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MidnightMuse

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Love 'em or hate 'em. Some make you laugh, some don't. Some make sense, some don't.

Know one? Have one?

Wanna make one up?

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"You can't explore the Galaxy, sitting on Uranus."

"Honk if you like to blow your own horn."
 

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Stupid People Shouldn't Breed.

(That's a real one.)
 

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"I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"
 
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jchines

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The sticker is too small to work on a bumper, but I sold this one to Northern Sun:

I piss stupid people off

If you break it down, I made more money per word on that sticker than anything else I've written :)
 

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I KNOW A LOT OF SWEAR WORDS. WANT ME TO SHARE THEM?

I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS

YOUR DADDY IS MY DADDY'S B****(tee shirt)

GO AHEAD AND TAILGATE, MY LAWYER HAS TWINS IN HARVARD.
 

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Two I remember. They are in very dissimilar veins:

1) National Sex Week: Don't let your meat loaf.

2) Ice cream: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
 
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*If you can read this, you're too damn close.
*If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

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These oldies, seen on vans:

*Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside.
*Don't come knocking if this van's a rocking.

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*Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

*If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
 
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"The car horn blows. How 'bout the driver?"

Seen in Florida: "We don't give a DAMN how you did it UP NORTH!"
 

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i saw this one the other day, having got right up close to read it. sizing reflects what I saw.



Are you following
JESUS
this closely?
 

MidnightMuse

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"Real men are Fictional"

"Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons,
For you are crunchy and go well with ketchup."