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MidnightMuse
07-20-2006, 02:10 AM
Love 'em or hate 'em. Some make you laugh, some don't. Some make sense, some don't.

Know one? Have one?

Wanna make one up?

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"You can't explore the Galaxy, sitting on Uranus."

"Honk if you like to blow your own horn."

Elizabeth Slick
07-20-2006, 02:21 AM
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I DRIVE, GET OFF THE SIDEWALK

Cath
07-20-2006, 03:03 AM
I don't have it, but I want one:

TALK GEEKY TO ME

Tre
07-20-2006, 03:06 AM
I'm surprised I haven't seen this one yet:

YOU GOT WHAT YOU VOTED FOR

Unique
07-20-2006, 03:07 AM
Stupid People Shouldn't Breed.

(That's a real one.)

Cath
07-20-2006, 03:08 AM
Another:

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot.

alleycat
07-20-2006, 03:08 AM
"I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"

Tre
07-20-2006, 03:25 AM
I saw this on a tee-shirt, but it could be a bumpersticker as well:

"The voices in my head don't like you."

MidnightMuse
07-20-2006, 05:46 AM
"Don't make me call out my flying monkeys!"

jchines
07-20-2006, 05:54 AM
The sticker is too small to work on a bumper, but I sold this one to Northern Sun:

I piss stupid people off (http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/5232.html)

If you break it down, I made more money per word on that sticker than anything else I've written :)

Tre
07-20-2006, 08:00 AM
"My meds are not strong enough to deal with you."

Cthulhu
07-20-2006, 08:08 AM
I've only ever heard of this one, but I love it...

"My kid kicked your honors student's ***"

Tre
07-20-2006, 08:38 AM
I've only ever heard of this one, but I love it...

"My kid kicked your honors student's ***"

In a similar vein, I have seen:

"My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student"

Jaycinth
07-20-2006, 06:44 PM
I KNOW A LOT OF SWEAR WORDS. WANT ME TO SHARE THEM?

I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS

YOUR DADDY IS MY DADDY'S B****(tee shirt)

GO AHEAD AND TAILGATE, MY LAWYER HAS TWINS IN HARVARD.

MidnightMuse
07-20-2006, 06:47 PM
"If you get any closer, you're going to owe me dinner."

Roger J Carlson
07-20-2006, 06:51 PM
Two I remember. They are in very dissimilar veins:

1) National Sex Week: Don't let your meat loaf.

2) Ice cream: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Jo
07-20-2006, 07:22 PM
*If you can read this, you're too damn close.
*If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

********

These oldies, seen on vans:

*Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside.
*Don't come knocking if this van's a rocking.

********

*Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

*If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

alleycat
07-20-2006, 07:57 PM
"The car horn blows. How 'bout the driver?"

Seen in Florida: "We don't give a DAMN how you did it UP NORTH!"

Bmwhtly
07-20-2006, 08:19 PM
Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside

Best. Bumper Sticker. Ever.

katiemac
07-20-2006, 09:41 PM
My karma ran over my dogma.

Tre
07-21-2006, 12:47 AM
Losing faith in humanity one person at a time

persiphone_hellecat
07-21-2006, 02:51 AM
My other ride is your sister.

Welcome to America - Now learn to speak English and Drive

My kid is Inmate of the Month at Folsom Prison

I used to smoke after sex- then I discovered lubricants

Eveningsdawn
07-21-2006, 05:52 AM
i saw this one the other day, having got right up close to read it. sizing reflects what I saw.



Are you following
JESUS
this closely?

persiphone_hellecat
07-21-2006, 06:29 PM
Old line from Five Easy Pieces

Your horn works - now try your lights ...

MidnightMuse
07-21-2006, 11:14 PM
"Real men are Fictional"

"Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons,
For you are crunchy and go well with ketchup."

persiphone_hellecat
07-21-2006, 11:32 PM
If Virginia is for lovers, how come it's called Virginia?

Dan A Lewis
07-23-2006, 12:28 AM
Visualize using your turn signal

Cath
07-23-2006, 06:10 AM
I'm not a geek, I'm a level 12 Paladin

Powered by Dilithium crystals

Everything you do can and will be used as blog material.

kristie911
07-23-2006, 06:54 AM
I used to have one that said:

911 dispatcher: I tell cops where to go.

And two of my favorites:

I'm out of my mind, please leave a message.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (I have it on a t-shirt but have seen it on a bumper sticker)

NightWynde
07-23-2006, 07:59 AM
This one's on my blog:

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

A few other favorites:

"Remember: pillage first then burn."

"Deep down inside, all people are good. But it's hard to get through the ribs to the tasty parts."

"I'd like to depart the way I arrived. Screaming and covered in someone else's blood."

"Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow. Go over there somewhere."

"Personally I've never experienced normal or stayed awake long enough to understand it."

"Please excuse the typos. I'm not used to the new straight jacket."

These were all found at internetbumperstickers.com

persiphone_hellecat
07-23-2006, 09:37 AM
I brake for animals (well maybe not cats)

Tre
07-23-2006, 09:52 AM
My cat eats Shih Tzu sushi

Jo
07-23-2006, 10:57 AM
I see dumb people

persiphone_hellecat
07-23-2006, 11:26 AM
The world is full of idiots, and I married their king.

Missing Wife and Dog - Reward for the Dog.

I used to miss my wife - now I take target practice.

Lady Cat
07-23-2006, 08:15 PM
I used to have one that said: I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS

saw this one in the McDonald's drivethru: STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME

Ones I'd like to have:
MY MONEY AND MY DAUGHTER GO TO QUEENS
MY OTHER CAR IS A BROOM

alleycat
07-23-2006, 08:18 PM
I brake for animals (well maybe not cats)
If I wasn't staring at your avatar, I would get mad.

persiphone_hellecat
07-23-2006, 11:15 PM
Aww ... Bettie Page will do that to ya ... Hot aint she?

