Take This Test. Are You Doomed?

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Third level of Hell. *sigh*

I don't care. I'm still not giving up butter or single malt scotch.
 

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Limbo: "the atmosphere is pleasant yet sad." I think I'm there already.

Suggestions for the quiz:

--Needs a "Well......" radio button.

--Needs a "Do you waste time with online quizzes while your children pine away?" question. (Yes = Straight to the lowest level for you, bub.)
 

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Oh boy...I'm not even gonna tell you what level I got.
 

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robeiae said:
I'm going to Purgatory, though I'm a tad lustful (thanks a bunch Trish, Terri, and TT--I blame all of you).



It's your fault! You brought out that little fiction vixon right out of me.:D



I'm going to go repent...
 

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Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

I took this test a few years ago. I was in Purgatory then. Make of that what you will. ;)
 

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I was wicked in my youth. I'm a good fella now. I swear. :)





Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
 

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I scored high on Level 1 - Limbo, and Level 7 - Violent (this is very wrong), but I scored very high for level 6 - The City of Dis. That was totally expected, come vist me some time! :)
 

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Extremely violent :D Highly lustful! And very highly heretic.

Seventh Level. Oh well ;) I belong there, I agree :D
 

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I'm in level 2 with annabelle, which is, if I'm not mistaken, the lustful level. Hey Annabelle... whatcha doing for eternity? Wanna hook up?
 

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KTC said:
Yeah...a snowflake in hell. Makes sense. No wonder it's forbidden. Don't you just love being hedonistic.

Oh my, I'm cold enough to face the hotness of the fire! One look and every fire freezes.
 

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How on earth did I end up on the eigth level? I was only very low to moderate on the levels. This is not fair. *pout*

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
 

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I'm headed to the 5th level! See ya there, folks!
 

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KTC said:
Besides, it's not like I made the 8th or 9th level, so I'm relatively nice!

Hahahahahahhaha! But maybe some of your friends DID! So you're still doomed.
 

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Do I still go to purgatory if I don't believe in purgatory and think the whole concept is ridiculous?
 

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Okay, I only got the second level, but my breakdown......:eek: . Who comes up with this stuff??

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
 
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