Best and Worst Pick Up Lines

From the spoof.

#10 I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

#9 Hey, do you want to see something swell?

#8 I’d love to screw your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it.

#7 Can I buy you a drink, or would you prefer the money?

#6 You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

#5 Bond, James Bond

#4 Great hooters! Mind if I feel them?

#3 My DNA would like to party with your DNA.

#2 Gee, you don’t sweat too much for a fat chick.

#1 Excuse me, would you mind checking my beard for ticks?

I'm a movie producer from Hollywood. Care to audition for me later?

(worked once!)

tiny terror said:

"Have you got a little German in you?..... Would you like one?"

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Veiner snichel

PeeDee said:

Whaddaya mean worked once? That's, like, the de rigeur line for every porn internet site that doesn't involve pizza.

Not that I know.

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I only had one business card.

PeeDee said:

"Enough about me, let's talk about you. How do you like me so far?"

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So far, I like you fine. Buy me another bottle of champaign and I'll like you even better.

billythrilly7th said:

Best: "Hi, I'm Billy Thrilly."


Worst:"Hi, I'm Billy Thrilly."

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I don't mind fat women if they have a sense of humor.

poetinahat said:

I made copies, hon. I'll send you some.

So did I get the part?

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I really liked your opening, but I'm afraid it's been done too many times before.

maestrowork said:

"I have five bucks. Your place or mine?"

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Believe it or not that was the price of a motel room in 1980. Hmmm...

dahmnait said:

It didn't get him anywhere, but I had to give the guy points for bluntness.

"So, you want to f___?"

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I had lots of women say that to me, but it always cost twenty bucks afterwards. Why's that? Can't they just love me for my personality?