Wanted: nuts

Dare ya.

Do you think we could fit your head in there?

Well, I'm no help, I'm married.

(go ahead. Figure out what I mean by that. I dare you.)

PeeDee said:

Well, I'm no help, I'm married.

(go ahead. Figure out what I mean by that. I dare you.)

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your wife carries your nuts around in her purse and only gives them to you when she decides you need them?

Are they in a mason jar?

KTC said:

I'm just the one to try that out for size.

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say it ain't so, Joe!

Are robeiae and Stew21 married to each other?

You two remind me of a married couple, dysfunctional married couple that is.

Love hate thing going on or what?

Yes, I'm nosy but I'm not a investigative journalist so it's safe to answer if you want.

psy7ven said:

You two remind me of a married couple, dysfunctional married couple that is.

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They put the FUN back in dysfunctional, don't they?

robeiae said:

No, but Ray and KTC are our love children...

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hey, that's what I was going to say, (but I would have said it funnier!) DEAR!

right after you smack me on the butt and ask for a beer and turkey pot pie!

LOL!!

Yes, the two of you are fun.

Do you really want my left one or right?

mmmm cashews.

ill have to find my friction reducing, needle bearing, thrust collar... i know it's somewhere in this house...

SpookyWriter said:

Do you really want my left one or right?

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They'll need both, just to meet minimum size requirements for one.

MidnightMuse said:

Are they in a mason jar?

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Aww... you're ALL wrong. She wears 'em for ear-bobs. :>

You go first.
No sense shelling out for something that won't crack.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Aww... you're ALL wrong. She wears 'em for ear-bobs. :>

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PeeDee said:

They'll need both, just to meet minimum size requirements for one.

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How about if one is swollen? Does that count?