How about people own dogs but cats own people ...

Bmwhtly
07-24-2006, 01:56 PM
"If you're close enough to read this, I ran you over"

and of course, the timeless classic:

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

poetinahat
07-24-2006, 04:10 PM
Painful: saw this one in the weeks leading up to the 1992 US Presidential election -- cute graphics and all:

America Rocks with Sax and Socks*











*: Bill Clinton played saxophone, and the Clinton family had a cat named Socks.

NightWynde
07-24-2006, 07:06 PM
I saw this as a T-shirt, but it would work as a bumper sticker as well:

"Speak your mind even if your voice shakes."

MidnightMuse
07-24-2006, 10:15 PM
Visualize Whirled Peas.

Give Peas a Chance.

Tre
07-25-2006, 12:31 AM
Dogs have owners, cats have staff

What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about

persiphone_hellecat
07-26-2006, 01:22 AM
I used to be Snow White -- but then I strayed ...

MizzVyxen
07-28-2006, 02:01 AM
I am the buffer between good and evil.

persiphone_hellecat
07-28-2006, 02:04 AM
good one Vyx - welcome to the insanity ... stick around a while!!

WWGD -- What Would Gore Do?

wrinkles
07-28-2006, 02:12 AM
A real one:

"Coon Hunters for Jesus"

persiphone_hellecat
07-28-2006, 02:14 AM
How about a bipartisan one?
Welcome to Washington DC ... Bend over - stick head firmly up @ss

MidnightMuse
07-28-2006, 03:26 AM
Save the Whales - Collect the whole set !

MizzVyxen
07-28-2006, 03:37 AM
Ask me about my explosive diarrhea.

kristie911
07-28-2006, 06:07 AM
"I have the perfect body:
It's in the trunk but it's starting to smell."

persiphone_hellecat
07-29-2006, 05:51 AM
Not really a bumper sticker but it's on my son's t shirt right now...

The lepruchauns are after my stash.

DeborahM
08-18-2006, 12:41 PM
On t-shirts:

The meaning of it all is, there is no meaning.

Youth and talent is no match for age and treachery.

Newest bumper sticker I've seen:

Hold on, I'm reloading

Elizabeth Slick
08-18-2006, 07:45 PM
saw this in Hawaii AND LOVED IT:

Eztigah!

another one I saw here recently:

"Men come in three sizes:
small
medium
and OH MY GAWD!"

Elizabeth Slick
08-18-2006, 07:46 PM
The Jesus logo with feet

DragonHeart
08-19-2006, 06:09 AM
I'd tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you every day.

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!

Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate: 1.

~DragonHeart~

persiphone_hellecat
08-19-2006, 06:11 AM
On a T shirt
There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who dont.

Raiyah
08-19-2006, 06:11 AM
"Quit looking at my A*s and concentrate on driving!"

talkwrite
12-28-2007, 10:27 PM
Nancy Reagan is a Stepford Wife

sandyn
12-28-2007, 11:20 PM
We had to write an analytical essay on bumper stickers (of all things) when I took English 101 (thousand years ago!) in college. The following is an actual sticker I saw on a car in the university's parking lot:

'If it swells, ride it.'

talkwrite
12-29-2007, 12:30 AM
This one I have taped to my rear window and I carefully transfered it from the last two cars I bought. True story- A policeman pulled me over just to compliment me on it.
It says
" CAUTION Writer aboard in creative trance"

HeronW
12-30-2007, 02:22 AM
I 'Heart' Uranus
Kiss My Astarte
Caution, Anti-Matter on Board'
Collecting A--holes Who Read Bumperstickers, One Rear-ender Accident At A Time

Komnena
01-07-2008, 04:53 AM
Republican for Voldemort

HeronW
01-13-2008, 08:08 PM
I've reincarnated as a bumpersticker just to look at you?!

Jersey Chick
01-13-2008, 09:47 PM
Jesus Saves... Passes to Gretzsky... He shoots... He Scores!

Don't Tailgate Me or Else I'll Flick a Booger on Your Windshield

Your Kid May Be an Honor Student, But You're an Idiot

You Suck, and That's Sad (one of those bunny ones - I love that one!)

and seen on a motorcycle:

If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off

KikiteNeko
01-01-2009, 08:11 AM
Today I saw a bumper sticker that read "In 2009 let's leave ONE child behind: George Bush"

Made me laugh.

Ciera_
01-01-2009, 08:30 AM
I am the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you.
and
WTFWJD
are my favourites.

StephanieFox
01-02-2009, 08:37 AM
A very old one, but it existed. Think US pres election, 1964.
AuH20

Wayne K
01-02-2009, 07:52 PM
My brother had one that said

"I brake for no F###ing reason at all."

StephanieFox
01-02-2009, 09:41 PM
She changes everything she touches.


My other car is a broom.

slcboston
01-03-2009, 03:20 AM
should have found this thread prior to the election... and I actually saw this four years ago... but it's stuck with me:

Republicans for Voldemort

Wayne K
01-03-2009, 07:49 PM
Politicians are like diapers. They both need to be changed often, and for the exact same reason.

Woof
01-03-2009, 08:11 PM
HONK IF YOU BELIEVE IN GEESE

xoChickieGirlox
02-26-2009, 11:01 PM
What happens at Grandma's, stays at Grandma's.

jubileerocker
02-27-2009, 07:45 AM
Don't like my driving?
get me optical insurance!

dancingandflying
02-27-2009, 08:13 AM
"Sorry I missed church - I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

:D

d&f.

jubileerocker
02-27-2009, 08:18 AM
My dog is cleaner then your honor roll student