Finally, after teetering on the brink for many a month, resident cantankerous kook, Lantern Jack, and local psychotropic flower child, Celia Cyanide have toppled into Love, and it's a looooooooooong way down. Some are ecstatic about the entangling of these most moony hearts. Lucifer abandoned his throne in the boiling pits of Hades to come up and offer his full and flaming support for the torrid twosome:
At last, the final key to the Door of Armageddon has been slipped and twisted, the Dark Lord (aka William Haskins) was reported chortling.
Others are less gleeful about this most controversial coupling. Celia Cyanide's myriad groupies have started a hunger strike, threatening to waste away until Celia 'junks the Jack (***, off, etc.')
The only thing I'll chew on is my bile-soaked tongue until that foul fiend releases fairest Celia from his dastardly clutches, Shadow Ferret was anonymously quoted.
Love 'em or loath 'em, this cockeyed couple have the following to say to AW and its high priestess, Jenna Glatzer (and her attendant fays, the Mods)...
Behold the mighty evil you have wrought!
No, just messing!
Seriously, this is proof positive Absolute Write can not only galvanize muses and get quills prancing, but also work awesome miracles.
Much love. Be blessed all!
At last, the final key to the Door of Armageddon has been slipped and twisted, the Dark Lord (aka William Haskins) was reported chortling.
Others are less gleeful about this most controversial coupling. Celia Cyanide's myriad groupies have started a hunger strike, threatening to waste away until Celia 'junks the Jack (***, off, etc.')
The only thing I'll chew on is my bile-soaked tongue until that foul fiend releases fairest Celia from his dastardly clutches, Shadow Ferret was anonymously quoted.
Love 'em or loath 'em, this cockeyed couple have the following to say to AW and its high priestess, Jenna Glatzer (and her attendant fays, the Mods)...
Behold the mighty evil you have wrought!
No, just messing!
Seriously, this is proof positive Absolute Write can not only galvanize muses and get quills prancing, but also work awesome miracles.
Much love. Be blessed all!