Lateral Think Jokes

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These are lateral thinking jokes. Whenever the answer is given, one usually kicks oneself in the head. :)

Here goes, feel free to add your own lateral thinking jokes as well!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender immediately pulls out a gun and points it as his face. The man says "Thank you," gives him a coin, and leaves.

Why?
 
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He had the hiccups.

I've heard that before...

Here's one:

A woman goes to heaven and notices that everyone is naked and appears as they did at age 21. She looks around and suddenly recognizes two of the inhabitants: Adam and Eve. How did she know it was them?
 
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Because you know everything in heaven.


Why did they have to take the high beam lever off of cars sold in Louisiana and put it back on the floor (like they'd been in the 50s)?
 
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I've heard that one before too. But I love stuff like that, jokes that make you think. My dad and I used to tell/make up those kind all the time.

Another one I like:

There's a man laying in a room with 53 Bicycles and a bullet in his head. What happened?

**edit: Dang y'all are quicker typers than me! LOL Now I have to go back and see if I can answer the others...
 
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He tried to cheat at cards (53 bicycles means there was an extra card in the deck.) Got caught, got shot.
 
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That's not think, that's math, Tsuki! Screw that! :rant:
 
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I don't know, Billy. What did the one carrot say to the other carrot?
 
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dclary said:
Go up and edit that, goof. I'm playing straight man for you. It's your damn joke, take it and the glory, my friend!!!


ETA: It is the singular greatest joke you've ever written, IMO.
Click to expand...

lol..I tried to set you up and gave it back to me. That's friendship.
 
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