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NightWynde
07-21-2006, 08:41 PM
Are there any warning/instruction labels that you have read that just made you go "Huh?"

Here's a couple that I saw today:

On a container of Superman Bath Paint: "Keep away from children."

On the back of Jergen's hand and body soap: "Use like regular soap."

hjwilde
07-21-2006, 09:21 PM
Oh yes

On a bottle of full cream Jersey milk:

Warning - contains milk!!!

Yes, really.

persiphone_hellecat
07-21-2006, 11:10 PM
On a blow dryer - do not use this product while sleeping.

hjwilde
07-26-2006, 04:04 PM
On a bag of peanuts:

May contain nuts

I should hope so!

persiphone_hellecat
07-26-2006, 10:45 PM
On a child's Superman Halloween costume -- Warning - Wearing this outfit does give the wearer the ability to fly .. DAMN ... I want my money back

arrowqueen
07-27-2006, 01:34 AM
On my friend's cat's medicine bottle: 'Caution. May cause drowsiness. Do not drive heavy machinery.'

persiphone_hellecat
07-27-2006, 02:12 AM
On a Korean made kitchen knife -- Warning - keep out of children ...

hjwilde
07-27-2006, 04:01 PM
:Jaw:

Bmwhtly
07-27-2006, 04:36 PM
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2171/sigsk4.jpg

NightWynde
08-12-2006, 06:29 PM
Diet Black Cherry French Vanilla Pepsi Jazz (a mouthful, but it does brag about having zero calories)-- Contains no juice

Tre
08-13-2006, 12:39 AM
One of my all time favorites: on the back of the Kraft Deli Deluxe cheese is a recipe for a Deli Deluxe Sub Sandwich.

Deli Deluxe Sub Sandwich

Prep: 5 mintues

1 bread roll or Fench bread roll (6 inches)
2 Tbsp. KRAFT Mayo Real Mayonnaise or MIRACLE WHIP Salad Dressing
2 KRAFT DELI DELUXE American Cheese slices
6 slices OSCAR MAYER VARIETY-PAK meats, any variety
Lettuce
Tomato slices
Spread roll with mayo
Fill with remaining ingredients
Makes 2 servings

persiphone_hellecat
08-13-2006, 06:08 AM
I love the one on Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only" - gee does that mean I can't use them in another dimension?

perky_ms_d
08-14-2006, 10:43 AM
it's always the cigarette advisory for me:

Government Warning: Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health....now, why is it that a lot of people turn into a chimney?

NightWynde
08-14-2006, 11:46 AM
On my lighter:

Warning: Ignite lighter away from face.

With all due respect to KTC, how in the world am I supposed to write like my face is on fire if I pay attention to that?

NightWynde
08-15-2006, 11:08 AM
One of the side effects listed on my husband's prescription migraine medication:

May cause headaches.

So, uh, if it doesn't work for him does that just mean he's experiencing a side effect?

Soccer Mom
08-16-2006, 08:24 AM
On my bottle of unscented hairspray, it lists the ingredients including Fragrance. Huh?

persiphone_hellecat
08-16-2006, 11:35 AM
This is true- happened today. My through the wall air conditioner was making noises so I called a repairman. A guy came today, looked at it and said it will make it through the season, not to bother replacing it now - wait and buy one at the end of the summer. Fine - so I paid him 50 bucks for a service call and he wrote me a reciept. I just read it now. In his own handwriting (not pre-printed) it says ...

Service call only - $50.00
90 day guarantee

I can only assume that for the next 90 days, I'm guaranteed this guy won't show up at my house again.

littlewriter
09-15-2006, 05:35 PM
on a bottle of liquid soap:
Please avoid contact with brain and spinal chord.

persiphone_hellecat
09-16-2006, 03:48 AM
For Soccer Mom ...
http:///humor.a-guide-for-seniors.com/funny_cartoon_pictures/funny_pictures/SignsOfConfusion/SignOfConfusion_27.jpg