstrates various ways to can and preserve fruit - starting with her very own cherrry

Wake Me When It's Over

MizzVyxen · Jul 30, 2006

EUWWWWW!!!!! LOL

Wake Me When It's Over : The Katie Holmes Story

When Elementary Teachers Rule the World

persiphone_hellecat · Jul 30, 2006

At the end of the third world war, the only survivors over the age of 18 are a kindergarten teacher from Oshkosh Wisconsin and a third grade teacher from Kalamazoo Michigan. They take over the world and replace the Bible with Eats Shoots and Leaves...

Under the Hawaiian Sun

MizzVyxen · Jul 30, 2006

Under the Hawaiian Sun

Young lovers meet at the base of Mona Loa and make a suicide pact that will change the lives of no one in particular.

I Was a Teenage Piccolo

persiphone_hellecat · Jul 30, 2006

A young girl with a serious eating disorder loses so much weight that she becomes as thin as a flute. When she is caught in the crossfire of a gang war during a tornado, the wind whistles through her recreating the precise piccolo solo in Stars and Stripes Forever

Office Wars

MizzVyxen · Jul 30, 2006

Office Wars

Sure, Jack Danvers may be a CEO, but he's also a corporate whipping post - a laughing stock among his peers. Fed up, he decides to kick *** and take names. Drawing inspiration from Bull Durham, he decides that wearing women's underwear is the answer to all of his problems.

MizzVyxen · Jul 30, 2006

oops -

The Thunder Down Under

persiphone_hellecat · Jul 30, 2006

During a violent storm in Sydney Au, a bolt of lightnening strikes the Sydney Opera House, setting it adrift in the Pacific Ocean with the cast of La Boheme still inside. After two months adrift, Pavaroti eats them all.

Suzie Sells Sea Shells

MizzVyxen · Jul 30, 2006

A Users Guide to Overcoming Speech Impediments

A Million Little Lies

unfabulousxox · Jul 30, 2006

A Million Little Lies:
James Freys Sequel to his first book.

The Childrens Treehouse

persiphone_hellecat · Jul 30, 2006

The Children's Treehouse ...

Three children build a treehouse in the back of their parent's Beverly Hills home and later sell it for 1.2 million -- starting them in the wonderful world of high priced California real estate.

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

NightWynde · Jul 31, 2006

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Wile E. Coyote blows the whistle on Acme Corporation.

New title:
I was a Teenaged Nincompoop

MizzVyxen · Jul 31, 2006

I was a Teenaged Nincompoop

One author's harrowing tale of self-discovery and the frank admission that he never really grew out of it, by George W. Bush.

The Cat's Meow

persiphone_hellecat · Jul 31, 2006

The Cat's Meow

A recently found story by Edgar Allen Poe ... a stray black cat lurks arond the town of Walla Walla, Washington. Whenever it is heard to meow, someone unexpectedly dies. Since the population of Walla Walla is very small, it's a very short story.

Things My Husband Taught Me

NightWynde · Jul 31, 2006

Things My Husband Taught Me:

A book full of blank pages that becomes a national bestseller.

New Title:
A Drunken Panda Named JoJo

Book Title and Summary

unfabulousxox

hjwilde

Unique

Agent of Doom

unfabulousxox

PattiTheWicked

Unleashing Hell.

persiphone_hellecat

NightWynde

persiphone_hellecat

unfabulousxox

MizzVyxen

Venus in Combat Boots

persiphone_hellecat

MizzVyxen

Venus in Combat Boots

persiphone_hellecat

MizzVyxen

Venus in Combat Boots

persiphone_hellecat

MizzVyxen

Venus in Combat Boots

MizzVyxen

Venus in Combat Boots

persiphone_hellecat

MizzVyxen

Venus in Combat Boots

unfabulousxox

persiphone_hellecat

NightWynde

MizzVyxen

Venus in Combat Boots

persiphone_hellecat

NightWynde