If You Could Force Feed Someone...

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen and Nicole Ritchie would be fed Chocolate malted milk-shakes, 'Cinnabon', Stuffed crust three meat pizza and thick hearty beer until they each gained 60 lbs. I'd also prevent all attempts at exercise.

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No. Being a mom, I have to see those girls EAT!!!!.

GWB - some humility (to offset his arrogance)!

Jaycinth said:

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen and Nicole Ritchie would be fed Chocolate malted milk-shakes, 'Cinnabon', Stuffed crust three meat pizza and thick hearty beer until they each gained 60 lbs. I'd also prevent all attempts at exercise.

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I'd have Jay force-feed me. Except for the beer. Can I have rum instead?

Myself - tons of money.... mmm mmm good!

i'd force feed my ex-best friend horse **** -- it's not a load of crap, but a version of that. nice, huh?

I'd feed Paris Hilton a bucket of rat poison hidden in cake.

I would force-feed anyone working at a pate factory. I would force feed them 1 kg of a special puree in under a minute using a special machine.

Why? Well, because that's what they do to geese!

I would force feed everyone in our government The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire. With sweet pickle relish on the side.

Innkeeper said:

I'd feed Dan Quayle a personality and maybe a brain.

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Whoaa.......are we back in 1988?

Politicians - a dose of reality

That way they can learn what it is like to live in chronic pain, to try and raise kids on a single income, to try and survive living on the street, to find out what it is like to be mentally or physically ill and be out of options, to be sick with no health care, to put yourself through school while working part time, to live on minimum wage.....

I'd force feed an entire watermelon to an ostrich.

DamaNegra said:

I would force-feed anyone working at a pate factory. I would force feed them 1 kg of a special puree in under a minute using a special machine.

Why? Well, because that's what they do to geese!

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YES! A horribly cruel practise

I'd force a shot of epinephrine on health professionals unsympathetic to those who have anxiety attacks.

And then, when the epi kicks in and they start feeling like the room is closing in on them and their hearts start palpitating, I'd tell them it's all in their heads. And get over it, already.

robeiae said:

I'd force feed an entire watermelon to an ostrich.

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I saw an emu steal and eat a thick winter coat right off a teenager's back.

I would leave Mr. Carbutti a desk to sit on.

Shwebb said:

I'd force a shot of epinephrine on health professionals unsympathetic to those who have anxiety attacks.

And then, when the epi kicks in and they start feeling like the room is closing in on them and their hearts start palpitating, I'd tell them it's all in their heads. And get over it, already.

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The only thing you left out is--locking them in a broom-closet while they contemplate the error of their ways